Emery ...In Shallow Seas We Sail

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Tracklist:
1. Cutthroat Collapse
2. Curbside Goodbye
3. Inside Our Skin
4. Churches and Serial Killers
5. Butcher's Mouth
6. In Shallow Seas We Sail
7. The Poor and the Prevalent
8. The Smile, The Face
9. A Sin To Hold On To
10. Piggy Bank Lies
11. Edge of the World
12. Dear Death Part 1
13. Dear Death Part 2

Ranking: #144 for 2009

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Davey Boy STAFF (5)
Emery's best LP could be post-hardcore's finest ever! The album of 2009....
IamInExile (5)
There is a part of me that always sees the easy way out......
Alex Trinkner (4.5)
A great "Return to form" for emery...
Tim Schrader (4.5)
Time runs out, and Emery has to make a choice; continue with their failed attempt at broader horizon...
Nathaniel Fritz (4)
Welcome back....
Dr Hank Paulson (2)
Emery climb to the summit of music itself...
Eric (1.5)
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1.5
very poor
crandynewman USER (38 Reviews)

February 9th, 2012 | 89 replies | 2,082 views

Summary: This is overrated post hardcore at its worst. Are you sure there are two vocalists??

8 of 24 thought this review was well written

Emery has always sort of confused me. Their writing has always been pretty mediocre and they never really cross over into that point of being catchy like some post-hardcore bands such as Thrice (early) and Senses Fail. They always sit right in the middle, never being completely offensive to the ears but also never really doing anything to stand apart from the pack, themselves. And from the first song on this album, its painfully clear that this is just another post hardcore album in a sea of others. Although it does come out and hit very hard with the first song, its a hookless song that lacks any memorable parts whatsoever. And are there really two vocalists for this band? If so, they're singing voices sound exactly the same. There is a middle of the road scream and a really high pitched scream, so maybe that's where their differences come in.

The biggest problem is that this album all sounds rather similar, it all kind of has that rise and fall casually strolling from song section to song section. Sometimes some songs start out softer than others like Inside Our Skin, which adds a bit of variety but for the most part it all has the same scream clean scream clean scream clean formula. And did I mention that the singers both sound the same, are they brothers or something? They have the exact same voice, it's not like Paul and George where they may sound a little similar but are altogether distinguishable, its literally impossible to tell. It really GRATES on my nerves.

To be fair this album isn't all bad. It does have the occasional pretty guitar line or keyboard line but it all really sounds so manufactured by an assembly line, processing the same posthardcore riffs and fake emotional vocals and then tweaking them very very slightly for each song. This album has too uniform of a sound and after several listens I still can't even pick the songs out from each other for the most part, other than maybe the Dear Death closers and that's mostly because they're the finale and therefore slightly more memorable. It's generic music exectued as generically as possible, nothing more, maybe less.

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crandynewman
February 9th 2012



799 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

this one makes me mad because the band has potential

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WeepingBanana
February 9th 2012



5295 Comments

Album Rating: 2

now this is a rating i can agree with

but it's probably shitty writing idk i'm not gonna read it

DarthMann
February 9th 2012



4419 Comments


lol sucks

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DarthMann
February 9th 2012



4419 Comments


it really annoys me because he must live somwehere in the southern hemisphere because he always posts reviews just after I do its so fucking annoying

Scoot
February 9th 2012



10970 Comments

Album Rating: 3

emery biography

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TooLateToGoBack
February 9th 2012



406 Comments

Album Rating: 5

Love you, Crandy

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crandynewman
February 9th 2012



799 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

"it really annoys me because he must live somwehere in the southern hemisphere because he always posts reviews just after I do its so fucking annoying"

i live in america i just have a weird schedule

crandynewman
February 9th 2012



799 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

and thanks, toolate!!

xandermander
February 9th 2012



553 Comments

Album Rating: 3

Reads like a ranty soundoff

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Aids
February 9th 2012



14032 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

try harder

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PotsyTater
February 9th 2012



466 Comments

Album Rating: 4

we love emery crandy, wat do u think yer doin

Pentagon
February 9th 2012



766 Comments


eh.

crandynewman
February 9th 2012



799 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

"try harder"

actually i spent a lot of time on this one

"Reads like a ranty soundoff"

sorry you feel that way xander

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
February 9th 2012



24706 Comments


So what happens when you run out of highly rated Sputnik albums to review?

I'M DYING TO KNOW

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DaveyBoy
Staff Reviewer
February 9th 2012



18362 Comments

Album Rating: 5 | Sound Off

Hi everyone.

I'm gonna go listen to "early Thrice" now, because its, you know, really "catchy".

porch
February 9th 2012



6494 Comments


not a terrible review

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Island
February 9th 2012



577 Comments


you never answered my question crandy

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sonictheplumber
February 9th 2012



30649 Comments

Album Rating: 1 | Sound Off

pos'd

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Systemunfolded
February 9th 2012



4032 Comments


make like the guy in the album art, and fall off your boat, and drown.

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omnipanzer
February 9th 2012



15551 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Excellent review
POS sir.

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