Capture the Crown
Capture the Crown - Singles EP


5.0
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Review

by SlMBOLlC USER (14 Reviews)
November 17th, 2012 | 261 replies | 8,275 views


Release Date: 2011 | Tracklist

Review Summary: YOU FILTHY FUCKING CUNT JUNZNJUZNJUNZA

33 of 38 thought this review was well written

Capture. The. Crown

With only three songs and a sick cover, these aussie thrashers are getting noticed everywhere for their mad skillz. Some, however, have criticised them for not being original and using the same experimental methods that bands like Asking Alexandria have pioneered. To those idiots I say *** you cause CtC are repping the cheerios like you don’t even know.

The ear sex starts off with “You call that a knife?, this is a knife”. Determined not to be another generic band, CtC opted for a synthy intro breakdown that makes you think “*** are these guys the next cynic or what?????” Followed by possibly the best opening line ever : “Welcome to sin city bitchezzzzz!!11!!” Boom. Watcha gonna do? You can tell these guys are really tough with the ripped skinny jeans binary junz and clean chorus under like a broken water pipe or something but it looks mad emotional and ***. The song continues to make the bros fight invisible ninjas in teh pitzz until just when you thought swearing before breakdowns wasn’t enough of a musical breakthrough, they are able to make a coolly calculated transition into some chronic trip hop dub in the same vein as massive attack like *** its just really good k

They show their originality and eagerness to progress beyond the realms of ***cunts like opeth and cover Jason deruloooooooo. Its insane that an experimental hardcore thrash/djent band like ctc is going to cover hip hop. So yeh right from the get go the axe wielders show talent like holy *** if you wanted tremolos or sweeps thats for ***n pussies man try strumming the the E string like four times in a row i bet this cover took ages to make. And man the vocalist is really hot and the lyrics speak to me cause i had this ex girlfriend and we were in mad love and gonna get married but on our 1 week anniversary she cheated on me and i was like ***n angry i wanted to watch her suck his dick.

So then i found ctc and my life turned around and i stopped being *** and i started getting hot chicks with like snake bites and medusa piercings and i started being real attractive cause apart from being such a forward thinking band, ctc made me truly appreciate v-necks.

All in all, ctc and their vocalist Jeffrey welfare are ***ing *** up. Welfare may end up being remembered as the father of prog djent thrashcore just like that guy who everyone knows was the father of death metal, but hopefully he doesn’t die like him (RIP Mitch Lucker <3)



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RosaParks
November 17th 2012



14592 Comments


posd

SlMBOLlC
November 17th 2012



4446 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

this was so much fun to write

SlMBOLlC
November 17th 2012



4446 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

2 from 2

that went better than expected

Ethics
November 17th 2012



4112 Comments


such a great review and album!!!!!!

SlMBOLlC
November 17th 2012



4446 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

thanks babe

ViperAces
November 17th 2012



12357 Comments


worst album ever yea

SlMBOLlC
November 17th 2012



4446 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

nah bro

asdfsadf

yeh it sucks

Ethics
November 17th 2012



4112 Comments


LOL

Ethics
November 17th 2012



4112 Comments


Capture. The. Crown.

Fluttertrank
November 17th 2012



16939 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

ok real talk i hate the sound of the production and other sounds on the album. like it actually hurts me ears. Im not joking. like that intro sound in you call that a knife.

Digging: Xanthochroid - Blessed He With Boils

MichaelSnoxall
November 17th 2012



12163 Comments


Sorry, Simbolic, but the first joke review written like this was funny, but when everybody started copying it, it got stale. Neg.

SlMBOLlC
November 17th 2012



4446 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

i posted the link to the review on their facebook telling them how much i love them and hooping they check it out fuck im ruthless

Ethics
November 17th 2012



4112 Comments


lmfao snoxall you never cease to amaze me with how serious you take shit on this site

SlMBOLlC
November 17th 2012



4446 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

@snox
im not trying to copy anyone, but how else do you suggest someone writes a joke review? i mean there's KILL's way then theres this way.

harsh neg brah harsh

Ethics
November 17th 2012



4112 Comments


just uncalled for, simply harsh and uncalled for

apologize...

SlMBOLlC
November 17th 2012



4446 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

but honestly snoz, youre a
FILTHY FUCKING CUUUUUUNNNTTTTTT

JKS BRO

but actually pos or die
jks
not


Ethics
November 17th 2012



4112 Comments


think about what you did wrong in your room and when you come out i want you to reverse that neg with a pos

Fluttertrank
November 17th 2012



16939 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

boom.

ViperAces
November 17th 2012



12357 Comments


NO FLUTTER NO BRING IT BACK

SlMBOLlC
November 17th 2012



4446 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

ethics baby, you always got mah back

but fuck srsly, "I NEED HEEELLPP, I DONT FEEL REAAL TODAAAY THERES SUMPTHEN, GOIN ON UPSTAIR-E-AIRS!!"

not even facepalms can deal with this type of shit



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