Midnight Jogger
MR F


5.0
classic

Review

by Young Buck USER (8 Reviews)
December 29th, 2011 | 21 replies


Release Date: 2011 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Omar Rodriguez-Lopez overdosing on tape

This is basically the scariest album of 2011, if not of all time. Two men, two guitars, too many pedals to count. The equivalent of taking DMT and skydiving into the peak of Mt. Everest and falling down the deepest crevas known to man.

Once upon a time the Overlude Overlord pillaged the village of Dool So Low (Solo Duely). Everyone was killed except for a single young boy named (%*-). Years would pass and (%*-) would plot his revenge on the Overlude Overlord but would never act as he was what one would call a pussy. Instead he would pass his plans of revenge on to his son Percent Star-Dash In Brackets, In Brackets in hopes that he would one day get back at the bastard who destroyed his home town. Years after (%*-) passed away Percent Star-Dash In Brackets, In Brackets met a young girl named Kim Stardash(ian) (who was the Kim-est of the Stardash(ian)'s at the time) and together they readied to set the plan (%*-) designed in motion. They contacted the Overlude Overlord and told him to meet at Rodney's Car Jump spot. They popped a few Xanax before the meet and when they got there they knew what had to be done. Upon seeing the Overlude Overlord they challenged him to a Ghost Race!? The Overlord came out on top which set the plan back slightly. Immediately after the loss they challenged him to Ghost Race!? Part 2: Married Man. The race started and they hopped into their plane with lightning speed. Racing through the sky, guns cocked, the two planes fired away for days on end (all parties involved having terrible hand-eye co-ordination) until the Overlude Overlord ran out of fuel and did what one could only describe as a Plane Crashing Into a Circus-Circa World War II *(see note at bottom of review). As Percent Star-Dash In Brackets, In Brackets and Kim Stardash(ian) celebrated fulfilling (%*-)'s plans they too ran out of fuel and crashed on a island off the coast of Jamaica on which they spent Year 9 doing nothing but drinking rum and making this record.

Basically everyone needs to get this and jog to it at midnight.

*The song title is exactly how the song sounds, you'll know halfway through



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Jash
December 29th 2011


4244 Comments


you can get the album here: www.mediafire.com/?7b4s2f84jgfa2cd its a couple of my friend and they asked me to put this on the site, enjoy

Jash
December 29th 2011


4244 Comments


take mass amounts of drugs then listen, it'll change that opinion

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 29th 2011


31493 Comments


So like, what is this?

Digging: Hyperdub - Hyperdub 10.4

Jash
December 29th 2011


4244 Comments


So like, what is this?

Noise rock/drone/free jazz, summary basically explains that. Just get it and prepare to be scared

Athom
Staff Reviewer
December 29th 2011


17225 Comments


soooooooooo um im assuming this is a musical k-hole?

Jash
December 29th 2011


4244 Comments


Well not really a k-hole because you can still function and shit, I'd say more like a musical bad acid trip in which you are transported into the deep dark depths of Chan's mind where you are raped, cut up and fed to all the members of Brand New


Yeah that's what it's like

Tyrannic
December 29th 2011


3262 Comments


i'm already scared looking at that album cover fuck.

Jash
December 29th 2011


4244 Comments


Best album cover of the year

Restrikted
December 29th 2011


1889 Comments


future pop entwined grindjazz

Jash
December 29th 2011


4244 Comments


Shit why didn't I think of that myself?!?!?!?!

mynameischan
Staff Reviewer
December 29th 2011


17944 Comments


stay out of my mind depths

Jash
December 29th 2011


4244 Comments


Chan, only someone with the mind depths of yourself could understand a record like this

Jash
December 29th 2011


4244 Comments


and just for the record your avatar makes me laugh my ass off every time i see it

pizzamachine
December 30th 2011


12571 Comments


lol! Must check this out.

Jash
December 30th 2011


4244 Comments


hahaha yeah please do man, it's actually an interesting listen. just a couple of my friends making noise jams in their garage

Xenophanes
Emeritus
December 30th 2011


10623 Comments


Arrested Development reference goes unoticed...

Jash
December 30th 2011


4244 Comments


Scariest album of 2011 goes unnoticed...

twlichty
December 31st 2011


3417 Comments


downloading now, interested

Jash
December 31st 2011


4244 Comments


DO IT

Aids
Contributing Reviewer
January 8th 2012


23976 Comments


wtf is this? (review + music)

which two friends made it?

Digging: Marketa Irglova - Muna



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