Tennis
Cape Dory


2.0
poor

Review

by Coloso USER (6 Reviews)
January 17th, 2011 | 21 replies | 2,749 views


Release Date: 2011 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Perhaps the cute, indie-pop duo have something a little more charismatic and interesting up their sleeves for the future, but unfortunately they give us no indication of this on Cape Dory, one Cape I won’t be visiting again.

4 of 4 thought this review was well written

Sailing sounds about right. Smooth and gentle, sunny and warm, and always on the surface, never delving too deep (well, hopefully anyway)... a main topic on Cape Dory also serves as a perfect metaphor. Husband-and-wife duo Tennis aren’t exactly charting new territory with their vintage 1950‘s-inspired indie-pop album, but something tells me that wasn’t the destination Tennis were aiming for anyway. Based around the concept of the couple’s eight-month sailing trip along the Atlantic Coast, Cape Dory is oddly reminiscent and about as interesting as watching your neighbors show their slide show of, well... sailing down the Atlantic Coast. With its wistful and saccharine love-filled tunes and harmonious melodies, Cape Dory had the potential to be a bright ray of sunshine to combat these cheek-reddening, chilly January nights. Instead, the tepid and homogenous Cape Dory falls short. The homogenous blob of near-indistinguishable songs on Tennis’s LP is an almost embarrassing over-the-top and superficial venture that, while pleasant enough, never offers enough substance to impress.

Alaina Moore is the obvious center of Cape Dory. Her gentle, soothing voice laps over the listener like the soothing sploosh of cool, blue waves. Unfortunately, it’s also as repetitive as waves, one after another ad infinitum. Even at a hair over a half hour, Cape Dory succumbs to monotony and becomes a painstaking listen because of it-- not what you would want from an album that strives to be as carefree as a sunny day at the beach. Ooo-ooo-oh-oh’s and unrelentingly upbeat harmonies galore and always harkening back to the tried-and-true vintage/indie vibe, Cape Dory’s most obvious aspects also become the most grating.

To complement the lovey doviness of Moore’s voice is fittingly lyric upon lyric based around the beach, water-themed adventures, and most prominently-- love. Simple and fun, nobody’s asking Cape Dory to make any meaningful philosophical or sociopolitical statements, but at least Tennis could have made it interesting. Instead, the love on Cape Dory comes across soulless and shallow. It’s not a mature love that Tennis brings to the table; nor is it the puppy-love of teens that’s accompanied by a gazillion highs, lows, and drama-ridden days. It’s more akin to the “love” of young tweens that are only emulating the “love” they see on TV between characters on Hannah Montana, for instance. Worse yet, Tennis saturate Cape Dory past the point of annoyance with this stuff. Again though, it’s not that Tennis’s offenses are particularly offensive (they’re not), rather it’s more that Cape Dory is so uninteresting.

Tennis captures exactly what it’s like to “Nap through the day on sun-bathed sands,” and I mean that in the worst way possible. Not a single aspect of Cape Dory provides any intrigue or reason to listen again. The music --topical mush-- slides on by, and like a wave retreats back into the ocean from where it came without leaving any impression at all. Tennis’s LP is meant to act like a vibrant ray of sunshine to warm our frozen hands here in the depths of winter, but instead it is closer to a bathing suit: definitely reminiscent of those mid-June beach days, but pretty useless and downright out of place right now. Perhaps the cute, indie-pop duo have something a little more charismatic and interesting up their sleeves for the future, but unfortunately they give us no indication of this on Cape Dory, one Cape I won’t be visiting again.



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conradtao
Emeritus
January 17th 2011



2065 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

This is a fantastic review, much better than mine. Great first, too - pos.

Xenophanes
Staff Reviewer
January 17th 2011



10420 Comments


Wow. Incredible first review.

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omnipanzer
January 17th 2011



20570 Comments


^ what they said

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Aids
Contributing Reviewer
January 17th 2011



21884 Comments


oh God the user review section hurts my eyes

Tyrael
January 17th 2011



18634 Comments


Yes this is what I'm talking about!

AggravatedYeti
January 17th 2011



7681 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

not bad for a first at all.
but seems pretty tame for handing out a 2.

Voivod
Staff Reviewer
January 17th 2011



4500 Comments


oh God the user review section hurts my eyes

why is that man?




Btw, i pos'd, very well written, i appreciate the cynicism it it.

conradtao
Emeritus
January 17th 2011



2065 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

because the album cover is horrific

Tyrael
January 17th 2011



18634 Comments


Because this album cover is absolutely hidious. O shit u posted at the same time

AggravatedYeti
January 17th 2011



7681 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I've seen far worse I dunno wtf yall are on about.

Xenophanes
Staff Reviewer
January 17th 2011



10420 Comments


Who's alt is this?

SowingSeason
Staff Reviewer
January 17th 2011



13732 Comments


It could actually be a new user, ya never know

conradtao
Emeritus
January 17th 2011



2065 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

The more great writers we get in the userbase, the better!

SowingSeason
Staff Reviewer
January 17th 2011



13732 Comments


yeah but then people will realize im actually not that great

Xenophanes
Staff Reviewer
January 17th 2011



10420 Comments


We realized awhile ago.....



Jk ; )

SowingSeason
Staff Reviewer
January 17th 2011



13732 Comments


That one stung deep Xeno.

Xenophanes
Staff Reviewer
January 17th 2011



10420 Comments


.......I was only jokin' ;_;

SowingSeason
Staff Reviewer
January 17th 2011



13732 Comments


too late. you made pam cry.

Xenophanes
Staff Reviewer
January 17th 2011



10420 Comments


omg!

: O

Irving
Staff Reviewer
February 7th 2011



6544 Comments


OMG how did I miss this epic Xeno - Sowing exchange?!!

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