Sodom
Agent Orange


5.0
classic

Review

by Spanky USER (8 Reviews)
September 20th, 2011 | 26 replies | 3,590 views


Release Date: 1989 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Manliness incarnate.

8 of 9 thought this review was well written

Imagine for a moment you are Rambo. Not just any Rambo, but a Rambo constructed entirely from iron. You are holding twin rocket launchers which fire biceps. You are fighting the entire Vietcong force all by yourself.

Then you realize you are just listening to Agent Orange.

This album was created by Sodom, a band known internationally for their manliness. Tom Angelripper, vocalist and bassist, is said to drink three liters of testosterone daily. When at a concert, fans often report a stench akin to artillery, but this is actually the smell of Tom sweating.

Before this album, Sodom released Persecution Mania, another fan favourite. However, Agent Orange is, in my incredibly important opinion, the ballsiest album they released. No other band captured masculinity so well.

The album opens with the nutcrushing title track, "Agent Orange". Then, after 6 minutes of pure adrenaline, we enter the next track tired and red (that's how you enter the track because your ears are bleeding from Agent Orance; the track is, coincidentially, called Tired and Red). This is another manly song about manly warfare. Sodom, however, takes a break from war to sing about family members having sex for 4 and a half minutes. Not so manly, but still, it goes straight back into manliness afterwards. The rest of the album is equally as manly as the first two songs.

All in all, this is a ballchilling album with testosterone levels equivalent to 300,000 penises and, if the album is listened to in its entirety, your genitals grow. Also, the album cures cancer and stops famines.


Listen to this album NOW.



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lyon1535
September 20th 2011



1259 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

This is the manliest review EVER

wabbit
September 20th 2011



6742 Comments


great album

lyon1535
September 20th 2011



1259 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

HU VOTE DOWN? This review has BALLS.

YetAnotherBrick
September 20th 2011



4315 Comments


hahaha

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Ovrot
September 20th 2011



10250 Comments


pos

foxblood
September 20th 2011



6797 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

hahaha

ShinXetsu
September 20th 2011



605 Comments


pos because this album is fucking metal m/

pissbore
September 20th 2011



9912 Comments


in the sign of evil is like 6 times more metal than this but this is still pretty metal

dawija3
September 21st 2011



213 Comments


this is some penis stroking music

Voivod
Staff Reviewer
September 21st 2011



5610 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Remember the fallen

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KILL
September 21st 2011



67023 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

agreed

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Crysis
Staff Reviewer
September 21st 2011



15977 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

fuck yeah

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doomvendingmachine
September 21st 2011



94 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Persecution Mania is better! (not that this doesn't kick ass)

Crysis
Staff Reviewer
September 21st 2011



15977 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

dude have you heard obsessed by cruelty

most underrated album ever

Nah will get tho

TheNotrap
September 21st 2011



7811 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Great thrash
m/

MO
September 21st 2011



17341 Comments


sick album

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KronosRage
September 21st 2011



367 Comments


My favorite album from this band

HenchmanOfSanta
September 21st 2011



1645 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

This is how all thrash reviews should be written.

alachlahol
September 21st 2011



7422 Comments


no they shouldnt this is a piss poor rehashing of any one of hans metal reviews hes written over the last couple months

look asshole (lyons) if youre going to use rambo in a review about sodom try not to fill your writing with talk of how the band members drink three gallons of cum every day or how listening to sodom is like sucking on 300000 dicks

BloodSweatandBeers
September 21st 2011



978 Comments


if they were all written like this people would have even more reason than ever to rip on thrash



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