Solterra
Soul, Earth, Sun


3.5
great

Review

by ovrot rocks he's the man USER (8 Reviews)
March 15th, 2012 | 56 replies | 8,179 views


Release Date: 2012 | Tracklist

Review Summary: R.I.P. Balla Freddie S.

6 of 8 thought this review was well written

This album is really rad. It has some nice instrumentation and some real bitching solos. The drums are cool, and with the bass, set the mood pretty nicely. The whole album has a real smooth feel to it. Like it feels like a smooth ass pimp. Not just any pimp but a smooth ass one. Like he has a silk white hat with some sweet ass feathers and ***. Like if you listened to the pimp talk it would be like smooth sexual caramel that layers into your ears. That's what this album is like.

They should just call themselves Pimpterra and the album should be called Soul, Earth, Bitches because that's how smooth this album feels on your pallet. The spanish have a word this album. Tortuga, that means "smooth ass pimp music that sounds better than all the other stuff." When you hear the first song, "Spanish Disco" you will be all like "Maldita sea!, esta es lisa!" That's spanish for get these "bitches off me, this song just brings them to me"

Then you have songs like "Delayed Reactions" and "Lighthouses" which are so smooth and badass the pimps can't handle it and form a massive pimp suicide cult. Those hos be sobbing over this. You can just imagine yourself just sitting on the beach in Spain outside the Great Pimp Convention '12. You can't get over how good this album is. Because of how smooth it is. Your grip ain't got ***.

So if you like great musicianship and smooth, atmospheric experience that caused the great Pimpocaust of 2012 then you should check this. Also get in to the prostitution market now that you don't have any competition.

You can check Solterra out here: solterra.bandcamp.com



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Ovrot
March 14th 2012



10468 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Like this if you cry every time ;_;

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CaptainDooRight
March 14th 2012



28353 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

wow bro that was fast

yeah this is at least 3.5 but I'm gonna 4 this

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pizzamachine
March 14th 2012



12571 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Nice review hehheh. Great album.

SCREAM!
March 14th 2012



9978 Comments


So apparently this album is really smooth?

Digging: Agalloch - The Serpent and the Sphere

Ovrot
March 14th 2012



10468 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

could be smoother

NotSoFast
March 14th 2012



388 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Review is kinda lame.

twlichty
March 14th 2012



3407 Comments


guess my list worked hahaha

smooooth, FREE DOWNLOAD: solterra.bandcamp.com

Funeralopolis
March 15th 2012



11028 Comments


I lol'd

Digging: RATKING - So It Goes

twlichty
March 15th 2012



3407 Comments


alright, how much do you want to design our next album artwork?

Storm In A Teacup
March 15th 2012



12687 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Delayed Reactions is fuckin' awesome.

twlichty
March 15th 2012



3407 Comments


it's aight, i wonder what deviant thinks of the artwork!!!!!!!!!

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
March 15th 2012



30882 Comments


Even myself

Fuck that guy

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ohfoxxxycole
March 15th 2012



4350 Comments


how does this compare to tyler the creator's "goblin"

twlichty
March 15th 2012



3407 Comments


haha nice



Funeralopolis
March 15th 2012



11028 Comments


just listened to this all the way through was pretty impressive. As Ovrot subtly pointed out it is very smooth, also it is very energetic.

Storm In A Teacup
March 15th 2012



12687 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Okay I just mind-melded with this.

coneren
March 15th 2012



11111 Comments


i guess i was too slow. darn, maybe next time

CaptainDooRight
March 15th 2012



28353 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

can someone feature this

twlichty
March 15th 2012



3407 Comments


oh man a feature would be unreal!!!!!

ohfoxxxycole
March 15th 2012



4350 Comments


you guys are making this guy so happy it makes me so happy omg :')



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