Flesh Grinder
S.P.L.A.T.T.E.R.


4.0
excellent

Review

by ValeriusTheImmortal USER (8 Reviews)
February 2nd, 2012 | 36 replies


Release Date: 1999 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Nothing special, just another album to rip your face off

This is a goregrind album, so if you don't like it just move along. These dudes hail from Brazil, so you know what you are going to get: sloppy crap or killer material. This is the latter.

The riffs are strong in this - nice tasty riffs, just like the album cover. There tends to be a good hook in each song. The bass is quite nasty in this, too - sounds like it's coming from the bowels of some putrid pit. The vocals are mostly mid-range growls and burples. The drumming is nice, definitely adequate. You will certainly be banging your head at many points in this; if not you completely fail at metal and you just need to turn your Metal Card in before I have to revoke it. This isn't mind-blowing grind, it's just a solid enjoyable listen.

There's a few samples in this but not overly long like some goregrind albums tend to do. They play the sample for a few seconds then kill everything in sight: the way it's meant to be done. There's a cool short acoustic track right before the final flesh-ripping song. The album is 34 minutes so it doesn't overstay its welcome. Yeah, I know the review is about as ugly as the album cover, cry me a river, go ahead and neg, you want metal or you want to read Shakespeare? Exactly, STFU, and bang your head.



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DarthMann
February 2nd 2012


13815 Comments


thought you didnt like music dude m/

TheNotrap
February 2nd 2012


8108 Comments


That cover....

I will check this out man.
Have a pos.

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ValeriusTheImmortal
February 2nd 2012


1237 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

album gets at least half a star for the cover

Crysis
Staff Reviewer
February 2nd 2012


16434 Comments


awesome cover

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accompliceofmydeath
February 2nd 2012


4253 Comments


Also in to comment on cover art.

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Wizard
February 2nd 2012


19498 Comments


I own Crumb's Crunchy Delights Organizationo and it's a fun listen. As for the review, you need to get rid of ridiculous statements that make you look like a dummy such as this:

These dudes hail from Brazil, so you know what you are going to get: sloppy crap or killer material. This is the latter.

Seriously, how many other goregrind bands can you name from Brazil that can be compared to these guys? If you can name another band without Wikipeding that shit, they most likely sound the exact same as these guys.

Just work on getting rid of hyperbole and shit like that. People might take you seriously. Oh, and get rid of the attitude where your word is God and everyone elses opinion is shit. I guarantee you, there are a handful of us around here that will clobber your knowledge of metal and everything related.

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ValeriusTheImmortal
February 2nd 2012


1237 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

my word is god and i say STFU faggot

Wizard
February 2nd 2012


19498 Comments


You've got to be a damn good troll (someone I probably know) or a fucking fool.

ValeriusTheImmortal
February 2nd 2012


1237 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

didn't i tell you to STFU?

Wizard
February 2nd 2012


19498 Comments


I don't speak in abbreviations.

ValeriusTheImmortal
February 2nd 2012


1237 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

pretty god damn sure i said it in the review, if you weren't such a god damn fag you would have read it and paid attention...STFU...if u want to hear the album go listen...spare me your bs

Hawks
February 2nd 2012


35838 Comments


Album is probably good, but it's a Valerius review so neg.

ValeriusTheImmortal
February 2nd 2012


1237 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

thanks...knew i could count on you man

CaptainDooRight
February 2nd 2012


29881 Comments


f' yeah album is filthy digusting!!!!

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Cells
February 2nd 2012


1875 Comments


album art looks like a bitch who doesnt put mayo in my sandwich

CaptainDooRight
February 2nd 2012


29881 Comments


lol on the recent avatars cell

Cells
February 2nd 2012


1875 Comments


haha yeah i love metal related memes, they seem to be especially perfect for sputnik.

CaptainDooRight
February 2nd 2012


29881 Comments


keep it dirty bro

ApplicationToHeaven
February 2nd 2012


1562 Comments


Developing Malignant Cancerous Tissue in the 8th Inch of the Large Intestine

GOD NO, NOT THE 8TH INCH!

Wizard
February 2nd 2012


19498 Comments


pretty god damn sure i said it in the review, if you weren't such a god damn fag you would have read it and paid attention...STFU...if u want to hear the album go listen...spare me your bs

I wasn't BSing you though, everyone agrees with me.



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