Take That
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3.5
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by STOP SHOUTING! USER (27 Reviews)
December 14th, 2010 | 11 replies | 5,440 views


Release Date: 2010 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Nice men with cold hearts?

5 of 6 thought this review was well written

Take That are the most successful UK band since The Beatles. Yeah, you read that right. Take That are the most succesful UK band since The Beatles. Which begs the question, why? I mean, none of these guys apart from Gary Barlow are bona fide musicians; and their vocal talents are hardly outstanding. They’re just a boy band propagated to fit a market demographic: Robbie for girls who like cheeky men, Mark for those who prefer their men sweet, Gary for those who go for chubby and the other two (nobody can remember their names) to appeal to girls who are just plain awkward. Which is fine for a boy band. But they’ve done that; they’ve had their dismal solo careers; made their inevitable reality tv appearances. Surely that is the end of the story. But no, they re-launch ten years after their acrimonious breakup, as a “man band” and even more strangely meet with massive success.

This third comeback album sees them morph from the Fab Four to the Famous Five, with the return of tabloid whore Robbie Williams ("my drugs hell", "my sex addict hell", "my gay slur hell", "my eating disorder hell", "my hell hell", etc); which epitomises the essential problem with Take That: that reek of opportunism. It may state on the back sleeve “all songs written by Take That”, but I’ll wager that isn’t reflected in the royalty split in the small print of the publishing contract. This is basically Gary Barlow's baby and he is actually a great songwriter. But he is nothing if not commercially astute to the point of cynicism, manipulating a Take That brand to sell songs that would be shunned if part of his solo career. The return of Robbie exemplifies this business candour, carried out in the full knowledge that the resulting publicity would guarantee massive sales both for this release and for their impending stadium tour.

Of course, all those original pre-pubescent girls, who had pinned posters of their heartthrobs on bedroom walls, are now all grown up with their own disposable income, mothers themselves and still feeling the maternal urge for this essentially nice band. But the direction that producer Stuart Price (Madonna, Scissor Sisters, The Killers) has chosen for this record may see some alienation set in. Like a host of contemporary bands (Yeah Yeah Yeahs, MIA, Surfjan Stevens) that have sought to re-energise their sound, Take That have gone all electro synth crazy to reflect a vision of the future as some kind of robotic dystopia. They sugar the pill slightly by topping and tailing the album with typical Take That fare, starting with the current single The Flood with its semi-anthemic strings and finishing with doubtless future single and piano-led ballad Eight Letters. The rest is all a juddering sprawl of chunky synthesisers, martial drum beats with the bass mix low, a kind of relentless up-tempo slice of eurovision.

The songs themselves without exception are chock full of melodies and bouncing choruses; and not lumbered with the occasional filler of sub Beatles dirges like the previous two albums. The flaw perhaps lies in the respective contributions of Robbie and Mark Owen. Robbie is still obsessed about being a rock star (“I’m just a piece of your pie chart, you’re in a room with a rock star, oh what a beast, what a man”), but we’ve heard all that before; whilst Mark wants to clear up certain aspects of his reported marital indiscretions (“it’s been a difficult year, but I still want to have sex with you”), which we haven’t heard before and would probably prefer not to hear again. The rest of the lyrics reflect the fact that the band and their audience have all grown up and can now converse about grown up things. So grown up, in fact, that there lurks a suspicion of some kind of half baked concept album going on. About the state of the world. And the environment. And everything. This doesn’t detract from any specific song heard in isolation, especially when they are delivered as here with Bee Gee falsettos and Bowie-esque growls wrapped in electronic mayhem. But over the course of a whole album, the gears begin to grind slightly and a lack of empathy develops. I mean, these songs are good enough. But I’m not sure I can really care about them too much.



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Counterfeit
December 14th 2010



17819 Comments


Take That Progress

Knott-
Emeritus
December 14th 2010



10195 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

This album is genuinely good. Surprised me.

Review is better than good. Pos'd. I do think you talk a little bit too descriptively and maybe for a bit too long in the opening paragraph but it's cool.

starry
December 14th 2010



552 Comments


I heard some songs off it but I'm not sure the melodies were that good. I've never been much of a fan, even 'Back for Good' one of their best songs in the past seems a bit calculated to me.

Toadstool
December 14th 2010



136 Comments


So if I love The Beatles..............will I like these guys? Great review, Pos'd.

STOP SHOUTING!
December 14th 2010



631 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

thanks adam.

that was what i was tryin to get at starry, that element of calculation in their music.

ta toad, but you won't like this: it's pop, not metalcore.

Knott-
Emeritus
December 14th 2010



10195 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Basically this is the first good thing they've ever done. I don't even see myself revisiting it pretty much ever but it's light years more ambitious and varied than any of their other records, and surprised me.

And no, if you like the Beatles, that doesn't mean you'll like this. It doesn't mean you won't but... yeah.

Grimward
December 14th 2010



38 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I disagree with your 3.5. But your review was good anyway. Pos'd.

Anyway... dislike the album a lot indeed, but perhaps it's just not for me. Not really my kind of music anyway.

Zettel
December 14th 2010



590 Comments


Great review-

STOP SHOUTING!
December 14th 2010



631 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

yeah grimward, it's not my thing either. but my gf was dumb enough to buy it so i thought i'd review it. i wanted to trash it, but it's surprisingly good for what it is.

ta zettel!

Jim
December 15th 2010



5110 Comments


good review

STOP SHOUTING!
December 15th 2010



631 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

thanks mate.



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