John Cena and Tha Trademarc
You Can't See Me


1.0
awful

Review

by mudvaynegodsmackacdc USER (10 Reviews)
September 27th, 2007 | 39 replies | 11,092 views


Release Date: 2005 | Tracklist

Review Summary: John Cena accomplishes what no one man has done with You Can't See Me: a much worse album than that of K-Fed's Playing With Fire.

1 of 5 thought this review was well written

John Cena won the WWE Championship in 2005, which is considered as the top prize in wrestling. So, in order to increase his fame and pull more fans in, WWE suggests that Cena make an album to do this. So Cena does, and what is created is pretty much the worst album of all time. In my opinion, You Can't See Me far more worse than Kevin Federline's Playing With Fire.

You Can't See Me is a disasterous effort from Cena to tip his hat into the hip hop genre. The album could be best described as a waste of money and a waste of 65 minutes of your life that could have been more useful. All of the tracks contain the same formula: frantic vocals, horrible lyrics, and innovative beats. Many tracks sound familiar to one another, as if Cena is repeating himself constantly. That shows Cena's lacking originality, and it's just as much as I would expect from a third rate Vanilla Ice reject with Italian roots.

The songs that sound familiar? Many. Such as: The Time Is Now, Don't *** With Us, Keep Frontin', We Didn't Want You To Know, Bad, Bad Man, This Is How We Roll, What Now, and Chain Gang is the Click. That's at least over half of the album by itself. There's also the comparison of Running Game and Summer Flings, and Right Now and If It All Ended Tomorrow. That's 12, count 'em, 12 tracks that sound all the same.

The only song with potential would be "If It All Ended Tomorrow". Though both Trademarc's vocals and both his and Cena's poor lyric choice(or lack thereof) weight the song down with a giant anchor. But the one song that's perfectly decent in my eyes is "Right Now". For once, Cena and Trademarc both use a different vocal style and write a better song than most of the sludge on You Can't See Me, and it works. However, for Cena, it's too little too late to turn the album around.

In short, when it comes to being the worst wrestler/actor turned rapper of all time, look no further than John Cena's You Can't See Me. It's actually hard for me to believe that such a terrible album as this still debuted at #3 on the hip hop charts, but it's as much as you would expect from 10 year old Jewish wigger/Cena fanboy. Speaking of which, "Running Game" sounds like a 10 year old wigger/fanboy wrote the song. John Cena takes some time to shoot his mouth off about him and his so called "crew"'s penis sizes. Throw that in with the same frantic vocals and terrible lyrics, and we have a winner for worst song ever. I would tell John Cena not to quit his day job, but he's not very good at that.

Final Rating: 0.01/5



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Prometherion
September 27th 2007



208 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

HELL YEAH!!! Cena sucks!!!

BallsToTheWall
September 27th 2007



44164 Comments


Cena's got nothing on Macho Man.

Poet
September 27th 2007



5910 Comments


Poor mudvaynegodsmackacdc.....wasting his live to review this album. You are truly a courageous individual.

And Stone Cold would destroy Macho Man :D

mudvaynegodsmackacdc
September 27th 2007



79 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Hell yeah Stone Cold would destroy Macho Man.

And Cena got pwned by K-Fed.



any14doomsday
September 27th 2007



678 Comments


wasn't there another review of this album, It was really good too. What happened to that ?

DWittisarockstar
September 27th 2007



1501 Comments


I know I shouldn't listen to this, but I really really want to.

metallicaman8
September 27th 2007



4677 Comments


Hell yeah Stone Cold would destroy Macho Man.


Undertaker>>>>every other wrestler... except mayybe The Rock.

BallsToTheWall
September 27th 2007



44164 Comments


I dont know Kane could make a statment.

metallicaman8
September 27th 2007



4677 Comments


Maybe back when he wore a mask and was ridiculously badass. He's just kind of lame now.

mudvaynegodsmackacdc
September 28th 2007



79 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Kane was better without the mask only when he was a heel.
At least he has more talent than John Cena.

BallsToTheWall
September 28th 2007



44164 Comments


Kane and Undertaker were my favorites back in the day along with matt and jeff hardy, who kicked ass.

mudvaynegodsmackacdc
September 28th 2007



79 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Agreed. The Attitude Era was truly great. It's just too bad that WWE is trying to relive those days, and they're even going so far as rehashing old storylines......

AtavanHalen
September 28th 2007



17927 Comments


I was going through my CDs the other day and found WWF Forceable Entry!! (rocks out to theme tunes done by nu-metal bands)

ChildishInsecurities
October 27th 2007



20 Comments


Oh sweet jesus on a birchbark canoe. You are a brave individual, did you actually listen to this entire thing?

And just for future reference, Jeff Hardy fucking rules the world. End. Of. Story.

Gilly-Maloo
October 29th 2007



103 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I don't hate this album...but I certainly don't love it.

There is a few songs i'm quite fond of. "Right Now" "Flow Easy," but Wrestlers should not release CD's...unless it's Jericho with Fozzy.

blackened07
October 29th 2007



949 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

HUH?!?

Correction
October 30th 2007



188 Comments


this review could be SO much better.
How CAN you humanly give this a 2.5? seriously?

blackened07
October 30th 2007



949 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

My cousin listens to this ALL THE TIME!!!!!

Correction
October 30th 2007



188 Comments


i feel sorry for ur cousin.

blackened07
October 30th 2007



949 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I do to because if he plays don't f*ck with us one more time in front of me I'm going to pound his face in.



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