Metallica
Death Magnetic


1.5
very poor

Review

by James Conley USER (5 Reviews)
September 16th, 2008 | 125 replies | 14,591 views


Release Date: 2008 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Tasty music. Unfortunate production.

15 of 40 thought this review was well written

I've been meaning for awhile now to reduce that schizophrenic review I left on here after DM first came out, and after giving the album a few months to digest I can finally do that.

The 1.5 rating does not change, though. Metallica is worth a lot of money. I'm sure they can afford a really good sound engineer. Instead, pops and clicks and noise abound, and the too-loud production becomes a burden on the music.

The music, though, is where it counts, and on that end the boys partied like it was 1986. James Hetfield truly steals the show, with an aggressive but believable vocal performance. The pseudo-rage of St. Anger is gone, and he adds just the right touch of his signature growly-yowly vocal "YEAHS" to keep everything in balance. The verses of That Was Just Your Life and The End of the Line may represent James's finest career hour as a vocalist. Short of calling it very good singing, let's call it a very genuine vocal performance that is fits perfectly the type of music they're playing.

The lyrics, against all odds, work. I think. Somehow, James sweeping mural of mutilation and destruction never becomes cheesy. That's how the band started, anyway -- "no remorse, no regret" -- and maybe that's why the formula still works. Don't expect the verses to shake you to your core -- "crushing bodies, ripping skin, twisted bloody mannequin" -- just let them go where they will and they won't bring the music down with them.

Metallica is the penultimate riff band. I can't recall a single Metallica chord that ever got stuck in my head for half a day. It's all about the riffs. Death Magnetic has a tasty collection of riffs at work, riffs that always keep the songs moving along even if they are simple (and at times played just a few dozen bars more than they need to be.) The End of the Line hits the groove with a slamming swing-metal lick that calls on the best essences of Sir Ritchie Blackmore. Some of the main licks might be a little too simple for the band's ample pedigree (Broken, Beat & Scarred comes to mind), but they always manage to at least put a tap in your foot.

A lot was made of the apparent kidnapping of Kirk Hammett during the recording of St. Anger, and let's face it, taking a Kirk solo out of a Metallica song is taking the hops out of a thick, heavy beer -- removei t, and you're left with just a shitty-tasting glass of water. Kirk returns with a vengeance on DM, wah-pedaling his way through at least 10 guitar solos that will at least make the Guitar Hero Metallica Game much more interesting. The solos are thrashy and flashy, sometimes feeling structured to the song, other times sounding like they were first jammed in the recording booth. Kirk is not reinventing the guitar solo wheel, especially with the likes of John Petrucci and other virtuosos nipping at the mainstream fringes, but it's good to have him back nonetheless. Oh, and check out the second solo in The Judas Kiss -- one of my favorite Metallica solos of all time.

Now for the bad. And man oh man, there is the bad. I'll give Lars Ulrich credit, his drumming is what inspired me to become a drummer, and I played that VHS recording of the Roseland Ballroom Garage Inc. show until the tape spun dead. I'm sure more than one young metalhead will listen to the drumming on DM and bug his parents to buy him his first drumset. I'll even call this his best work since ...And Justice For All. But my stance remains. If half the drummers in metal lost both their hands and both their feet to a chainsaw or boat propeller, they'd still be better than Lars.
Lars' digression from 1988 onward is spectacular, and depressing. His fills on DM range from the snare drum to the snare drum (and the snare still sounds like a big, tinny piece of shit). There are a thousand places where run of the mill 1 and 3 beats could be replaced by something more metal. Even his double bass runs become incredibly muddy, leading me to wonder if the shit production was meant to hide some sloppy footwork. Lars may be the lifeblood of the band and an ambassador to metal (huge props for blowing up Dillinger as new pioneers of metal), and there's no doubt his drumming on DM will sit more than one young metalhead behind their first kit. But, from the man who once wrote Dyer's Eve and Battery, its safe to say he's reached the twilight of his career.

Robert Trujillo plays bass on the album. From what I've been told.

So that's it. Death Magnetic is a return to form for the biggest heavy metal band in the world, and make no mistake, Metallica is still the biggest heavy metal band in the world. We may never again see a band take over the world the way Metallica did following the release of the black album. For them to drop 10 songs that sound like they came from a band who still had something to prove is remarkable. If I had 100 million dollars I would sit on my ass and hire computers to make my music for me, so more credit to the old men for making an album with some genuine kick to it.

Metallica invented metal once in their career, and that's enough. DM will never be called groundbreaking, so let that expectation go. These are 10 songs that are heavy, fun, and hit all the right groove muscles in the process. Major oversights notwithstanding, Death Magnetic is a success.


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Comments:Add a Comment 
kmagnum1x
September 16th 2008



260 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

um yeah no

Platonism
September 16th 2008



168 Comments


Hahahahahaha, wtf?

jconley77
September 16th 2008



63 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I tried answering 'No' to the 'Was this Review Well Written?' feature but Sputnik wouldn't let me.

My review is as hilariously bad as Lars' pseudo-drumming. But in the sea of reviews to follow the release, its at least different.

I would actually like to put this album closer to a 3.5, but my proper recording instincts and feelings about good drumming won't let me.

Altmer
September 16th 2008



5649 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

i really dont get this

Willie
Moderator
September 16th 2008



15199 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

If the Beatles had produced Abbey Lane
If the Beatles had created an album called Abbey Lane then maybe this would at least almost work as a comparison.
This album will blow out laptop speakers in its quest to be the loudest in the race to be the loudest.
If you have a good sound system then this sounds great, just like Justice does. Don't bitch about how horrible the production is and how horrible the sound is and then say you're listening to the album through your 30 cent laptop speakers.This Message Edited On 09.16.08

Digging: Dark Tranquillity - Construct

jconley77
September 16th 2008



63 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

hahahaha good point. Abbey Road and The Egg-White Album

ASberg
September 16th 2008



2161 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

This was hilarious, but not a review at all.

kattunlover69
September 16th 2008



1194 Comments


wdf

HighandDriving
September 16th 2008



3144 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

If you have a good sound system then this sounds great, just like Justice does. Don't bitch about how horrible the production is and how horrible the sound is and then say you're listening to the album through your 30 cent laptop speakers.


You couldn't be more wrong.

http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/09/does-metallicas.html

Willie
Moderator
September 16th 2008



15199 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I read your article. That's great, but I still think it sounds fine with a good system. This Message Edited On 09.16.08

DeathThrashProg
September 16th 2008



500 Comments


not needed.... and your writing style pissed me off big time.

Edit: wtf? your review for Ire Works is really good... what gives?This Message Edited On 09.16.08

Thor
September 16th 2008



10069 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

an interesting/bad review

Digging: The Dillinger Escape Plan - One of Us Is the Killer

HighandDriving
September 16th 2008



3144 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I read your article. That's great, but I still think it sounds fine with a good system.


I listened to this through boss headphones and could tell, even before reading the article, that something was iffy with the sound.

ASberg
September 16th 2008



2161 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

We all could, but it's not that horrible.

iamthenightmare
September 16th 2008



754 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

SUICIDE, IVE ALREADY DIED

kmagnum1x
September 16th 2008



260 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

you guys have to shut up about lars' drumming it's not near as bad as you say

TheIronWeasel
September 16th 2008



123 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

What a bad review.

Altmer
September 16th 2008



5649 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

lars' drumming is the same in every song

Eakflanderyof
September 16th 2008



2143 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Unusual review format and pretty unprofessional, but upon reading it I realized it wasn't a bad review at all. It gave me a good idea of how the album sounded and pretty much summed up my thoughts with the exception that I hate Kirk's wah pedal. This needed another negative review to balance things out as well.

Finally, someone really seriously discusses how ridiculous it is that a band with this much money gets a shitty mastering job, too. The snare sounds like hell on a bad day. And of course everyone knows Lars is a terrible drummer.

iamthenightmare
September 16th 2008



754 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

you guys have to shut up about lars' drumming it's not near as bad as you say
lol bro the drummer for avril fucking lavigne puts out better shit than this.

but thats probably because avril is fucking boss




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