Dot Dot Curve:)
I'm Still Here


1.0
awful

Review

by Henomeister USER (7 Reviews)
July 8th, 2011 | 25 replies


Release Date: 2011 | Tracklist

Review Summary: I snapped this CD.

It's obvious that Standby records have nothing going for them. With rappers like Vanilla Ice signed to them, they're almost as pathetic as Mr. Collipark, that douchebag that gave Soulja Boy a record deal. Although the departure of those Hot Topic weirdos known as the Black Veil Brides may of been good for them critically, they aren't the weirdos keeping them in the gutter.

Ladies and Gentlemen I bring you Dot Dot Curve, the worst trio in the history of music (if you sink that low to call this music). These are guys who are slowly ripping StandBy to shreds with their cringe worthy screams over commercial rap beats. These guys are like a preview to what soon will become a wasteland of good music and a world filled with... Crunkcore.

Their is nothing lit really good I can say about these guys tracks. Their attempt to lure in Scene kids with Immature lyrics, high pitched screams and ringtone rap beats is possibly one of the worst things to happen in history, and the Europeans thought the Black Plague was bad. For some reason the little 12 year old scene kids all around the world get on YouTube and write about how much they love this band and how these guys are just so amazing, but enough ranting about the apocalypse of music, let me tell you why this trash is so bad.

One thing that really annoys me about these guys is their attempts to create humorous lyrics which actually turn out to be stupid and offensive. With stupid track names like 'Titty Milk and 'Gigga Dee'. the only reason these guys would be laughed at is because they are possibly the biggest idiots on this planets. Dot Dot Curve have cut down on the constant high pitched screaming on this album, but it only makes it a tiny bit more bearable.

Even in their attempts to be funny they literally call their music awful, that is how desperate the band is to attract listeners. Another way they try to attract listeners is to use modern commercial rap beats and sing along choruses. I don't see why anybody would want to sing along with these idiots because one, they would like like the biggest douches and two, these guys voices are so bad that they can't even succeed in making a catchy chorus. That's right, along with their awful rapping and screaming, they try to sing too.

The only good this band has done is for people like Vanilla Ice and Soulja Boy. Because They sound like musical geniuses next to Dot Dot Curve.

Their is not much I really need to say. I think I've covered how awful these guys are. So all you need to know now is to stay clear of this album. The only reason I'd accept people listening to this album is if they are feeling like idiots and they need a reminder that their are bigger ones out there.

One more thing, I snapped this CD. I advise you to do the same if this CD is in your presence.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
astrel
July 8th 2011


2614 Comments


Their is not much I really need to say.


Well, I at least agree with this part of the review.

North0House2
July 8th 2011


5889 Comments


"Their is not much I really need to say."

Using their instead of there.

Insta-neg'd

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fsharptrit0ne
July 8th 2011


4815 Comments


lmao North, what a nazi :p

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
July 8th 2011


50960 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

You have to draw the line somewhere

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Parallels
July 8th 2011


6643 Comments


Draw it when someone writes a review on a band that has a smiley face in their logo.

By the way, you capitalized immature.

Satellite
July 8th 2011


20826 Comments


jesus christ.

one of the most poorly-written and unfunny reviews i've ever seen.

Pharoh
July 8th 2011


3325 Comments


Why'd you snap it? You could have sold it on eBay

fsharptrit0ne
July 8th 2011


4815 Comments


So I actually just read this.

Holy shit, this is such a bad review

Alucard125
July 8th 2011


538 Comments


I snapped this CD = I bought this CD first.

You gave money to this band. Review needs a serious spelling check, and then to be rewritten.

WashboardSuds
July 8th 2011


5043 Comments


they would like like the biggest douches


they would look like the biggest douches

review's not very descriptive and I only got "they're idiots" out of it.

I can't stand this scene
and I hate the word "titty", it's nails on a chalkboard

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trymedude
July 8th 2011


151 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I snapped this CD = I bought this CD first.

You gave money to this band.


pretty sure the label got 95% of the money from that CD.

WashboardSuds
July 8th 2011


5043 Comments


You gave money to this band.


trymedude
July 8th 2011


151 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

like 5 cents worth. its not like this is selling by the craploads anyway.

also:

I SNAPPED YOUR MOM

Aids
Contributing Reviewer
July 8th 2011


24098 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

This isn't a great review but it's not 0 for 11 bad.

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Aids
Contributing Reviewer
July 8th 2011


24098 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

there are a lot of grammatical and capitalization errors that need to be fixed for sure though

WashboardSuds
July 8th 2011


5043 Comments


This isn't a great review but it's not 0 for 11 bad.


yeah I agree

Spec
July 8th 2011


27298 Comments


These guys look like fags haha.

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
July 8th 2011


50960 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Have a pos

Spec
July 8th 2011


27298 Comments


Yeah, it's still only the dudes second review. c'mawn

Drsmith4
July 9th 2011


1719 Comments


WOOF



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