Fantastimo
Fantastimo Journey


5.0
classic

Review

by Robert Lowe CONTRIBUTOR (90 Reviews)
April 30th, 2012 | 84 replies


Release Date: 2012 | Tracklist

Review Summary: I will never look at music again

What can truly be considered avant-garde in modern times when everything has been done before? One man set out to answer that question and also other fundamental questions of the universe. Armed only with a keyboard with a missing power outlet, the man known by many names bravely went on a musical odyssey to answer these questions.

But who is this man? He is most commonly known as Coneren and is known to live somewhere in the great white north. A man who is so intelligent he seems crazy to normal people. It's vary difficult to even comprehend the music and it takes about 20 listens to see the real genius of this album.

Pounding away at his keyboard and humming gibberish he single handled changed the musical landscape forever. Cone has the voice of a female angel achieving orgasm after 10 years of singing lessons. How one man created such amazing music by himself is beyond me.

Produced by Stokes a tiny British man in a pub in Essex, the sound is top notch. Coneren having no money convinced Stokes to be paid in delicious biscuits which aren't biscuits they are cookies but they call them biscuits for some reason.

War Galaxy ponders the great questions of the universe. Why are we here? Is there intelligent life out there? This track proposes that man is destined to discover life, but go to war with them for trivial reasons and bring the destruction of the human race and the alien race leaving the universe in dust. Oh man it blew my mind.

Required Helmet tells the story of a man who went to a construction site without a helmet and something fell on him and he got a crushed brain. The moral of this song is to always wear a helmet when you ride your bicycle.

The final track Deadly Penis discusses the challenges of the modern women and how men constantly destroy while women create and still only get paid 75 cents on the dollar.

these tracks really make you think a lot of stuff.

It's almost impossible to describe this album. It is a true anomaly and a true classic for the ages. Fantisimo Journey is a true audio journey through space and time.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
April 30th 2012


50432 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Short review but it's only 3 songs so forgive me

Digging: Viper the Rapper - You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
April 30th 2012


50432 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Listen here
http://fantastimo.bandcamp.com/


Graveyard
April 30th 2012


5740 Comments


legend

Digging: Nurse With Wound - Spiral Insana

WillieDimension
April 30th 2012


666 Comments


thanks for the review trebor! i do it for all my fans thank you everyone

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
April 30th 2012


50432 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Well you should be

Satellite
April 30th 2012


20818 Comments


heyo

Omaha
Staff Reviewer
April 30th 2012


10209 Comments


It's like if Thom Yorke met Natalie Portman in the Bronx

Ignimbrite
April 30th 2012


5350 Comments


aotc

Digging: This Will Destroy You - Another Language

pizzamachine
April 30th 2012


12571 Comments


lol this review made my day

WeepingBanana
April 30th 2012


10159 Comments


EPOTY

WillieDimension
April 30th 2012


666 Comments


thank you fellerdudes

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
April 30th 2012


50432 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I can't edit this so pretend there are spaces between the paragraphs

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
April 30th 2012


18519 Comments


deadly penis is my fav

Digging: Objekt - Flatland

WillieDimension
April 30th 2012


666 Comments


you were my inspiration for it

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
April 30th 2012


50432 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Cone we need to do an album together


WillieDimension
April 30th 2012


666 Comments


yeah sure ill record some parts with stokes soon and he can give you them sometime

Spec
April 30th 2012


27178 Comments


Great review. Album's a classic.

macman76
April 30th 2012


373 Comments


Similar Bands: Radiohead, Opeth, Converge

Takes the best from all three

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
April 30th 2012


50432 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Better than all 3 combined


Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
April 30th 2012


50432 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Who da fuck negged?



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