Bring Me the Horizon
Suicide Season


1.0
awful

Review

by ForgetTheFallen USER (8 Reviews)
April 4th, 2012 | 123 replies | 4,987 views


Release Date: 2008 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Wait....This is music?

7 of 49 thought this review was well written

Lets tune our guitars down to an inaudible pitch and chug the open string in a series of breakdowns. Then lets hire someone with no singing or screaming talent to yell into the mic like a jackass. Lets make sure our lyrics have no substance.

And so Bring Me The Horizon was conceived, the biggest *** stain on the face of metal.

If you enjoy hearing the same note played in a slightly varied fashion for the course of 10 songs, like breakdowns, and enjoy listening to Jackass Oliver Sykes make a pathetic attempt at screaming, please listen to this album.

If you are a 13 year old emo girl, listen to Bring Me The Horizon. Chances are you will find the lead singer hot and you will pretend you're hardcore for listening to them.

However, if you have any musical taste, knowledge or *gasp* a brain, please stay the hell away from the ten track turd.



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    Oli's on Molly....

    bigdickedguy (1)
    ....

    ispeakzenglishgood (5)
    BMTH makes a significant change to their sound - and it's one for the better....

    Willem Hattingh (3.5)
    BMTH have completely changed but they have slightly improved......

  • BringMeABrick (2)
    Suicide Season is an album fueled by an angry, depressing energy, an album made by a band ...

    matthew turok (4)
    When a bad band gets rid of the bad parts and replaces them with good ones... I really ten...

    Zipzop5565 (1.5)
    Suicide Season is a definite improvement over BMTH’s last attempt at making music, thoug...

    PeteyThePistol (1.5)
    Bring Me The Horizon takes any of the potential that their previous release had and smashe...

  • TheAngelOfDeath616 (2)
    BMTH have created a mediocre disasterpiece that takes up room in the music industry......

    genericnamelol (2)
    [i]Suicide Season[/i] is better than their previous work, but that isn't saying much....

    Alex Silveri EMERITUS (3)
    Bring Me The Horizon throw off their tarnished cloak of deathcore and move into a much mor...

    peterbraa (3.5)
    Suicide Seasons, A very well proposed album drifting away from the deathcore genre and mor...

  • Brent Stephenson (2.5)
    In an attempt to distance themselves from their deathcore roots, Bring Me The Horizon has ...

    Loxxorz (4)
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Comments:Add a Comment 
ThroneOfAgony
April 3rd 2012



3485 Comments


LOLOL FUNNY SO FUNNY

Scoot
April 3rd 2012



17681 Comments


prob the dumbest review ever

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Mewcopa0
April 3rd 2012



1799 Comments


nag'd

ThroneOfAgony
April 3rd 2012



3485 Comments


Pretty much. The last sentence is pretty thought-provoking though

WeepingBanana
April 3rd 2012



10045 Comments


review is worse than the album

KILL
April 3rd 2012



70586 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

cool

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Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
April 3rd 2012



49788 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Your review is bad and you should feel bad

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ForgetTheFallen
April 3rd 2012



44 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

well considering i wrote it in literally 3 minutes, I'm happy with it. At least it gets the truth across.

ApplicationToHeaven
April 3rd 2012



1558 Comments


Jackass Oliver Sykes make a pathetic attempt at screaming

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
April 3rd 2012



18028 Comments


pos

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ForgetTheFallen
April 3rd 2012



44 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

^^ thanks

IMZA1793
April 3rd 2012



843 Comments


pos [2]

LifeAsAChipmunk
April 3rd 2012



4854 Comments


"well considering i wrote it in literally 3 minutes, I'm happy with it. At least it gets the truth across."

No excuse. I suppose the truth = your opinion in this case. The album may be bad, but this review is worse.

NeutralThunder12
April 3rd 2012



8742 Comments


legit yeah this album is fucking atrocious anarchist 5'd it though so maybe its actually good hm

ForgetTheFallen
April 3rd 2012



44 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Not exactly. Sure it's biased but your a liar if you say that the songs aren't drowned in breakdowns. You're also a liar if you say that the singer does anymore than yell. You're also a liar if you say that their guitarists don't tune down to ATLEAST drop B.

ApplicationToHeaven
April 3rd 2012



1558 Comments


if this review was a riff it would be the opening riff from master of puppets btw

DotEight
April 3rd 2012



5476 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Lol. All I know to say.

Sirob
April 3rd 2012



2653 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

review and album are both no

chesse13
April 3rd 2012



2326 Comments


i fucking hate the word turd. even typing it kills me

Irving
Staff Reviewer
April 3rd 2012



7140 Comments


and you will pretend your hardcore for listening to them

Neg.



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