Review Summary: "We're Fucking Idiots"13 of 14 thought this review was well written
, you’re not. Why? Because Led Zeppelin V
is one of the finest displays of avant-garde anything since ever. Perhaps its nearly 8-minute run-time might seem daunting, but once you get sucked into the furious shredding, unique vocals, and keyboard-beating percussion of Led Zeppelin V
, you may forget the time has passed.
The most notable quality of all tracks on Led Zeppelin V
is the relentless consistency. Fantastimo
have managed to craft 7 very musically different tracks, all sharing the same high level of awesome. Not that my 320 kbps download would make any difference, every single atonal shred solo, every single smack cone gives his keyboard, every beat of the ***ty bongo drum, every 8-bit riff that sounds like when you play Pokemon
and take a walk in the forest and run into a ***ing Caterpie or some ***, and every profound lyric, distinguishable or not can be heard perfectly. In every way, for this reviewer at least, Led Zeppelin V
surpasses every previous effort put out by Fantastimo
. Dabbling in everything from noise, doom/drone, nintendocore, electronic, afrobeat, glitch, and more, this.
If you’re watching porn, you should probably stop and listen to this instead, it’ll probably give you a bigger hard on than whatever bbw you’re jerking it to.