Hades Archer For the Diabolical Ages

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Tracklist:
01 Ways of Bestiality
02 Hades Archer
03 Sodoma Eden
04 Religion, Prostitucion
05 Daughter of Perversion
06 Into the Black Mass
07 Kaos Keravnos Kybernetos
08 Gran Vagina de Hadit
09 Zigurat
10 Offer Your Blood to the Dark
11 Theater of Nightmares
12 A Callar Putas


Release Date: 03/15/2011

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3.8
excellent
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5.0
classic
ValeriusTheImmortal USER (8 Reviews)

February 4th, 2012 | 69 replies | 1,414 views

Summary: Best release of 2011

1 of 2 thought this review was well written

So yeah, it's kind of hard to top an EP like Penis Metal, am I right? Of course I am right, I know metal. Metal is in my blood and bones. I work with the steel like a blacksmith. The chaff gets burned away and the real metal is left. After burning away the chaff what was left was a pile of filthy bestial blackened war metal that is evil enough to destroy your damn soul in one listen, I sh!t you not metal brethren. This beast will rip you in half, drink your blood, and piss on your corpse. There is absolutely no mercy for the weak here. Posers will be annihilated, women will cry, and babies will be sacrificed in the name of Satan.

There isn't a boring moment on this album. No filler here, folks, this demon slays and slays and ssslaaaysss. For the Diabolical Ages will bend you over and have its way with you from start to finish. Take 1 part Pleasure to Kill, 1 part Blood Upon the Altar, and 1 part I.N.R.I. and you have this monster. This is your final warning: don't listen to this unless you have a big nutsack. This is *HARMFUL* metal - no kids allowed! Listen to shoegaze black metal before you spin this demon or you are going to be fvcking destroyed.

HAIL SATANAS!

fvcking |m/

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none
February 3rd 2012



546 Comments


This is your final warning: don't listen to this unless you have a big nutsack. This is *HARMFUL* metal - no kids allowed! Listen to shoegaze black metal before you spin this demon or you are going to be fvcking destroyed.


this is all an oxymoron considering the person writing it

rasputin
Contributing Reviewer
February 3rd 2012



14001 Comments


you've given some relatively excellent records 5 star ratings in the past (e.g. Brutality) but this is pretty average. so much better black/thrash to be heard before this. though I love the cover and admittedly did dig this for a while, but it got boring rather quickly

ValeriusTheImmortal
February 3rd 2012



1238 Comments

Album Rating: 5

listen to ras and be a lost fucking moron. this god damn album here is

K I L L E R

zaruyache
February 3rd 2012



2031 Comments


Oh, it's black thrash? I couldn't tell that from the review.

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rasputin
Contributing Reviewer
February 3rd 2012



14001 Comments


listen to ras and be a lost fucking moron


you're evidence to the contrary

ValeriusTheImmortal
February 3rd 2012



1238 Comments

Album Rating: 5

touche

rasputin
Contributing Reviewer
February 3rd 2012



14001 Comments


I didn't know you were into black/death (war metal/bestial black whatever the fuck you want to call it)

I've been binging on that stuff heaps the last few weeks, tell me what you've heard I'm sure I can rec you some rekkids

ValeriusTheImmortal
February 3rd 2012



1238 Comments

Album Rating: 5

i went through the basics of canadian war metal and the aussies

blasphemy, conqueror, revenge, corpse molestation, bestial warlust, if that's what you are talking about

Aphrodisiac
February 3rd 2012



1739 Comments


corpse molestation wtflol

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Cells
February 3rd 2012



1606 Comments


thats not such a obscene band name tbh

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Wizard
February 3rd 2012



15849 Comments


Holy fuck, a Valerius review.

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ValeriusTheImmortal
February 3rd 2012



1238 Comments

Album Rating: 5

yeah...i can sense your finger on the neg button like Darth Vader

Wizard
February 3rd 2012



15849 Comments


I didn't neg, you know your shit but you write like a 10 year old hitting puberty...maybe I should hit the neg?

For the record, I only hit the neg when a review is provoking on a childish level. I think you know the reaction you're going to get.

rasputin
Contributing Reviewer
February 3rd 2012



14001 Comments


corpse molestation wtflol


pioneering band for the genre

blasphemy, conqueror, revenge, corpse molestation, bestial warlust, if that's what you are talking about


Archgoat are one of my favourites, very simplistic but enjoyable. Essentially they're fodder but I can't help liking them. All of their material is worth hearing.

These are some non-essential greats: Blasphemophagher, Morbosidad, Nocturnal Blood, Prosanctus Inferi, Teitanblood, Fallen Christ, Grave Miasma, Diocletian (earlier stuff), Manticore.

You should definitely listen to Angelcorpse if you haven't, they're a must-listen. You'd probably also dig Abominator, another Australian band - I've only heard their '95 demo (which is great), but from what I've read the rest of their material is not bad, just a little cleaner.

Wizard
February 3rd 2012



15849 Comments


Thanks for that tidbit of knowledge on a sub-genre I know little about. Gonna check out some of those bands.

rasputin
Contributing Reviewer
February 3rd 2012



14001 Comments


No worries K. Check out the ones Valerius mentioned too, they're essential. Plus the first three are Canadian.

Also PM your postal address on RYM, I've got some stuff to send you ;)

ValeriusTheImmortal
February 3rd 2012



1238 Comments

Album Rating: 5

Blasphemophagher was just ok, Nocturnal Blood slays, Prosanctus Inferi slays, Fallen Christ was pretty good, Abominator sucked, Angelcorpse was just ok

will check Morbosidad, Teitanblood, Diocletian, Manticore, and Grave Miasma out

tx man

rasputin
Contributing Reviewer
February 3rd 2012



14001 Comments


no worries

but dude, Angelcorpse are not just okay, I would strongly recommend you listen to them again. listen to Exterminate or the Inexorable. no one can claim to like metal but think Angelcorpse is okay

ShadowRemains
February 3rd 2012



13556 Comments


diocletian and grave miasma good shit

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ValeriusTheImmortal
February 3rd 2012



1238 Comments

Album Rating: 5

i tend to start with the debut, Hammer of Gods, and wasnt too impressed ill check out their sophomore



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