Watchmaker
Kill. Fucking. Everyone.


3.5
great

Review

by ffs USER (19 Reviews)
December 18th, 2010 | 25 replies


Release Date: 2003 | Tracklist


Are you angry? You probably aren't angry. Maybe you think you're angry, but chances are you aren't. Watchmaker are angry. Not the "hardcore punk" kind of angry, the kind of angry that stupidly thinks it might make a difference; that kind of angry is for children. Watchmaker are the old fashioned nihilistic grindcore kind of angry; angry because they know they will not make a difference, angry because this festering ***hole of existence is about as good as it's going to get. Angry at themselves. Angry at me. Angry at you.

"Kill. ***ing. Everyone." lets them express their anger. Here is how they're going to do it. They're going to play loads of crushing, down-tuned riffs fast as *** with a few petulant leads thrown in to compound the hatred. They're going to beat the hell out of their drum-kit and not let up the pace because they don't give a ***. They are not going to fill their music with useless samples. Samples are not angry. They're going to scream, bark, howl and roar into their microphone. Who cares what they are saying? Read the song titles if you want context you god damn child. If you didn't get the point of Watchmaker's music from the name of the album you are probably stupid enough to deserve all the hate Watchmaker have for you. They are going to play for an uncomfortable, claustrophobic half of an hour. They don't care if you don't like it.

What is there left to be said? Listen to this album if you're angry. Or if you think you're angry. Or if anger is an emotion you have felt at some point in your life. Watchmaker are going to be angry regardless of what you do.

3.7/5



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ffs
December 18th 2010


4880 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

hmm this is pretty short

angry

JustJoe
December 18th 2010


1399 Comments


ffs, you always bump albums that I enjoy, or that I've been meaning to check out. I will most likely be giving this a listen soon enough.

Slum
December 18th 2010


2579 Comments


Strange review. Great review. Angry review? idk, pos

Transient
December 18th 2010


1461 Comments


awesome review

dr2den
December 18th 2010


1342 Comments


nice

DeathByDaydream
December 18th 2010


546 Comments


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoGRrfnJ04k

wyankeif1337
December 18th 2010


6739 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"Irrational Hate Soaked Fury "

convinced me to get this NAO

Counterfeit
December 18th 2010


17819 Comments


Kill.Fucking.Everyone.

accompliceofmydeath
December 19th 2010


4255 Comments


So, this is like NFG or what?

Digging: New Found Glory - Resurrection

ffs
December 19th 2010


4880 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

thanks for the words friends. havent actually listened to erased yet i hope it is pretty angry

supertouchox2
December 19th 2010


1062 Comments


great review


sounds cool

alachlahol
December 19th 2010


7501 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

almost positive there are no lyrics to any of their albums jsut violent screaming

ffs
December 19th 2010


4880 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

yeah

though he def says "I WILL KILL YOU" a few times on wallet size dental records

alachlahol
December 19th 2010


7501 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

lol

TAB
December 19th 2010


458 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

good blackened grind

krig9412
December 19th 2010


794 Comments


Shit's so good.

By the way TAB, what is your avatar from? It looks quite familiar

TAB
December 23rd 2010


458 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

It's from Ninja Scroll when the first demon rips off a dude's arms

TBliss
December 23rd 2010


987 Comments


Ninja Scroll slaaaaays

FadeToBlack
January 8th 2011


11034 Comments


how did i miss this now im MAD

discharge0
August 8th 2011


32 Comments


This is a good time



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