Metro Station
Metro Station


1.0
awful

Review

by Joel Barish USER (8 Reviews)
December 3rd, 2009 | 183 replies | 10,218 views


Release Date: 2007 | Tracklist

Review Summary: i took this review as serious as the band took this album

24 of 42 thought this review was well written

you would think that there would be at least a LITTLE bit of talent in the Cyrus family, but alas, NOPE! Trace Cyrus outdid his entire family along with every single person that has sang Acky Breaky Heart or fantasized about an 18 year old Destiny Hope Cyrus.

so, let me get to this album.

BE FOREWARNED: i am NOT judging the actually playing of the instruments. if i would have, i probably would have killed myself before the end of the 1st song.

opening track is called seventeen forever. kinda cute, a song about having
sex with a girl that is 17. kinda weird, but i'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he was also 17 when he wrote this song. lyrical gem:
"Will you remember me?"
You ask me as I leave
"Remember what I said?"
Oh, how could I
Oh, how could I forget?

okay, got through that song. whats next?

now we have a little jingle called control. pretty dancy, catchy but in a bad way. lyrical content is about two people getting ***ed up and then ***ing. mmmm okay, so is he still 17? singing about underage drinking and ***ing... great job billy ray!

"I'm coming down
bring me up
take it off
let's just touch"

so, trace is on drugs too. great role model.

if this third song doesnt blow me away, i will beat the *** out of this cd.. Kelsey is next. little love song for a girl named Kelsey. lyrics are pretty bad but this song is the best out of the 3, so i'll tough it out for at least one song. by the way, who told trace, or the fat guy, that he could sing?

OH! i know this song! "SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE I SHAKE IT! WHOOO THIS IS MY JAM!! ....oh ***, youre still here... uhhhhh next song"


Wish We Were Older... hmmm kinda dancy, no real content.. empty synths and bad drumming... WTF DID THIS NIGGA REALLY SAY "WHOWEEOWEEOHOHH"??? *** THIS ***!

*smashes cd*

i.....feel so dirty.......i need to take a shower........


-fin.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
cirq
December 3rd 2009



9263 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

yeah, come see the trace show!!

Relinquished
December 3rd 2009



24929 Comments


...........................................

SlightlyEpic
December 3rd 2009



5780 Comments


this review is a literary masterpiece how do you do it cirq

Romulus
December 3rd 2009



8423 Comments


I would at least put the caps on this man. It was kind of funny though.

LepreCon
December 3rd 2009



3954 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I'm actually gonna pos because its 100x better to read this review than listen to this turd

Digging: Overkill - White Devil Armory

Ulsufyring
December 3rd 2009



1724 Comments


fucking ... no, just fucking no man. comments lik tis are Fine, reviews are NOT.

cirq
December 3rd 2009



9263 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

dont hate.

JohnnyGetYerKnife
December 3rd 2009



157 Comments


Crap review, although if you want crap music, check our Satanic Destroyer.

Lucid
Contributing Reviewer
December 3rd 2009



7023 Comments


Not that bad

Digging: FKA twigs - LP1

cirq
December 3rd 2009



9263 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

5 negs? uncalled for

druglesshippie
December 3rd 2009



182 Comments


Nice review, I genuinely enjoyed reading it. Pos'd!

Aids
Contributing Reviewer
December 3rd 2009



23807 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

This band played at Rock Werchter this summer on the same day as Mastodon, The Mars Volta, NIN, and Metallica. Needless to say, it was an epic fail.

They review looks a little bare though.

Relinquished
December 3rd 2009



24929 Comments


Uncalled for yes, but really dude

cirq
December 3rd 2009



9263 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

thanks hippie! finally someone who understands my art

PanasonicYouth
December 3rd 2009



7411 Comments


an apple eating a hand?

klap
Staff Reviewer
December 3rd 2009



10329 Comments


very Dadaist i love it

Digging: Literature - Chorus

Kiran
Emeritus
December 3rd 2009



6001 Comments


people who find dane cook funny will probably like this review

PanasonicYouth
December 3rd 2009



7411 Comments


yeah dane cook can die in a fire

cirq
December 3rd 2009



9263 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

That's not nice

Comatorium.
December 3rd 2009



4106 Comments


pos'd.



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