Torsofuck
Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy


1.0
awful

Review

by Anthracks USER (14 Reviews)
October 26th, 2009 | 202 replies | 20,746 views


Release Date: 2003 | Tracklist

Review Summary: What truly awful brutal death metal actually sounds like, well sort of.

10 of 10 thought this review was well written

Samples are very annoying, but when your favorite genre is brutal death metal you pretty much have to learn to ignore them. That is unless, for some ungodly reason, you actually enjoy the exorbitant sounds of torture and fetish porn. At thirty minutes in length, Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy is more or less fifty percent sampling; more than enough to reinvigorate anyone’s hate for the bloody things.

The amount of sampling displayed here is almost suffocating; murder inducing even, making Torsofuck the only brutal band to actually achieve a transference of such feelings. In essence then, the band is actually doing its job right? Well…yeah, but I’m not so sure that’s a good thing. Regardless, congratulations Torsofuck!

The music, when you actually get to it, is as generic and terrible as brutal death can get. The slams are tedious, not groovy in the least and frankly boring. I don’t exactly know how much slam there was in 2004 (I’ll bet there was plenty), but in such a stagnant sub-genre of a sub-genre, chances are it doesn’t matter much unless you’re the first, because you probably don’t bring anything new to the table. Although, Torsofuck do present some innovation here, the album’s closer, Cannibal, is absolutely groundbreaking in structure. Not only does it begin with a two-minute sample, it also ends with a two-minute sample, leaving an entire minute of music to enjoy. Fancy that!

The vocals sound like a dying boar, which isn’t a totally abnormal sound within the genre but it’s not exactly a desirable one either, but then again most people don’t pay much attention to vocals in this genre anyway. The samples dig up forgotten disdain not only for porn clips, but, by proximity, over-the-top vocals. Though, I’m not sure what’s worse, the sampling or the actual music. Well actually that’s a lie; the samples make me want to kill babies whereas the music just makes me want to throw a puppy against the wall.

If you’re really, really, almost unhealthily addicted to all things porn, there’s a chance you might find some enjoyment here, but everyone else should really stay away. This album is almost too easy for haters of the genre to denigrate, so by all means, fire away!

Highlights
The cover, yeah baby!



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Anthracks
October 26th 2009



3729 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

actually had fun writing the review. which is good because now i finally have a positive memory linked to this thing!

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Fugue
October 26th 2009



7352 Comments


Tracklist
1. Mutilated For Sexual Purposes
2. Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy
3. Fistfucking Her Decomposed Cadaver
4. Worm Infested Anal
5. Raped By Elephants
6. Pussy Mutilation
7. Snuffed Freak
8. Four Legged Whore
9. Cannibal

pretty much all except nine made me lol

tis a good review too, easy to read.

rasputin
October 26th 2009



14538 Comments


decnt review, not as good as your deeds of flesh though, which was good. you should write more.

DBlitz
October 26th 2009



1690 Comments


yea i liked your other reviews more

Meatplow
October 26th 2009



5524 Comments


The lyrics of Raped By Elephants and the cover are all I am familiar with.

Lelle
October 26th 2009



2155 Comments


5. Raped By Elephants


they're good at conjuring mental pictures, I'll give them that...

Meatplow
October 26th 2009



5524 Comments


the lyrics are some of the funniest metal lyrics i've ever read

it's a pity so many claim this band is generic though

Lelle
October 26th 2009



2155 Comments


I was visiting in africa two months ago
My goal was to see all those wild animals
Most excited I was when I came close to elephants
They were so big and somehow so scary
Something happened when I snapped a picture
Three elephants surrounded me
One of them ripped off all my clothes
Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks
With its huge trunk
I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass
Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth
I sucked like a whore while I was assfucked by elephant trunk
After all it wasnt too bad at all
It took only about ten minutes and cock in my mouth started to cum
Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and
Spurted allover my face
I was completely fucked up, but elephants had one more thing to do
All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me
Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
I'll never go to Africa again


ahahahahahahaha at least they have humor

I have to hear this now

Anthracks
October 26th 2009



3729 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

decnt review, not as good as your deeds of flesh though, which was good. you should write more.


yea i liked your other reviews more


n e tips 2 make me better

rasputin
October 26th 2009



14538 Comments


not much really, just a couple of awkward sentences here and there. i think this review not being as good as your last one is down to the fact that you weren't really serious about it. it's still a good review though.

DBlitz
October 26th 2009



1690 Comments


lol @ the lyrics

Zip
October 26th 2009



5312 Comments


that is fucking gross

Zip
October 26th 2009



5312 Comments


Few days ago I bought a cat
It is so cute, I want to fuck it hard
Walking on four legs, shaking that little ass
Dirty fucking slut who deserves to suffer
I place my cock in the center of tis asshole
Hard push, damn its tight but feels so good
I fuck like a rabbid, cat screams in agony
Faster adn faster, cat is unconscious
I cut off its tail and shove it up my ass
Innards ripped out, head cut off, cat is fucked up
Squirting my sperm allover the mess
Tomorrow Im gonna buy a dog


Knott-
Emeritus
October 26th 2009



10195 Comments


LOL elephants

Jesuslaves
October 26th 2009



4655 Comments


hahahahahahahaha

Anthracks
October 26th 2009



3729 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

i smoothed over the review a bit is it better now

and lmao @ "tomorrow im gonna buy a dog"

ps i just saw the cover for their split with lymphatic plegm and its even more sickening than this -_-

SnackaryBinx
October 26th 2009



2309 Comments


i'd give it a 5 for lyrics

wutwuttwut
October 26th 2009



67 Comments


lolol

Lelle
October 26th 2009



2155 Comments


Last night I had the most exciting dream
In it I was surrounded by many asses
I got shitted allover
Diarrhea splattered from every direction
I felt like I was in heaven
My cock ejaculated biggest load of cum I had ever seen
Suddenly I woke up, it was only a dream
But why was I covered with diarrhea?

BassDemon333
October 26th 2009



3358 Comments


greatest song titles ever lol



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