Coroner
No More Color


4.5
superb

Review

by SWORD USER (6 Reviews)
August 22nd, 2011 | 12 replies | 3,159 views


Release Date: 1989 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Yeah.

3 of 4 thought this review was well written

"What be these bewitching shreds we hear? What can these be?" said a bitch. "Don't you know? Its coroner bitch. *** you." said a true man. He later beat the *** out of him. Same to thee who who does not listen to me! You must listen to this or you don't know thrash.

Right from the start it rocks into some real shredding. You know what your hearing is no meager thrash. "Die by my Hand" really turns your brain to *** with it's uncountable guitar shreds. Three truly has proved to be a powerful number when dealing with music. Three has not failed here either. For some, including me, say that Die by my Hand is no coincidence of a name. For if you rearrange the letters, it says clearly "Coroner ***ing rules and eats pussy hard." Rick Wakeman does a really great job on this record.

No need to be human? No ***. They aren't human on this track. They are monsters, monsters of THRASH.

Read my scars may truly be the most killer track on the album. It flows like acid. Steve Howes guitar work is excellent.

At first, I thought "D.O.A" was going to be a terrible Van Halen cover, but I was wrong as I heard some damn killer riffs. They are manipulating demons, making them scream and ***. Then they drink beer. That is how freaking awesome this band and album is.

I hope by now you are getting the picture. They are trvly trve.



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SWORD
August 22nd 2011



111 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I know its shitty. But I tried.

Carnifex
August 22nd 2011



1918 Comments


Too short to be really funny, sorry brah. Album rules though.

KILL
August 23rd 2011



70599 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

great review bro

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eggsvonsatan
August 23rd 2011



1087 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

BEST REVIEW FUCKING EVER!!

coneren
August 23rd 2011



11111 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Hell yes

ShadowRemains
August 23rd 2011



20246 Comments


coroner rules

JamieTwort
Contributing Reviewer
August 23rd 2011



20012 Comments


Fuck yeah this band rules.

BigHans
August 23rd 2011



26455 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

album rules hard pos

SWORD
August 23rd 2011



111 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

yeah i didnt really care this time but it already had a fucing gay review so i decided to make a better one.

ZedO
July 23rd 2012



1096 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

holy hell, album thrash hard!!!!!!!!

Voivod
Staff Reviewer
July 23rd 2012



5921 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

With the probable exception of Grin, this is the best Coroner album.

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KjSwantko
July 23rd 2012



9054 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Fuckin' rules



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