Review Summary: R.I.P. Balla Freddie S.
This album is really rad. It has some nice instrumentation and some real bitching solos. The drums are cool, and with the bass, set the mood pretty nicely. The whole album has a real smooth feel to it. Like it feels like a smooth ass pimp. Not just any pimp but a smooth ass one. Like he has a silk white hat with some sweet ass feathers and ***. Like if you listened to the pimp talk it would be like smooth sexual caramel that layers into your ears. That's what this album is like.
They should just call themselves Pimpterra and the album should be called Soul, Earth, Bitches because that's how smooth this album feels on your pallet. The spanish have a word this album. Tortuga, that means "smooth ass pimp music that sounds better than all the other stuff." When you hear the first song, "Spanish Disco" you will be all like "Maldita sea!, esta es lisa!" That's spanish for get these "bitches off me, this song just brings them to me"
Then you have songs like "Delayed Reactions" and "Lighthouses" which are so smooth and badass the pimps can't handle it and form a massive pimp suicide cult. Those hos be sobbing over this. You can just imagine yourself just sitting on the beach in Spain outside the Great Pimp Convention '12. You can't get over how good this album is. Because of how smooth it is. Your grip ain't got ***.
So if you like great musicianship and smooth, atmospheric experience that caused the great Pimpocaust of 2012 then you should check this. Also get in to the prostitution market now that you don't have any competition.
You can check Solterra out here: solterra.bandcamp.com
