Vulvectomy
Post Abortion Slut Fuck


2.0
poor

Review

by Anthracks USER (14 Reviews)
March 19th, 2010 | 26 replies


Release Date: 2010 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Italy is the home of many great bands. Vulvectomy are not one of them.

Every once in awhile the music that a band creates will elicit a more or less rankling effect on said band, and it's likely that, should this happen, they will be so inclined to make a radical change to their sound. In many cases, this phenomenon might take shape in the all-familiar form of a band “selling out.” Well, in the aftermath of their first release, Vulvectomy decided that their sound needed to change; that they needed to take one of these radical sonic excursions into unfamiliar and exciting territory. And so, with Post-Abortion Slut ***, Vulvectomy progresses from Molesting the Decapitated-era Devourment-styled slam, to Unleash the Carnivore-era Devourment-styled slam, and believe it or not, the transition isn't smooth.

Just to provide a better idea of exactly what it is we are dealing with here, this isn't the “Decapitated and Hermetically-Sealed Torso Mutilation” type of brutal death metal; this is the “Fetid Bath in Fermented Vaginal Secretions” brand. Vulvectomy make no effort to include any scintilla of originality in their music, nor do they brandish a single characteristic that would separate them from the hordes of generic slam extant. On Post-Abortion Slut ***, the listener is met by back-to-back-to-back-to-back slams that are almost completely bereft of the penchant groove that slam is supposed to be known for (wiggers probably can't even throw down to the majority of them, if that explains it better). With that said, the first song on the album is fairly good slam, but that can be attributed to its more primitive direction, where the rest of the album is plagued by poor imitations of Devourment riffs. Every once in awhile the band will break into a riff that sounds like it could have been mined out of Cannibal Corpse's riffuse heap, but even so the band gives no intimation of instrumental prowess.

Post-Abortion Slut *** is simply a let down, and I didn't even enjoy its predecessor. If you're reading this and are one of the five people who worship absolutely everything slam, then you will probably get some enjoyment from this album. At the end of the day however, this is just yet another member of the lifeless, sample-laden, and creatively stagnant variety of music that is polluting the brutal death gene pool.



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Anthracks
March 19th 2010


3774 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

short review for a stupid fucking album

Digging: Ariel Pink - Pom Pom

Prometherion
March 19th 2010


208 Comments


Good thing I did not look into it when I saw it a while ago.

mansondanzels
March 19th 2010


98 Comments


Sounds like something some retarded grindcore band would make.

ButcheredChildren
March 19th 2010


5591 Comments


this is a great review and i completely agree for once, this album is terrible

bloozclooz
March 19th 2010


1770 Comments


i might download this just for the album name. are their any tracks that stand out?

oh yeah

bereft of the penchant

you just raped my dictionary, hard

Anthracks
March 19th 2010


3774 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

parts of the first song r ok like i say in the review, but the album is pretty consistent in being terrible

bloozclooz
March 19th 2010


1770 Comments


shame. do you know what "vulv" means? because "ectomy" means the surgical removal of

Zeek
March 19th 2010


83 Comments


but i thought you liked bad death metal?! :s

bloozclooz
March 19th 2010


1770 Comments


all hail honorable chairman ZeDong!

Zeek
March 19th 2010


83 Comments


here we go



**HEADBANG SLAYER MAN*


rain in blood dun duin dun dun dun nihb nun nun

MusicIsMyFavorite
March 19th 2010


405 Comments


"Cannibal Corpse's riffuse heap"

I lol'd, that was pretty clever

bloozclooz
March 19th 2010


1770 Comments


if you think misspelling words is funny, that is

ManyBobs
March 19th 2010


32 Comments


"shame. do you know what "vulv" means? because "ectomy" means the surgical removal of"

Vulvectomy means the surigcal removal of the vulva.

If you don't know what the vulva is, it is the external female genitalia.

Juss helpin a nigga out.

Aids
Contributing Reviewer
March 19th 2010


23964 Comments


What the hell is "slam"?

Digging: Taylor Swift - 1989

Anthracks
March 19th 2010


3774 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

terrible

bloozclooz
March 19th 2010


1770 Comments


yeah didn't want to jump to that conclusion about the vulva and all that, but thx

and slam is like a breakdown but not actually and what the hell am i talking about, they suck

ManyBobs
April 28th 2010


32 Comments


"Slam" is like this:

Take Death Metal
Slow it down, a bit but not too much
Fill it with big SLAMMY sounding riffs, "duh dundunduh duh dun" shit I don't know you get it.
Add ridiculous frog-click, gurgle, and/or burp growls over it + gore lyrics.
You have slam.

To my knowledge Suffocation and Dying Fetus are credited for starting "slammy" riffs but of course I could be wrong. Skinless can be considered slam but they don't suck and that's because they have good/decent vocals.

gutturaldevourment88
September 27th 2010


37 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

this is fucking sick, the artwork is cool, and the slams are fucking brutal, the vocals get annoying, but still fit the music.

ShadowRemains
September 27th 2010


21317 Comments


lol gutturalmaster II

Chud55
November 4th 2010


33 Comments


You have to get Slam to like it in my opinion. If your bored with some of the generic Death metal bands that come out today. Go for slam or Brutal Death metal, if you want something different and even more heavier than Death metal. I like breakdowns. Breakdowns in death metal is fun=slam when you add groovey riffs=more slam. Slam is just a fun genre to listen to. I admit it can get boring at times. Thats just my opinion though.



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