Terrorizer
Hordes of Zombies


2.0
poor

Review

by Eli EMERITUS
March 1st, 2012 | 45 replies


Release Date: 2012 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Night of the living bored to death…

There used to be a time, long ago, where “loud and heavy” were just about good enough. Rebelling against the pre-conceived notion of what music should be, many artists branched out to push the boundaries with unconventional subject matter and song writing. Letting their ambitions guide them, these trailblazers helped lay down the path for future generations. But in this day and age, listeners expect more from their music. They expect sonic manipulations to go beyond what can cause the most aural damage, instead wishing for newer, more tangible experiences. Apparently, legendary grind outfit Terrorizer, have not received this message.

The perplexingly sophomoric name of their newest album, Hordes of Zombies, calls to mind mass chaos and carnage in a world torn asunder. It even hearkens back to their genre defining debut, World Downfall. However, despite these allusions, Hordes of Zombies is a rather harmless release. Terrorizer are stuck in a mindset where simple heaviness and speed are able to trump well thought out songwriting with 2006’s Darker Days Ahead falling into the trap as well. Like that album, Hordes of Zombies is a shallow experience. Instead of beautifully blending grind and death metal, Terrorizer shirks almost all of the former, focusing squarely on metal. Yet what arises is nothing more than a vapid, half-formed record that sees the band attempting to emulate their storied past and failing miserably.

Hordes of Zombies is a difficult record to describe, because to be quite frank, there is not a lot here. Underneath the strict death metal veneer is an album void of any intrigue or creativity. There are plenty of riffs and blast beats, sure, but there is not a whole lot built around them. The album keeps a brisk pace, and is packed full of standard length tracks, but because of this, it’s bizarrely difficult to differentiate between any of the songs. Every so often the band will begin to break away with an interesting guitar solo, only to fall back down into the doldrums, chugging away until the song just comes to a stop. The homogeneity essentially destroys the few bright moments of the record, and makes the entire effort a bloated and drab affair.

The Terrorizer of today is not the band that helped lead a musical revolt those twenty-two years ago. The band seen nowadays is a shadow of what was once a truly remarkable and creative collective of musicians. Hordes of Zombies, with its laughable lyrical content and stunningly bland musical delivery, is a complete misfire, and yet another nail in the coffin.



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KILL
March 1st 2012


71965 Comments


omfg

Digging: Exodus - Blood In, Blood Out

ThroneOfAgony
March 1st 2012


3485 Comments


lol

Xenophanes
Emeritus
March 1st 2012


10614 Comments


A briskly written review, but while I found that while it was easy to write about, it was hard to go into great detail.

Digging: Kayo Dot - Coffins On Io

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
March 1st 2012


18726 Comments


yeah this was pretty meh

Digging: Execration (NOR) - Morbid Dimensions

Xenophanes
Emeritus
March 1st 2012


10614 Comments


inb4 "U DON'T LISTEN TO GRIND OR DEATH STFU"

ffs
March 1st 2012


4880 Comments


haha i didnt know about this

is this the same lineup as darker days ahead? that was pretty meh

KILL
March 1st 2012


71965 Comments


i dont even wana listen

Hawks
March 1st 2012


35838 Comments


This makes me sad.

Xenophanes
Emeritus
March 1st 2012


10614 Comments


@ffs: They have a different guitarist but the rest is the same

Killerhit
March 1st 2012


5254 Comments


Pourquoi dois-je même, prendre soin

ffs
March 1st 2012


4880 Comments


yeah i probably wont bother

Xenophanes
Emeritus
March 1st 2012


10614 Comments


how very astute of you to notice

KILL
March 1st 2012


71965 Comments


rip jesse

Killerhit
March 1st 2012


5254 Comments


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Xenophanes
Emeritus
March 1st 2012


10614 Comments


This isn't really grind...as I said.

Killerhit
March 1st 2012


5254 Comments


shit

TheNotrap
March 1st 2012


8109 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Album's that bad?

KILL
March 1st 2012


71965 Comments


say it isnt so

Ire
March 1st 2012


41803 Comments


rip

Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
March 1st 2012


18726 Comments


pir



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