Review Summary: A beast of an album6 of 14 thought this review was well written
The mars volta started their career in 1992 under Anthem. Little did we know they would become one of the most influential, if not THE most influential bands in alt/ rock history. And this album is no different.
For instance- the mars volta heard about the news of their new record deal only to find-
Yo Yo dog, sayin cheese ta all those pimps out dere, all those niggas participatin in da master plan, yo ah know you know we's be jivin' bout da sheeit bout ta be going down yo, dis here volta....he just aint gots da blood yo. know it? hes cracker, an' much as ah aint racist those bastards enslaved us an' sheeit ill be damned if dey be stealin our bun dog you read? Ya' dig?
Yo dis here nigga think he be tight yet he dont gots da kicks o' uh swan carried by our black ancestor now, yo ah aint jivin' race you gotta see, im jivin' BLOOD yo? sho, ah know he think he black, an' dogs come swarming ta himlike fleas ta da bun..... but dont let dem foo' ya, da brotherhood anif supportin da cracker cracka ah tell ya he dont rap he sing like uh whitey jacker, we's called dem wiggas silva backs back in da day 'bfoe we's started getting serious down souf side in Chicago loading guns smokin pimp everyday. fact almost seriously every ***in day we's gots uh nigga loading guns down souf supporting our cause shooting whiteys now dis here cracker be usurpin what 'chew thinkin' man?
Yo Seriously bro we's used ta LINE UP fo' our roach back in souf side back streets. now we's dont gots ta hid our brotha singing songs up dere high up read? we's used ta ***in rape whites in souf side till our buns gots chews. we's page da KING Tommy Black TOof yo most niggas gots da gold toof dis here beotch aint takin bible skoo dog hes gots da black toof cause he means bidness. im sho gold b tight up dere in york but ii aint going back yo but here we's like da culumbians...meanin bidness bout our trade ya sniff? Jus' like Orenthawl James.
Yo heard bout those killins down chic? yeah dat be us. we's mean bidness read? we's dont take dancin lessons from da ballerina we's take dancin lessons from orenthaw james. cause he gots it golden bad. yo rappin it up....dawg gimme uh break! he dont gots da blood, toof, ryhm, lips, skin, fro, gat, an' most all he aint kin ta da brothahood. consider his pale ass blackmailed an' black listed. yo from our hood. BLACKmailed. BLACKlisted. sheeit slammed dawg. HE dont gots uh place in our grill , wOrd!
Yo well this day wuz an amazing day. walk all da way ta dalton, nahh sleep at all, jive ta her. honestly not sho if it helped, made things worst, or keep it da same. honestly not trippin' 'boutit. 'boutgot arrest fo' sticking up fo' dustin. he did git arrest. dis here wasnt his fault!! hahah po-po gots made when ah started agureing an' start ta win, so he drove off XD what uh fat loser :P Jus' like Orenthawl James.