Stooma
Long Live Stooma


2.0
poor

Review

by crandynewman USER (38 Reviews)
February 21st, 2012 | 62 replies


Release Date: 2012 | Tracklist

Review Summary: What is this??

I have recently seen all the attention that the new local band Stooma has caused a bit of an uproar here on Sputnik. And to be completely I can't understand why at all. It's awful! I don't know who this Stooma is but he's really weird. But what is more odd than Stooma himself is seeing how everyone is rating this EP so highly because quite frankly it's terrible! It is just an acoustic album which I am ok with, he is a local band so its obvious that he isn't going to have the best tools to work with but it sounds like he didn't put any time into it at all.

The lyrics are balls. I know what everyone is thinking. Oh he's not American, don't make fun of him for his English and accent, but I think it is perfectly okay to ridicule him for it! If you can barely speak English, then don't sing in English, it's that simple, not that difficult to do. But I would be ok with bad lyrics really if his voice was good or his guitar work was good. But they aren't. He sounds like he's barely even singing in any of the songs and doing kind of a whisper sing which works well sometimes but not on this EP and definitely not when used the whole time the album plays! His guitar work is awful too, he always misses some chords or solos and it all sounds really bad.

The good thing about this album and the reason it gets a 2 instead of a 1 is because its only like 10 minutes and doesn't last long enough to get on your nerves completely. All the songs are pretty awful but the last one is probably the best because it actually has a couple of nice melodies in it. All in all, Stooma needs to step up his game before trying to release another album, and everyone needs to stop being so crazy and 5'ing this thing because it's awful.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
crandynewman
February 21st 2012


799 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

your tastes are all messed up

bakkermaarten007
February 21st 2012


3654 Comments


Love your review, it's the only acceptable opinion regarding this horrific ep.

crandynewman
February 21st 2012


799 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

thanks bakker!!

ncguitar
February 21st 2012


2452 Comments


wait for flanksomething to comment something silly

crandynewman
February 21st 2012


799 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

what?

SiliconFields
February 21st 2012


201 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Oh No you did not diss Stooma!

crandynewman
February 21st 2012


799 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

nothing against stooma he just doesnt make good music

Beachcoma
February 21st 2012


526 Comments


So like, what genre is this even supposed to be?

crandynewman
February 21st 2012


799 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

its like bad acoustic beach

Beachcoma
February 21st 2012


526 Comments


lol bad acoustic like Neutral Milk Hotel?

artificialbox
February 21st 2012


628 Comments


Good review man I'm sure Stooma will respect your opinion

LifeAsAChipmunk
February 21st 2012


4854 Comments


@vague review
hahaha

"your tastes are all messed up"
Good one Crandy, good one. But I will have agree with your score on this one.


crandynewman
February 21st 2012


799 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

yes beach

thanks box!!

MO
February 21st 2012


18990 Comments


And to be completely I can't understand why at all.

crandynewman
February 21st 2012


799 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

understand what??

Peachcoma
February 21st 2012


17 Comments


so the reviewer reviewed this album

Beachcoma
February 21st 2012


526 Comments


Neutral Milk Hotel isn't all that good, dude.

Peachcoma
February 21st 2012


17 Comments


"lol bad acoustic like Neutral Milk Hotel?"


agreed

MO
February 21st 2012


18990 Comments


"understand what??"

lol

ApplicationToHeaven
February 21st 2012


1562 Comments


a lot of people who can't take a joke itt



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