Hades Archer
Penis Metal


4.0
excellent

Review

by ValeriusTheImmortal USER (8 Reviews)
February 2nd, 2012 | 7 replies


Release Date: 2008 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Yes...this metal does, in fact, give you an erection

Would you like some brutal black thrash from Chile? Yeah? I thought so. Hawks said I like black cock, and after listening to this album, who am I to disagree? I did this one specifically for all of you gay guys out there, I know you are going to eat this one up. I can almost guarantee this will get plenty of page views just from you guys looking at the album cover. It's all good, though, maybe you will listen to it and be reminded what it is like to be a man on a raging warpath against all enemies.

I don't know much about this guy, Nabucodonosor III, except he appears to be a multi-instrumentalist and the brains behind this. If you are looking for technical wizardry, look elsewhere - this is a bit sloppy, intense war metal, but damn does it satisfy. When I saw the name of this album, and the cover, I had an intuitive feeling it wouldn't disappoint. And it didn't! This is some bestial, crazy metal, stuff that will make you fidget and want to get up and smash something. Be careful with this one, don't want to see anyone get hurt here, especially by a giant penis...



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ValeriusTheImmortal
February 2nd 2012


1237 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_cOY5o91x8

CaptainDooRight
February 2nd 2012


30063 Comments


haven't heard, checking for sure,

i don't give a f how much people hate on u

f'in pos hard

f' the hates

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Beachcoma
February 2nd 2012


526 Comments


Now this is what I call a review.

BallsToTheWall
February 2nd 2012


44714 Comments


rofl

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johnnydeking29
February 2nd 2012


9290 Comments


haha, penis metal

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zaruyache
February 2nd 2012


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i have a penis does this make me metal

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4443 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I've seen bigger m/

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