Pantera
Cowboys from Hell


4.0
excellent

Review

by sonictheplumber STAFF USER (107 Reviews)
October 18th, 2010 | 34 replies


Release Date: 1990 | Tracklist


Man, this album grooves. Hard. These are some powerful jams that will really bust your chode. 420 really liked this album...before he died. And now he's rocking in Valhalla. But he will return. You'll see.

Chodes. In your face. Sputtering hardcore. That's what Cowboys embodies. It's the hard chode, right after a workout session, in your face, beating your ***ing teeth out with how hard it is. Fists. Hard fists. Just like that.

Philip Anselmo had a mission. Glam was dead, it was time to single-handedly create the new breed of heavy metal; groove metal. Some say it was going on long before Pantera... I dare you to say that to Sir Philip Anselmo's face. He'd go down on you by delivering a superjoint ritual right to your ***ing lip.

This album is basically a collection of jams that all sound the same. Hard riffs, big dicks, sweaty chodes; A grandma's worst nightmare. Feel the beast. It rages on inside us all.

Inside.

Us.

All.

Philthy Philanthropist The Rock" Anselmo, or as I call him, Captain ***er, will beat your meat with his mighty vocals. He shrieks, grunts, screams, like your granddad straining out a turd after Thanksgiving feast. Shouldn't have ate that mac and cheese, you dirty son of a bitch. That's this album summed up. Mac and cheese at Thanksgiving, constipating you with its dirty power. Not for the faint of hard.

And lest we not forget the fallen warrior, Dimebag. RIP, brother.

Have fun with 420yeah666yeah69. In Valhalla, Texas. Drinking. Like hard men. With chodes.



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fr33convict
October 18th 2010


11703 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

fuckin' posd

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
October 18th 2010


31617 Comments


Its amazing you've so many reviews

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Bfhurricane
October 18th 2010


6197 Comments


Alright, the chode thing was done well the first time......

renegadestrings
October 18th 2010


1469 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

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Hyperion1001
Staff Reviewer
October 18th 2010


19063 Comments


I thought this was a music review site?

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BigHans
October 19th 2010


26454 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

POS

BigHans
October 19th 2010


26454 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

So, are you 420Yeah666 guy?

FadeToBlack
October 19th 2010


11034 Comments


stupid question is

BigHans
October 19th 2010


26454 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

sorry I cant keep up with the times Fade.

FadeToBlack
October 19th 2010


11034 Comments


lol

i havent even been on much the past few weeks and even i know that

BigHans
October 19th 2010


26454 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Its not as good as this joke review:

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/39344/Metallica-St.-Anger/

KILL
October 19th 2010


72280 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

chodes

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theBlackWidow
October 19th 2010


465 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Good album....the review is ehh.

Jesuslaves
October 19th 2010


4658 Comments


meh album. title track's great though.

KILL
October 19th 2010


72280 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

dont you even like cemetary gates

Jesuslaves
October 19th 2010


4658 Comments


its okay i mean nothing too special

Willie
Moderator
October 19th 2010


16147 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Someone should review the re-issue with the bonus tracks. They sounded like they could be interesting.

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KILL
October 19th 2010


72280 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

the will to survive rules

KILL
December 8th 2010


72280 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

best review for the album tbh

just a great album to rock to not a single filler track just all m/

fr33convict
December 8th 2010


11703 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

chodes



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