Review Summary: I will never look at music again
What can truly be considered avant-garde in modern times when everything has been done before? One man set out to answer that question and also other fundamental questions of the universe. Armed only with a keyboard with a missing power outlet, the man known by many names bravely went on a musical odyssey to answer these questions.
But who is this man? He is most commonly known as Coneren and is known to live somewhere in the great white north. A man who is so intelligent he seems crazy to normal people. It's vary difficult to even comprehend the music and it takes about 20 listens to see the real genius of this album.
Pounding away at his keyboard and humming gibberish he single handled changed the musical landscape forever. Cone has the voice of a female angel achieving orgasm after 10 years of singing lessons. How one man created such amazing music by himself is beyond me.
Produced by Stokes a tiny British man in a pub in Essex, the sound is top notch. Coneren having no money convinced Stokes to be paid in delicious biscuits which aren't biscuits they are cookies but they call them biscuits for some reason.
War Galaxy ponders the great questions of the universe. Why are we here? Is there intelligent life out there? This track proposes that man is destined to discover life, but go to war with them for trivial reasons and bring the destruction of the human race and the alien race leaving the universe in dust. Oh man it blew my mind.
Required Helmet tells the story of a man who went to a construction site without a helmet and something fell on him and he got a crushed brain. The moral of this song is to always wear a helmet when you ride your bicycle.
The final track Deadly Penis discusses the challenges of the modern women and how men constantly destroy while women create and still only get paid 75 cents on the dollar.
these tracks really make you think a lot of stuff.
It's almost impossible to describe this album. It is a true anomaly and a true classic for the ages. Fantisimo Journey is a true audio journey through space and time.