Volcanic Slut
Blasphemaster


3.5
great

Review

by Ethereal Space Yogurt USER (205 Reviews)
December 6th, 2010 | 67 replies


Release Date: 2010 | Tracklist

Review Summary: THRASHIN TILL DAWN, FEEL THE DARK MARK OF DARKNESS PIERCE YOUR SOOOOOOULLLLLL.

Tis the season to be jolly. 2010 is just about over yet the lingering scent of METAL is never too far behind. The year has been great all around for metal. Death metal, black metal, doom metal, doom/death metal, blackened death metal, drone metal, post black metal, you name it. Except power metal but that’s pussy *** compared to the stuff I’m talking about. There have been so many killer Satan praising masterpieces that have ripped my face off for the past 11 months that the sheer lack of thrash metal had seemingly been forgotten. Not anymore however. Volcanic Slut is here to *** your *** up.

Hailing somewhere around Florida and in all likelihood taking their name from an awesome Sodom song, Volcanic Slut play a fast and furious brand of thrash metal that’s hasn’t been seen in awhile. Due to all the Gama Bombs, Municipal Wastes and retro thrash bands clogging the scene. Blasphemaster is the band’s first official release, a six minute appetizer designed to drill a hole into your head and then skull *** you until an inevitable full length appears out of the mists. One can only hope that Cthulhu heeds their mighty call because the world is destined for an outbreak of madness if Volcanic Slut becomes more prolific.

Band members are currently unknown but who gives a flying ***. Volcanic Slut hack and slash with the rage of a Viking who’s village was just decimated by other Vikings. For six minutes you are treated to hi-octane thrash of the most brutal caliber. Drums pound away at the listener’s senses with quick fills and lighting snare hits while the guitars instill fear into your family’s hearts with violent, down-tuned riffing and manic soloing that would make your grandmother throw up. Vocals are completely unintelligible, adding on to the chaos of the maddening environment. The growl/yell combo is one of a bestial predator headhunting for vengeance after his tribe was desecrated. Coming after you like a hound out of hell, or a chupacabra waning to suck the life-force out of a goat, Volcanic Slut pull three quick punches and your on the floor. DEADER THAN DEAD. If you’re a fan of awesome metal then you need to hear this immediately. But if you happen to be one of those BTBAM/Converge aping flamers that infect sputnik's elite concubine, you can *** off.



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Relinquished
December 6th 2010


26012 Comments


lol hey prty ironic that last sentence hur hur concubine

Crysis
Staff Reviewer
December 6th 2010


16483 Comments


Band members are currently unknown but who gives a flying ***


review is ***ing *** and so ***ing **** you *** **** SATAN **** penis cock **** ass






fuck btbam

Relinquished
December 6th 2010


26012 Comments


pos'd the fuck out of this review

FatChickIrl
December 6th 2010


4095 Comments


lolwtf

Crysis
Staff Reviewer
December 6th 2010


16483 Comments


so awesome

Neurisis of Luna
December 6th 2010


411 Comments


pos'd the fuck out of it again felt so good the first time

illmitch
December 6th 2010


5429 Comments


lol i could tell the genre of this before even reading the review

sounds cool but i'm not really into this kind of stuff anymore, fucking great review though

BigTuna
December 6th 2010


5161 Comments


what the f****** f***

Digging: Hans Zimmer - Interstellar

FatChickIrl
December 6th 2010


4095 Comments


Really? It seemed like black metal when I saw it at first

FatChickIrl
December 6th 2010


4095 Comments


lol this guy is awesome, pos'd

Realm
December 6th 2010


2074 Comments


lol btbam

BallsToTheWall
December 6th 2010


44805 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

mother******************************************** heyooooooooooooooooooooooo Merry Christmas.

Crysis
Staff Reviewer
December 6th 2010


16483 Comments


it aint christmas without sacrificing small children to satanic deities

Neurisis of Luna
December 6th 2010


411 Comments


reminded me of stan and the critters' blood orgy

BallsToTheWall
December 6th 2010


44805 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Hope this gets featured. What do you guys think? Is it in my cards?

Neurisis of Luna
December 6th 2010


411 Comments


believe in the heart of the cards

BallsToTheWall
December 6th 2010


44805 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Red Eyes Black Dragon 2400/2000

Relinquished
December 6th 2010


26012 Comments


Relinquished 0/0

dr2den
December 6th 2010


1342 Comments


awesome

Bitchfork
December 6th 2010


7584 Comments


saw this on the funeral stench and was thinking about downloading it.



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