Fantastimo
Led Zeppelin V


4.5
superb

Review

by Boris Canzano USER (9 Reviews)
May 13th, 2012 | 80 replies


Release Date: 2012 | Tracklist

Review Summary: "We're Fucking Idiots"

No, Fantastimo, you’re not. Why? Because Led Zeppelin V is one of the finest displays of avant-garde anything since ever. Perhaps its nearly 8-minute run-time might seem daunting, but once you get sucked into the furious shredding, unique vocals, and keyboard-beating percussion of Led Zeppelin V, you may forget the time has passed.

The most notable quality of all tracks on Led Zeppelin V is the relentless consistency. Fantastimo have managed to craft 7 very musically different tracks, all sharing the same high level of awesome. Not that my 320 kbps download would make any difference, every single atonal shred solo, every single smack cone gives his keyboard, every beat of the ***ty bongo drum, every 8-bit riff that sounds like when you play Pokemon and take a walk in the forest and run into a ***ing Caterpie or some ***, and every profound lyric, distinguishable or not can be heard perfectly. In every way, for this reviewer at least, Led Zeppelin V surpasses every previous effort put out by Fantastimo. Dabbling in everything from noise, doom/drone, nintendocore, electronic, afrobeat, glitch, and more, this.

If you’re watching porn, you should probably stop and listen to this instead, it’ll probably give you a bigger hard on than whatever bbw you’re jerking it to.

Aoty 5/5



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Sirob
May 13th 2012


2653 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

roty 5/5 my best one obviously

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
May 13th 2012


50550 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Thanks buddy

aqualungcancer
May 13th 2012


573 Comments


These guys should tour with Rest and Jethro Tull!

Sirob
May 13th 2012


2653 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

had nothing better to do and im high so shit

Sirob
May 13th 2012


2653 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

thanks potato1!

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
May 13th 2012


50550 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

We worked so hard on this and it turned out great, oh boy so proud

MO
May 13th 2012


18865 Comments


lol

mangasm
May 13th 2012


672 Comments


Pos'd damn can't wait to listen to this.

MO
May 13th 2012


18865 Comments


end of is it ever good is truth, most honest part

Bloodhail
May 13th 2012


1144 Comments


i need to emotionally prepare myself for this

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
May 13th 2012


50550 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Balcaen's drugs are they ever good

Imperial
May 13th 2012


1733 Comments


Amazing.

Emim
May 13th 2012


26646 Comments


damn that conga is mezzmerizing

gabethepiratesquid
May 13th 2012


4521 Comments


Sputnik funniness level is somewhere between reviews of a Burial album going, "HAHA NOT LIKE THE GENIUS OF SKRILLEX, WHERE ARE ALL THE FILTHY WUBS? THIS IS A 1" and making a list of "GREATEST HIP-HOP OF TODAY" and putting all Soulja Boy albums.

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
May 13th 2012


50550 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Some of the lyrics are hard to make out so I'll probably post them tomorrow

gabethepiratesquid
May 13th 2012


4521 Comments


alright that's the last of being cranky about this, have fun you guys.

mangasm
May 13th 2012


672 Comments


"Sputnik funniness level is somewhere between reviews of a Burial album going, "HAHA NOT LIKE THE GENIUS OF SKRILLEX, WHERE ARE ALL THE FILTHY WUBS? THIS IS A 1" and making a list of "GREATEST HIP-HOP OF TODAY" and putting all Soulja Boy albums."

So are you bitching or what?

Imperial
May 13th 2012


1733 Comments


Timeless.

Sirob
May 13th 2012


2653 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I was about to ask who neg'd, guess i know now!

gabethepiratesquid
May 13th 2012


4521 Comments


Nah, I didn't even read the review except for the first sentence or two and was like, "Alright I get what it'll say." I was commenting on the album.



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