Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin


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by 420yeah666yeah69 USER (4 Reviews)
October 14th, 2010 | 14 replies


Release Date: 1969 | Tracklist


1969. 69. the number that has stayed with us all

remember in middle school whenever someone said 69, or drew 69 on the board on the teachers coat or something then a round of laughs was to be had by all. it had power over us. it had raw power. and the number 69 still has power to this day.

i shant call it a coincidence that some of the most powerful albums ever done came out in the year with 69 in it. abbey road, in the court of the crimson king, bilbo's dildo, and so much more. but of the most significance was led zeppelin's first album. this was the first ***in album i ever listened to, and i love it to this day.

every song kicks dick, (my dick) but the only problem is that some of the songs drag on and two of the songs sound the same, but do not misunderstand me, every song on this album will kick you in the chode like a mighty queef to the face, or the chode.

jimmy page is like a goddamn wizard of fire, playing his guitar with as much precision and ferocisty as a guy who got stung in the dick by a wasp (wasp, a band influenced by led zeppelin!) and he jams his nuts all over this one. the band is fresh and they aint got nothin to lose, seeing as how page was kicked out of the yardbirds for sleeping with all the members' girlfriends and mothers, respectively. so he took his guitar and his big ol dick and met up with robert plant, the most beautiful man alive (people magazine, 1973) and john bonham, the monkey man, and JPJ the quiet, mysterious one who prolly got off to animals or something cause the guy never talked but he ruled.

but yeah page rocks, just listen to classics like "good times bad times'" (where he creates a 60s jammin sound) and "babe im gonna leave you" where he goes mellow and acoustic for a while but knows when to bust out the goddamned rock and roll again and then the almight "dazed and confused" where he plays like a black guy, and "communication breakdown" is borderline punk like stooges cause he ***ing kicks your chode.

and bonham? he drums like a neil peart high on PCP and ketchups

jpj? plays bass like a monkey on steroids

and of course, plant, only age 12 during the recording, sounds sexier than any of our bitchasses ever will.

so in short, grab a milkshake and stir this ***


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420yeah666yeah69
October 14th 2010


35 Comments


some fag named johnny wrote another review for this but dont be confused i am the real johnny

WatchItExplode
October 14th 2010


3243 Comments


u furreal?

SowingSeason
Staff Reviewer
October 14th 2010


15980 Comments


i shant call it a coincidence that some of the most powerful albums ever done came out in the year with 69 in it.

you serious?

and bonham? he drums like a neil peart high on PCP and ketchups

jpj? plays bass like a monkey on steroids

and of course, plant, only age 12 during the recording, sounds sexier than any of our bitchasses ever will.

so in short, grab a milkshake and stir this ***


you call this a review? please tell me this was meant as a joke.



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KILL
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Album Rating: 4.5

hahahaha best review yet

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Album Rating: 3.0

420 for mod/staff

Voivod
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October 14th 2010


6098 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

the rating is terrible.

this is a five all the way from Thessaloniki to Los Angeles

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Foxhound
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it's a joke. but it's kinda funny..

ConsiderPhlebas
October 14th 2010


6157 Comments


kicks dick

Locrian
October 15th 2010


1003 Comments


Oh man, I love these reviews, keep 'em coming.

Chrisjon89
October 15th 2010


3625 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

For some reason I literally laughed out loud

BigHands
October 15th 2010


338 Comments


Another classic, well done

Scrambled
October 16th 2010


391 Comments


every song kicks dick, (my dick)

hahahaahahaaa

KILL
October 16th 2010


71750 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

great album

NeroCorleone80
October 16th 2010


29015 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

yup tis good



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