Prince's Hip Dilemma
2009-06-11 by Lestrade | 21 Replies | 2917 Views |
Prince has been seen sporting a diamoned/pearl studded cane but not just because it's sparkly. In sad news, it seems as the many-named singer has been experiencing hip problems since 2005. Recently, the extremity of the problem has been growing.
The problem comes in with Prince's religion. Jehovah's Witnesses don't believe in blood transfusions. Without one, it's unlikely the problem will cease. The singer has been 'popping painkillers and hoping that it goes away.' Rumors exist, however, that the singer is open to 'secret surgeries'.
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"secret surgeries" huh? at least he hasn't ruled out common sense.
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He's in A LOT of pain so I hope he gets one done soon. What're they going to do - Unwitness him?
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Prince is a witness huh? "Prince, would you like to join us in the kingdom of heaven?" "Shit yeah!" *high pitched sensual moaning follows*
Be normal, have surgery please.
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Had no idea he was a Jehovah's Witness.
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i hope he gets better soon
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what religion do you think he will be after he comes out of surgery?
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There are plenty of surgeons and hospitals that strictly work without blood transfusions cause they are absolutely terrible out dated methods to work with. He has enough money to get a bloodless surgery, and reduces his risks of getting any diseases from someone else blood. My aunt got hepatitis C from a blood transfusion and someone else i know got an std, so its not the smartest thing to go with.
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random doctor expert to the rescue
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Dr. Cox could fix him.
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i honestly read the whole article thinking of the other meaning of hip
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;)
Prince needs Dr. House
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Looks like all the mad air-sexin' circa Purple Rain is finally catching up with him.
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he doesnt need Dr. house he is house!....using a cool cane and popping pain pills, thats all you need!
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....and i dont care
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from too much thrusting
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What're they going to do - Unwitness him?
Yup. Then they'll write about how he's not going to be one of the lucky few in The Watchtower and he'll be able to celebrate Christmas and his birthday again.
Digging: TesseracT - Altered State
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Religion is fucking stupid sometimes. I hope we don't lose ANOTHER great guitar player.
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Religion is fucking stupid sometimes. I hope we don't lose ANOTHER great guitar player.
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VERY old news folks!
Prince = Our (De)Generation's Mozart. No question.
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bob marley died for similar reasons if i remember right and prince is awesome so i hope he can overcome this whatever way he can its up to him though best wishes
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"secret surgeries" huh? at least he hasn't ruled out common sense.
Haha exactly what I was thinking
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