Krypts
Open the Crypt


4.0
excellent

Review

by CaptainDooRight USER (93 Reviews)
March 5th, 2012 | 20 replies


Release Date: 2009 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Crypt F'ing

When you want hard hitting death fuking metal up the ass, this is the album to go to. This demo sears flesh and melts bones. The heavy thumping of the drums raising riffs to f'ing heights. The f'ing blast beats rape your f'ing mind so f'ing hard. Every bass kick is like a jab to the face.

The production is like a f'ing sledge hammer coming down on your jewels. The vocals are like a f'ing pissed voice screaming at your fing soul, wanting to ass f'ke and rape f'ke your insides. The repeating pounding pissed off riffs completely eat you alive. Your maggot infested soul rots all over the f'ing place as f' pounded to the f'ing ground. The atmosphere rapes your f'ing face. The double bass repeatedly slaps you and makes you it's bitch.

Open this Crypt and you will die.



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ThroneOfAgony
March 5th 2012


3485 Comments


oh man FUCK ME YES POSD HARD

seedofnothing
March 5th 2012


3425 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Good album

ffs
March 5th 2012


4956 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

holy kryp

Eclecticist
March 5th 2012


3863 Comments


...why do you want me to read your reviews again? I agree this album rules but I smh at this review

Tyrannic
March 5th 2012


3262 Comments


is this the album you did the two hour review for?

Hawks
March 5th 2012


36645 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Gotta listen to this one. Their s/t is good stuff.

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Crysis
Staff Reviewer
March 5th 2012


16738 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

as far as KILL imitation reviews go this one doesn't quite cut it



2/5 i expected more

Ire
March 5th 2012


41851 Comments


agreed

Eclecticist
March 5th 2012


3863 Comments


lol how did you lose your review? Didn't you save it onto Microsoft word first?

Wizard
March 5th 2012


19807 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Band is ok. If I want old-school Finnish dm, I'll just listen to the old schoolers.

Wizard
March 5th 2012


19807 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Yeppers and Adramelech. These guys do nothing for me, overrated.

BallsToTheWall
March 5th 2012


44805 Comments


BAND RULES REVIEW RULES

Wizard
March 5th 2012


19807 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Rating should be no higher than a 3.

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
March 5th 2012


19498 Comments


this is good, nothing overly special but i am interested in a full length

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ShadowRemains
September 18th 2012


22094 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Rating should be no higher than a 3.




you fucker

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
September 18th 2012


19498 Comments


this band has a full length coming out soon i think

maybe its stench of decay i dont remember

ShadowRemains
September 18th 2012


22094 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

i thought (and hoped) it was both

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
September 18th 2012


19498 Comments


maybe it is that would be gr8

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
January 28th 2013


19498 Comments


new trak

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdWcSQLKp5s&feature=youtu.be

ShadowRemains
February 11th 2013


22094 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

that sounds filthy



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