KISS
Sonic Boom


4.5
superb

Review

by SOUNDOFF USER (5 Reviews)
June 13th, 2010 | 41 replies | 5,118 views


Release Date: 2009 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Lord take me downtown, I'm just lookin for some tush!

17 of 22 thought this review was well written

KISS have been rocking the scene for over 35 years and at this point, let's face it, they are a goddamn joke. No one under the age of 25 enjoys their music, and soon that age will be 30. Young people think they are the faggot version of ICP, when really ICP is the faggot version of KISS. KISS is awesome though. What hipsters like to forget, or rather, pretend is not true is that KISS influenced basically every good band since them, whether it be the Melvins or Nirvana or even Pantera (RIP DIME), KISS has rocked the nuts of countless peeps since 1974.

With what may be their 100th studio album, KISS return to rock n' roll all nite just a bit more before they are put in the nursing home. This album was definitely worth the deuce I spent on it! This record's so awesome, it goes great with some cold gin. It's sexy, like a gun that shoots love. Speaking of love, I love this album so much, I made a plaster of it! There are so many songs, I got to choose which one is my favorite! This album is great with the volume at full blast! I really love it loud! The cover art is awesome, almost as beautiful as a black diamond. It's so hot, I had to call the firehouse!


Sonic Boom is truly a record for the thunder god. It inspires me to lick it up. Listening to this album is like a rocket ride. It really shocks me, and makes me feel better, and even wants to make me put on my black leather.

The only downside is that these kings of the nighttime world obviously didn't spend too much time in the ladies room this go-around, because these songs don't contain as much love-makin' as I would have hoped from a band like KISS.

No matter what hipsters will always say about KISS, I love them. And I like Sonic Youth. And King Diamond. So KISS is really like the Beatles. They're for everyone. And I sure know something when I say their timeless music makes me want to shout out loud everytime I hear it.


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Comments:Add a Comment 
FadeToBlack
June 13th 2010



10913 Comments


damn those hipsters

LepreCon
June 13th 2010



3591 Comments


Awesome review, fuck the hipsters

HobertRollier
June 13th 2010



148 Comments


fuck the hipsters

HobertRollier
June 13th 2010



148 Comments


hey great review man

Eliminator
June 13th 2010



2067 Comments


vote

HobertRollier
June 13th 2010



148 Comments


dont rush me

BathoryHordes
June 13th 2010



35 Comments


Isn't it a bit... short? Perhaps describing the actual music would earn my vote....

HobertRollier
June 13th 2010



148 Comments


BathoryHordes more like key lime pies

Eliminator
June 13th 2010



2067 Comments


I don't think you quite understand the magnitude of what I've done

Eliminator
June 13th 2010



2067 Comments


just vote yes

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
June 13th 2010



14986 Comments


LMAO

Eliminator
June 13th 2010



2067 Comments


hey, noob

vote yes

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
June 13th 2010



14986 Comments


dont worry i voted alright

Eliminator
June 13th 2010



2067 Comments


good

BathoryHordes
June 13th 2010



35 Comments


Well I seem to me missing the point, what exactly is the point of this? Is the embedded titles supposed to be enjoyable? Dude, I'm not even sure I would call this a review.

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
June 13th 2010



14986 Comments


dude








































shut up it's KISS

Eliminator
June 13th 2010



2067 Comments


bathory, I'll let it slide since you're new

RIP QUORTHON

and RIP DIME

HobertRollier
June 13th 2010



148 Comments


the most saddest day of my li i i ife

Eliminator
June 13th 2010



2067 Comments


hold your mouth for war

HobertRollier
June 13th 2010



148 Comments


oh look its mini kendra



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