Prince's Hip Dilemma

2009-06-11 by Lestrade | 21 Comments
Prince has been seen sporting a diamoned/pearl studded cane but not just because it's sparkly. In sad news, it seems as the many-named singer has been experiencing hip problems since 2005. Recently, the extremity of the problem has been growing.

The problem comes in with Prince's religion. Jehovah's Witnesses don't believe in blood transfusions. Without one, it's unlikely the problem will cease. The singer has been 'popping painkillers and hoping that it goes away.' Rumors exist, however, that the singer is open to 'secret surgeries'.

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Athom
Emeritus
June 11th 2009
17240 Comments


"secret surgeries" huh? at least he hasn't ruled out common sense.

PuddleSwimmer
June 11th 2009
1457 Comments


He's in A LOT of pain so I hope he gets one done soon. What're they going to do - Unwitness him?

WatchItExplode
June 11th 2009
3441 Comments


Prince is a witness huh? "Prince, would you like to join us in the kingdom of heaven?" "Shit yeah!" *high pitched sensual moaning follows*

Be normal, have surgery please.

marksellsuswallets
June 11th 2009
4848 Comments


Had no idea he was a Jehovah's Witness.

JizzInMyPants
June 11th 2009
2411 Comments


i hope he gets better soon

alachlahol
June 11th 2009
7567 Comments


what religion do you think he will be after he comes out of surgery?

labria86
June 11th 2009
137 Comments


There are plenty of surgeons and hospitals that strictly work without blood transfusions cause they are absolutely terrible out dated methods to work with. He has enough money to get a bloodless surgery, and reduces his risks of getting any diseases from someone else blood. My aunt got hepatitis C from a blood transfusion and someone else i know got an std, so its not the smartest thing to go with.

Essence
June 11th 2009
3612 Comments


random doctor expert to the rescue

ohcleverhansyou
June 11th 2009
885 Comments


Dr. Cox could fix him.

lauriej
June 11th 2009
1712 Comments


i honestly read the whole article thinking of the other meaning of hip

PuddleSwimmer
June 11th 2009
1457 Comments


;)

Prince needs Dr. House

KnuckleKnuts
June 11th 2009
3 Comments


Looks like all the mad air-sexin' circa Purple Rain is finally catching up with him.

AnotherBrick
June 11th 2009
9773 Comments


he doesnt need Dr. house he is house!....using a cool cane and popping pain pills, thats all you need!

Klekticist
June 11th 2009
1260 Comments


....and i dont care


shindip
June 11th 2009
3536 Comments


from too much thrusting

AtomicWaste
Staff Reviewer
June 11th 2009
2098 Comments


What're they going to do - Unwitness him?


Yup. Then they'll write about how he's not going to be one of the lucky few in The Watchtower and he'll be able to celebrate Christmas and his birthday again.

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Avirov
June 11th 2009
1206 Comments


Religion is fucking stupid sometimes. I hope we don't lose ANOTHER great guitar player.

StickmanSouffle
June 12th 2009
286 Comments



Religion is fucking stupid sometimes. I hope we don't lose ANOTHER great guitar player.

kygermo
June 12th 2009
996 Comments


VERY old news folks!


Prince = Our (De)Generation's Mozart. No question.

barbarian
June 12th 2009
341 Comments


bob marley died for similar reasons if i remember right and prince is awesome so i hope he can overcome this whatever way he can its up to him though best wishes

El_Goodo
June 13th 2009
1010 Comments


"secret surgeries" huh? at least he hasn't ruled out common sense.


Haha exactly what I was thinking



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