brokeNCYDE
Guilty Pleasurez


1.0
awful

Review

by TommyIcedB USER (16 Reviews)
May 9th, 2012 | 16 replies | 3,929 views


Release Date: 2012 | Tracklist

Review Summary: It just gets worse...

1 of 1 thought this review was well written

So we probably all know brokeNCYDE by now, and chances are the mere sound of their name makes you want to never listen to any music ever again in a sheer rage quit against the music industry. Well, guess what, guys and gals? They're back! We'll never know who wanted this to happen and for what reason, but they are back! Back with one of the most pointless and unnecessary releases in music history.

And I'm not kidding. The mere contents of this CD makes you truly question what purpose it serves. Okay, so maybe, someone, somewhere with the IQ of a dead fly enjoys this kind of music. Maybe all these dead fly brained imbeciles were, for even dumber reasons, begging for new content from "BC13". They've overplayed their copy of brokeNCYDE's previous release 'Guilty Pleasure' and want something new! Even if you are part of that ridiculous target audience, even you may find 'Guilty Pleasurez' to be a massive disappointment.

'Guilty Pleasurez' has absolutely no reason to exist. This is not exactly a new album; this is a re-release of their already terrible third album. Surely if it's a re-release we must be getting a good stash of new content, right? Um, well, no. In total, 'Guilty Pleasurez' has a grand total of one new song. Just one. It goes by the name of 'Never Back Down' and it is just about as painfully unbearable as every other song brokeNCYDE have sh*t out.

So where's the extra appeal to their apparently existent fans? Well, the song 'Magnum' has been updated. Yes, updated. It's not a new song. It's not even a remix. That track alone is the most pointless thing this already obscure band have cruelly unleashed into this world. Also, we get a "screamix" (yes, don't call it a remix, haters!) of 'Doin' My Thang', which is as awful, dare I say it, maybe even worse than the original. And that's it. One new song, one updated song, and one remix... sorry, "screamix". Oh, but don't worry, all of the other songs of the original 'Guilty Pleasure' album are still here. Isn't that great? Isn't this better than The Beatles!?

All sarcasm aside, it's painful enough that brokeNCYDE got to make ANOTHER album, it's even more soul-crushing and unbelievable that they were allowed to throw out such a pointless album which really has no acceptable reason to exist. As always, brokeNCYDE find a new way to take the music industry and rape it. I know that's a very dark thing to say, but it truly is a dark stain that these guys are leaving on the world of music. Avoid like the plague.



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TommyIcedB
May 9th 2012



24 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Okay so this wasn't really a necessary review, but it was fun to write nonetheless.

Kellerdeck
May 9th 2012



1881 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

What exactly is this?

ThroneOfAgony
May 9th 2012



3485 Comments


wow, what a clever review

Aids
Contributing Reviewer
May 9th 2012



23798 Comments


this obviously sucks and everyone knows it. can that be the end of the discussion please?

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Devastator
May 9th 2012



2450 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Band needs to be killed with fire.

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LifeAsAChipmunk
May 9th 2012



4854 Comments


Why bother listening to this?

Sauce
May 9th 2012



659 Comments


wait
















so do you think this has a reason to exist or not? i couldn't tell by your review.

pand3m0nium
May 9th 2012



98 Comments


Good grief, they still exist?!

sixdegrees
May 9th 2012



16666 Comments


brave review, man.

Dashy
May 9th 2012



421 Comments


I think brokeNCYDE needs to exist. They remind everyone that no matter how bad they are, they're better than someone.

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
May 10th 2012



30859 Comments


So what's the difference between this and their album from last year?

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MutnikSpusic
May 10th 2012



560 Comments


wtf

Evreaia
May 10th 2012



3949 Comments


"I think brokeNCYDE needs to exist. They remind everyone that no matter how bad they are, they're better than someone. "

We have Etienne Sin for that, and he's even better fit for the role as he's even worse then this shit.

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Crinn
July 23rd 2013



4 Comments


Some of the users on here have some of the most random profile pics i swear...

IbenizGEO1
July 23rd 2013



2258 Comments


"I think brokeNCYDE needs to exist. They remind everyone that no matter how bad they are, they're better than someone."

epic quote

MikeC26
July 23rd 2013



3135 Comments


lol



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