Downlink
Ignition


3.5
great

Review

by pizzamachine USER (211 Reviews)
May 15th, 2011 | 13 replies


Release Date: 2009 | Tracklist

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A wild intergalactic robot wishes to rape your ears and your innocence. This robot, of course, is called Downlink, and it is traveling through space at light speed to make certain that it reaches you. You see, this monstrosity’s lust cannot be sated by ordinary forms, but it comes to make you enjoy yourself even if you feel violated. Downlink knows what it takes to make you shake your booty and rip off your clothes. It takes inhumanly gargantuan beats to do so, but these are no ordinary beats conceived by mortals. They are the loudest, most permeating, thunderous beats ever heard of. The bass will literally shake houses, and after the experience, you may still be shaking. Many a song will leave you quaking in your boots after listening to them, for the bass is with this.

Downlink is a mechanical creation for obvious reasons. Space atmospherics and incredibly cheesy science fiction sounds collide with what has to be one of the most blatant dubstep styles ever. There isn’t much room for quickly running to the fridge and grabbing an ice cold lemonade, for the phat beats will certainly explode anything in your fridge before you get there. In fact, the phat beats will also explode your fridge. You can just imagine what it would be like to play this in an old folks home on full blast. Their pleas for mercy would not help at all considering that they wouldn’t even be able to hear their own thoughts. Maybe consider doing everything you ever wanted to do in your life, before you listen to this. This should not be taken lightly.

This is an impossibly catchy piece of music. Once you start, you will never want to stop, and once that happens, you may forever by transfixed by the consuming wobs and wubbles. Your life and death is marked by the unmistakable, and infinite womps. You will become a whore to its phats, and nothing else will really seem to matter. The cycle is endless, the pit is seemingly bottomless, and the plot thickens. Whether you can like this depends on how much excessively mind-numbing musical punishment you can take. It also depends on whether you can stand having certain songs being stuck in your head for the rest of your mortal life. Make haste, and choose with intelligence.



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pizzamachine
May 15th 2011


12571 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Hey guys.

Polymath
May 15th 2011


3836 Comments


I can't dig this type of dubstep but this is still alright.

psykonaut
May 15th 2011


3913 Comments


the epitome of wompstep.
against the machines is undeniably hilariously awesome though

Tyrael
May 15th 2011


20945 Comments


Taking a break from the swagswagswag to listen to the wompwompwomp. Pos.

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cvlts
May 15th 2011


8976 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

so filthy

Blindsided
May 15th 2011


1871 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Just listened to this yesterday. pos

TMobotron
Contributing Reviewer
May 15th 2011


7145 Comments


Cant decide how I feel about this whole thing, but Ignition is awesome.

Crippled camel is my favorite Downlink track though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9VonQ7CQ1M

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
May 15th 2011


31475 Comments


Oh come on, you can do better than this Pizza. This is a terrible review

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HighandDriving
May 15th 2011


3288 Comments


Rotrun is a jks label, it's ran by Excision so he can make money off other dubstep artists just copying him. The only notable artist on the whole label is Liquid Stranger.

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
May 15th 2011


31475 Comments


Ajapai is decent enough, even though I prefer his electro stuff

pizzamachine
May 15th 2011


12571 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Oh come on, you can do better than this Pizza.

Deviant, what are you doing? That's the closest you've ever come to complementing me ;) I agree though.


fromtheinside
May 16th 2011


19029 Comments


Not that great of a review.
However this album rules.
Ignition and Gamma Ray are just ridiculuos. Crippled Camel is his best though as someone mentioned.
I'm actually surprised this hadn't been reviewed yet.

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fromtheinside
May 16th 2011


19029 Comments


Not that great of a review.
However this album rules.
Ignition and Gamma Ray are just ridiculous. Crippled Camel is his best though as someone mentioned.
I'm actually surprised this hadn't been reviewed yet.



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