The Black Belles
The Black Belles


4.0
excellent

Review

by Andrew Caswell USER (51 Reviews)
September 27th, 2012 | 27 replies | 1,328 views


Release Date: 2011 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Double, double, toil and trouble.

4 of 5 thought this review was well written

The season of the witch is upon us, once again we prepare for another festive All Hallow’s Eve, there’s no better time to offer up a treat, pulling plenty of fiendish tricks for creatures of the night. Elvira, mistress of the dark, appears in four musical forms through an séance of gothic inspired garage rock. The resurrection of an expired 60’s scene escapes from a crystal ball, foretelling bad intentions.

The Black Belles debut self-titled album is a monsters mash of eerie collections, illuminating through a sinisterly carved jack o’lantern filled with ghostly fright. Necromancer Olivia Jean spews banshee echoes along the decrepit corridor of possessed drums ramming against the wailing guitar licks walls. It strikes unease with booming bass blowing out windows as demonic organs seal the souls fate.

The frantic needle off the record, ‘Honky Tonk Horror,’ thrashes between whispered laments to hair-raising sermons. Lucifer rests on a blood-covered girl’s shoulder, with cigarette in hand, savoring the burial of a murderous love. In shivery short tales of haunting reverie, ominous pale-skin figures contort with an undead symphony, cladly dressed in black to seduce the purest pulsating hearts.

The all female anti-convent stroll down the desolate trail of so many foolish victims of unoriginality’s curse, cementing their rightful place as protégés of instrumental warlock Jack White. It doesn’t take an ouija board to spell out why these easy on the eyes replicas of Lydia Deetz are luring prey with an off-kilter aim, snatching the youth with an irreversible potion swirled in their cauldron.



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andcas
September 27th 2012



57814 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

sample of what I'm talking about and damn they're hot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXNTQ-GmMkM

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Trebor17
Contributing Reviewer
September 27th 2012



39826 Comments


Not a single one of them is african american

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andcas
September 27th 2012



57814 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

sorry. no big booty hoes here.

Trebor17
Contributing Reviewer
September 27th 2012



39826 Comments


You racist, I know a black girl with a small butt


andcas
September 27th 2012



57814 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

oh yeah? you should make her your woman.

Trebor17
Contributing Reviewer
September 27th 2012



39826 Comments


She lives upstate now

andcas
September 27th 2012



57814 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

go to her on your faithful steed, romance novel style.

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
September 27th 2012



15255 Comments


Good review andcas, clever too. Pos.

I used to listen to the horrorpops. never loved them but they had some fun songs.
I'll check this out when I have the chance.

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andcas
September 28th 2012



57814 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

thanks man. fuck this needs more attention.

Vespiion
September 28th 2012



1063 Comments


They've got style. Definitely gonna check this out.

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andcas
September 28th 2012



57814 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

neg stalker in full force. sigh. anyways have at it.

YankeeDudel
September 28th 2012



9096 Comments


these girls are meh. just another poor mans black keys/white stripes type. not bad but havent been really impressed with any of the stuff ive heard.

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andcas
September 28th 2012



57814 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

fair enough. but you can fap to every member. so opinion overruled.

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
September 28th 2012



15255 Comments


Yeah, I got negged too.

andcas
September 28th 2012



57814 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

we should be nice to everyone.

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
September 28th 2012



15255 Comments


I am nice to everyone, or at least I think so. prolly just troll negs.

MichaelSnoxall
September 28th 2012



12135 Comments


Pretty sure this band is on Jack White's label.

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Brostep
Contributing Reviewer
September 28th 2012



1302 Comments


These guys were ok on Colbert Report, not really sure what else they have to offer though

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andcas
September 28th 2012



57814 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"Pretty sure this band is on Jack White's label" yup, they're on third man records.

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
September 28th 2012



15255 Comments


Hey Yankee, check out my new avatar. U ever play turtles in time?



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