Apator
Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan


5.0
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by rasputin USER (196 Reviews)
February 15th, 2010 | 537 replies | 39,749 views


Release Date: 1992 | Tracklist

Review Summary: In your prayers, remember: your Soul is your nearest, and the bringer of all good things. Your God is stone deaf.

31 of 48 thought this review was well written

Satan’s most blasphemous and prolific child out of Rotterdam, Robert van Arnhem aka Apator lives and works in the deepest recesses of sacrilegious krieg. Between the years of 1988 and 1996 van Arnhem recorded the diabolical manifestations of the Dark Lord so that his children and followers could unite under the one banner, to raise the flames and angelic defilement from the depths of the underworld. Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan is merely one of many worthy tomes of satanic and profane ruination, representing the unadulterated worship of the Antichrist. For the entirety of its length, Apator spews forth the message and heretical divinations of the Dark Lord so that we may besmirch our bodies and minds.

Where the remainder of Apator’s discography supplements his manifesto of destruction, Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan is the pinnacle of Satan’s will on this earth. To sit in the dark and hear the very voice of the one who will take us to transcendent realms of existence is an experience for all of the world, for all of the Antichrist’s possessions. It is expected that with the aid of such irreverent recordings we prepare ourselves for the ultimate profligacy, by which our souls will utter the vile words of acceptance and we accept Satan into our hearts.



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rasputin
February 15th 2010



14504 Comments


amazing album

TricksterGRex
February 15th 2010



2087 Comments


yessss this needed a review so badly

Crysis
Staff Reviewer
February 15th 2010



16000 Comments


funniest shit ever. bravo

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rasputin
February 15th 2010



14504 Comments


it's not meant to be funny dude

Relinquished
February 15th 2010



22378 Comments


haha Apator, awesome

Crysis
Staff Reviewer
February 15th 2010



16000 Comments


forgot Apator is serious business

TheSpirit
February 15th 2010



16662 Comments


this is awesome

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charles2000
February 15th 2010



450 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

better get a screenshot

iranscam
February 15th 2010



469 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

man bro coulda sworned crimson alredy reviewed this bro

TricksterGRex
February 15th 2010



2087 Comments


audial recording of pure blasphemy, no artist has even come close since

R6Rider
February 15th 2010



4071 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

this is silly

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charles2000
February 15th 2010



450 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

faget

rasputin
February 15th 2010



14504 Comments


R6Rider, Be prepared for a beautiful album. Like most post-rock it is best played while walking somewhere while it is gently snowing... add a recent breakup and you could possibly be in tears.

Relinquished
February 15th 2010



22378 Comments


where's that from

Crysis
Staff Reviewer
February 15th 2010



16000 Comments


its actually snowing right now I think I'm going to go listen to this

charles2000
February 15th 2010



450 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

rofl fuckn trm

rasputin
February 15th 2010



14504 Comments


haha

Relinquished
February 15th 2010



22378 Comments


then I should prolly leave

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
February 15th 2010



14884 Comments


would hollier like this

R6Rider
February 15th 2010



4071 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

gunna record an uber evil album in my garage before this winter is over

pretty sure you guys will like it



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