Agony (CAN)
Apocalyptic Dawning


4.0
excellent

Review

by KILL USER (57 Reviews)
August 6th, 2012 | 19 replies


Release Date: 1995 | Tracklist

Review Summary: crazy

ah, the album that changed my life. just before i heard agony i was in a sweet place in my life, i was 15 year old trve metalhead, i was living at home and getting my ass sucked on a daily basis by kara, life was great and nothing could go wrong, until my 16th birthday where my uncle vvornth gave me a tape of apocalyptic dawning, i didnt know what to expect as at the time the only death metal i'd heard was sabaothic cherubim and it kinda put me off the genre. on the first listen i was blown away, not by kara for once but by the music itself. the vocals were fucking retarded, the riffs face ripping, the drumz bell end crushing. but after this fateful day everything started to go crazy, kara dumped my ass for craig hoberman and my parents passed away in a freak windmill accident. i was devastated by both incidents and i had to go and live with my nan in kent, which is where kate bush grew up so it kinda ruled. it was really boring at my nanz as she was always at work and my only company was her dog spike. after letting it lick my ass a few times i got bad memories of kara and decided i needed to jam some dm, quite. but the only tape i had was agony, the bringer of ***, but i didnt give a *** as i was hard as *** and i jammed it again. later that day my nan was hit by a truck and died of aids, so i was now homeless and without a care in the world, memories of the mustaine days of my youth crept back into my mind. but there was no way i was going to go down the nugz road again. the only thing i could think of doing was to try and visit kates farm she grew up on, but sadly it was deserted, i used to abandoned farm as my home for a few days, dry humping kates childhood bed was the closest i could get to happiness and it took my mind off karas fat ass. but after a while i knew i had to go back to portsmouth to deal with kara and craig, they ruined my ***ing life and i was ***ing pissed so hard. as i returned to my childhood town i arrived at karas humble abode, as i came in through the bathroom window i picked up a silver hammer and decided to end it all right there and then, but as i broke into their room i saw the role was reversed, craig was licking her ***ter, is that why she left? ah, but of course, i had been making her give me pleasure but i never returned the favour, i realised how selfish i had been and i said sorry and left, knowing that she will now be happy, even if she was with that faggot craig. but as i left i jammed agony one last time and as i left her skank ass road i heard her house collapse to the floor, crushing them to death, i was kinda pissed but at the same time i was like sweet. so yea this album is really great but listen with caution



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Comments:Add a Comment 
KILL
August 6th 2012


73054 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

another very personal review, feel free to pos and feature.

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MO
August 6th 2012


19413 Comments


album changed my life 4/5

but yea rules face

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
August 6th 2012


19460 Comments


cool

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ffs
August 6th 2012


4937 Comments


y e ah this is cool

ffs
August 6th 2012


4937 Comments


death by suffocation in a vagina

Funeralopolis
August 6th 2012


12288 Comments


this is actual pretty good yea

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KILL
August 6th 2012


73054 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

yea its cvrazy

KILL
August 6th 2012


73054 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

homicide best song ever?

KILL
August 7th 2012


73054 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

ok i realise this review is terrible and that is it now i am goin for staff this next review will be my opus

demigod!
April 20th 2013


46362 Comments


Wwew

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DrHouseSchuldiner
April 20th 2013


5643 Comments


Haha sweet rev pos'd gonna check that one tonight

Moople
June 22nd 2013


228 Comments


rip dethtrasher

KILL
October 29th 2013


73054 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

birthrite woulda been on the case

Greyvy
May 6th 2014


5396 Comments


this is sweet. excellent review KILL

KILL
May 6th 2014


73054 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

thanks dude some of its actually true as well

TheSonomaDude
September 21st 2014


1356 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Why the fuck do you write like a 9-year-old? You need to go back to english class, mate.

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evilford
October 2nd 2014


23093 Comments


this rocks

TheSonomaDude
November 30th 2014


1356 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Hell yah it does. The title track and "Orbital Hide-Out" rock shit.

OvDeath
November 30th 2014


2106 Comments


best review



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