Waking the Cadaver
Beyond Cops, Beyond God


4.5
superb

Review

by matthew turok USER (30 Reviews)
September 17th, 2010 | 231 replies | 21,248 views


Release Date: 2010 | Tracklist

Review Summary: 666/88, Waking The Cadaver assert their right to the throne of brutality as goremaster bong-hit husslepimps.

Tie up your Nike dunks and make sure they're tight, because this riffs are son. You gonna be dancing hard because these are only the brutalist of slams from the goreslums of Shore Points, Der-T Jer-Z. You think you heard the sound of Hell but you don't heard WTC, son yous triflin and I don't appreciate that, so get with it cause this jun heavy, heaviest of all jun if you don't believe me your a bitch and I don't even care man cause this *** BEYOND COPS, BEYOND GOD ***. DON CAMPEN IS THE KING OF SWAMP BEACH, HE SOUND LIKE A MAN WHO LIVIN IN A SWAMP FEEDING ON HOOKER FLESH FOR LIKE 30 YEARS. WHEN WILL HE STOP? NO ONE KNOWS.

Gravity blasts galore do you know what that mean? Your face melting off your skull, thats what it means. Breakdowns from the inferno form the most intense hellish gorepunch to the face that you will ever eperience, like chainsaws to the abdomen, erotically. This is guttural slamming brutal death metal. If you could rate the goretuity of BEYOND COPS, BEYOND GODS on a scale of 1-5 I'd rate it a 69 because it's perversely brutal, like that guy from Silence Of The Lambs no homo.

Don't *** with Waking The Cadaver cause they will rip you limb from limb and you won't know what hit you, but I'll make a bet it Don Campen tire iron to your dome. Upside your dome with hate mosh because if you don't mosh to this, you're getting killed at the Stone Pony, I'm dead serious, don't ***ing go to the Stone Pony if you're a bitch, this isn't some Bob Dylan pussy *** anymore, that *** dead, NECROMANGLERS FROM THE INFERNO RUN THE SHOW NOW. Jerz won't b disgraced.



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witchxrapist
September 17th 2010


11034 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Yeah.

RippingCorpse
September 17th 2010


1086 Comments


its better than Perverse Recolletcions. doesn't really deserve the 1s but oh well none of them have probably listened to it

fromtheinside
September 17th 2010


18203 Comments


what is this i don't even

pos'd cause i too believe this is .5 away from a classic release

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witchxrapist
September 17th 2010


11034 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

They're all unbrutal pussies anyway and they better not hit the Stone Pony because their faces will get SMASHED haha

Curse.
Contributing Reviewer
September 17th 2010


7996 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

pimp ass review son

witchxrapist
September 17th 2010


11034 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I love how the main riff from Terminate with Extreme Prejudice is lifted from a Cartilage song and how the slammy breakdown at the end is lifted from Despised Icon.

witchxrapist
September 17th 2010


11034 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

pimp ass review son


thanks brah

ffs
September 17th 2010


4873 Comments


the album art alone holy shiit

H61
September 17th 2010


270 Comments


kinda funny i guess

2.9/5

witchxrapist
September 17th 2010


11034 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5


the album art alone holy shiit

yeah son

ffs
September 17th 2010


4873 Comments


this one time i was slamming with my guttural mosh bros and our balls touched it was kind of awkward but i secretly liked it

Curse.
Contributing Reviewer
September 17th 2010


7996 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

album art looks like it could have shown up on an Austrian Death Machine album

witchxrapist
September 17th 2010


11034 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

123

this one time i was slamming with my guttural mosh bros and our balls touched it was kind of awkward but i secretly liked it

bro get out of here thats disgusting

Wizard
September 17th 2010


19389 Comments


These guys aren't brutal though.

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HenchmanOfSanta
September 17th 2010


1865 Comments


Do they really have a song called Boss Status?

This fucking band.

ffs
September 17th 2010


4873 Comments


sadistic tortures because its not just one torture

multiple tortures

witchxrapist
September 17th 2010


11034 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

These guys aren't brutal though.


are you fucking deaf bro this shit sonic goreslam

crowing51
September 17th 2010


3453 Comments


Do they really have a song called Waking The Cadaver like the band name?

This fucking band.

fix'd


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witchxrapist
September 17th 2010


11034 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

That's actually pretty common.

NeutralThunder12
September 17th 2010


8742 Comments


lol

prolly the worst band Ive ever heard

I DONT LIKE RICE



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