Review Summary: Omar Rodriguez-Lopez overdosing on tape
This is basically the scariest album of 2011, if not of all time. Two men, two guitars, too many pedals to count. The equivalent of taking DMT and skydiving into the peak of Mt. Everest and falling down the deepest crevas known to man.
Once upon a time the Overlude Overlord pillaged the village of Dool So Low (Solo Duely). Everyone was killed except for a single young boy named (%*-). Years would pass and (%*-) would plot his revenge on the Overlude Overlord but would never act as he was what one would call a pussy. Instead he would pass his plans of revenge on to his son Percent Star-Dash In Brackets, In Brackets in hopes that he would one day get back at the bastard who destroyed his home town. Years after (%*-) passed away Percent Star-Dash In Brackets, In Brackets met a young girl named Kim Stardash(ian) (who was the Kim-est of the Stardash(ian)'s at the time) and together they readied to set the plan (%*-) designed in motion. They contacted the Overlude Overlord and told him to meet at Rodney's Car Jump spot. They popped a few Xanax before the meet and when they got there they knew what had to be done. Upon seeing the Overlude Overlord they challenged him to a Ghost Race!? The Overlord came out on top which set the plan back slightly. Immediately after the loss they challenged him to Ghost Race!? Part 2: Married Man. The race started and they hopped into their plane with lightning speed. Racing through the sky, guns cocked, the two planes fired away for days on end (all parties involved having terrible hand-eye co-ordination) until the Overlude Overlord ran out of fuel and did what one could only describe as a Plane Crashing Into a Circus-Circa World War II *(see note at bottom of review). As Percent Star-Dash In Brackets, In Brackets and Kim Stardash(ian) celebrated fulfilling (%*-)'s plans they too ran out of fuel and crashed on a island off the coast of Jamaica on which they spent Year 9 doing nothing but drinking rum and making this record.
Basically everyone needs to get this and jog to it at midnight.
*The song title is exactly how the song sounds, you'll know halfway through