what the bullshit is this
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These guys are alright
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so bad smh
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was expecting djent grooves but this is cool too
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Decently mortified.
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Uh.
You know what I don't even know.
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By the way that place "with the star on the door" could be a crack den and they just go in, very irresponsible and not good role models for young nickelback fans
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worst song ive heard my entire life
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fuck nickelback, chad sucks dick literally so.....
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I didn't know nickelback could get whiter than they were before
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Nickelback transcend to a whole new level of suck.
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< 3
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at the end of the day this is still basically just a typical rock song disguised as something else
faith no more did it better with Evidence
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it sounds like maroon 5
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I got halfway into the song to know not to continue. Definitely the weirdest thing they've done. Idk how their fanbase will respond to something that's not rock'n'roll.
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Somehow manage to bring the generic into a whole new genre.
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Why is there a bumping pine-apple with sunglasses?
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"coca cola rollercoaster"
ummm alright
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o hell yea
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Lyrics are the most cringe-inducing thing i've heard in quite some time.
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Nickelback's worldwide album sales exceed 50 million, making them the second best-selling foreign act of the 21st century in the U.S., behind only The Beatles.
Can you fucking believe that!
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That's a sad stat right there
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smh this is the least groovy disco I've ever heard
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sounds like maroon 5 [2]
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you can never say you don't care about nickelback now tunaboy
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it's like Maroon 5 except more boring
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I don't know what I expected.
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coca cola, rollercoaster...
genius
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Love it. Catchy as fuck.
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lmao this is about as catchy as the sound of a dying whale
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Let's get Chad Kroeger sucking dick back to the top news again.
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faith no more did it better with Evidence [2]
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you mean after 18 years they finally decided to do something different?!
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nickelback > faith no more
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Nickelback>Deftones
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fuck yeah, a prog jazz fusion metal masterpiece, rivals gorguts in technicality, didnt think nickelback had it in them
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Funky little monkey, she's a twisted trickster
Everybody wants to be the sister's mister
Coca-Cola rollercoaster
Love her even though I'm not supposed to.
Prince wishes he could write something as dirty
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i no whats in her mouth and its not her thumb ;)
its chad kroegers penis
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*his mouth
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If these lyrics weren't abysmal it would be passable. But nah
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dying whale is more groovy than this
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Oh God. That's terrible. Just terrible. Someone needs to stop these madmen known as Nickelback. Listening to that was pure torture. I couldn't even make it past the first chorus.
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I actually this is enjoyable.
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The song was pretty good, the chorus was just...not
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The song was pretty good, the chorus was just...not
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The song was pretty good, the chorus was just...not
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The song was pretty good, the chorus was just...not
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I wonder how much they made for that ridiculous "Coca Cola" chorus/product placement.
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...
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I will not listen to a song with that title.
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do u get it? she keeps his boner up and she keeps him up all night bangin him, its deep and clever u wouldnt understand
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You can't fully appreciate this unless you're white and in your late 30s early 40s.
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All this does is make me appreciate the new Maroon 5, which is not a good thing
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band is actually kinda tight on this, but vocals are pretty ugh
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This is some groovy shit bruh
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Those two girls at the beginning were hot.
But seriously is this song about incest?
"Who doesn't want to be the sister's mister? I love her even though I'm nnot supposed to"
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I got halfway into the song to know not to continue. Definitely the weirdest thing they've done. Idk how their fanbase will respond to something that's not rock'n'roll.
i got zero seconds into the song to know not to continue
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Damn, this was great.
Wish they did more songs like this.
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10 / 10.
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Nickelback>Deftones [2]
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The song itself gives me quite a good excuse for sticking with Mountain Dew and dumping the contents of Coca-Cola into Atlantis.
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I'm gonna throw up
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Wow...
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oh what fresh hell is this
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If the foot tapping at the start doesn't make you burst out laughing you might need to check your pulse.
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it's amazing when you can actually say that Nickelback is getting worse
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I actually enjoyed Photograph, but this is just awful
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Tuna I hold myself to be fairly dead inside and even I found it quite enjoyable.
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While the experimentation with their music is more than welcome, this is weird, in a not good way
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i got zero seconds into the song to know not to continue [2]
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A new low.
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"she smells just like a flower"
lol stopped listening
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man they really returned to their roots with this one
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agreed
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This shit is hilarious
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hey guys i think we need to spread the word a little more about how bad this band is, just in case some pleb tries to listen to it
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I hold myself to be fairly dead inside and even I found it quite enjoyable.
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omg these lyrics
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What in the blue hell is this shit. Nope nope.
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wut
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way
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coca col-er rollar coaster funky lil monkey
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if they rehashed "This Means War" for the rest of their careers, I'd probably be okay with that
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LOL NICKELBACK
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Ugh
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hey guys who wants to play spot the circlejerk?
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Tried counting the "nickelback sucks" comments but lost count
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nickelback sucks
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there another one
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bruh
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brah?
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bra
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let them breed and multiply. and it will be good. and Kroeger saw that it was good.
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so good he stuck his pubes on his face
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haha
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http://i.imgur.com/wT3lBAX.png
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californication
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yo flug if you wanna use that as your avatar feel free to
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u want me to?
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It's a suggestion, but I do like the pirate eagle
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Photograph was much grooves than this tbh
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sounds like something new minus the bear would do, with a bit more melancholy tho
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Chad Kroeger has been trolling the world since starting this band
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koka colah roller coastah
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Album will sell ten billion copies.
I will weep.
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bEST LYRICS EVAR!!??
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I've decided that it isn't worth trying to do well in this world. People are just too stupid for their own good, and I refuse to accommodate their stupidity any longer. Given that signs of intelligence are lost on those who don't have any, it will have to be well enough to just tell them how stupid and how shitty they are and that they should just go and fuck right off.
This is their song.
Herp-a-fucking-derp, retards.
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Seriously, I think Chad's 7 year old son wrote these lyrics.
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most square guitar riff ever made
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This may be the worst thing I've ever clicked on!
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Chad's just going through a midlife crisis where he thinks it's cool to pretend you still live in the 70s.
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Make that the 90s and call me Chad
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if you're banging avril lavigne you're chad confirmed
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"Chad's just going through a midlife crisis where he thinks it's cool to pretend you still live in the 70s."
it might have been if Chad was any good at it. This is just Nickelback wandering into a Maroon 5 music video
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what in the 9 circles of hell did i just subject myself to
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thats funk haha
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Chad is my hero
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"thats funk haha"
don't call it funk man, you're insulting people who make actual funk music
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why the fuck is this thread still going
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it's never ending
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The ride never ends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3W0klg3MzE
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Guys heard "Get Lucky" and every Maroon 5 single of the past few years and decided to cash in. Garbage.
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@sharktooth
2spooky
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MOSH MOSH MOSH lol
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MOSH MOSH MOSH lol
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spooky
scary
skeletons
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the fuck is this
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I actually enjoyed Photograph, but this is just awful
lmao you say that like Photograph came out last week and not 10 years ago
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http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/9/8175487/nickelback-coca-cola-rolla-costa-oh-god-please-help-me
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The most cryptic lyric ever known to mankind, when will we decipher it and discover the secrets within?
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THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS WITHIN
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The comments are why I read news articles about bands like these.
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Nickelback gettin down with the funk
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AWHLLL NYYYYYGHT
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Does "everybody wants to be the sister's mister" + "love her even though I'm not supposed to" mean what I think it means?
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what the hell
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Is... is this the meaning of life?
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Most of the users who post comments on the Nickelback threads, have not actually heard a single Nickelback album or even worse, a single Nickelback song.
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Im like... 89% sure everyone has heard Photograph on an alternative rock station. Its one of the facts of life.
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There are people out there who haven't heard How You Remind Me?
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this is nonsense
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I'm getting depressed listening to it
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I don't see what's so horrible about this. The chorus melody is quite good and the rest of the song is fine. If this were any other band everyone wouldn't be so offended.
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it's like Maroon 5 forgot how to be catchy
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Yea, because most other bands doesnt have a horrible vocalist backing up bland pop funk instrumentals.
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the musical equivalent of a heart monitor and a humpback whale simultaneously dying.
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Neat
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COCA COLA ROLLER COASTER
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"what's wrong with right here on the counter?"
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because that's where people prepare and eat food you disgusting bastard
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LOOK AT THIS....GRAPH
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIlNIVXpIns for reference
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thanks mate, i was a bit lazy lol
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probably from listening to too much nickelback right?
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I thought Maroon 5's new singles were the worst thing I've heard in a while, then I hear this....
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this is hilarious and also chad literally sucks dick
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Ain't the worst thing they've done for sure.
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I've never seen this video till this day.... What do you even say to this? It's impossible to make fun of. It already sounds and looks like a Weird-Al song.
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maroon nickel?
srs tho, what's with the hate with them
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Let me off of this coca cola roller coaster, its covered in vomit and canadians.
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at least its not the same shit they've done for over a decade
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yeah simbolic its pretty fucking awesome aoty actually
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I like the Meshuggah influence. Some mad grooves right here
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Nickeldjent
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too many junz
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Guys, can you keep it down, there are so many people jerking off in this thread it's getting hard to see the topic.
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hard? jerking off?
djent?
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Yeah, this is the biggest circlejerk on SPut I saw since, Idunno, 2 years ago or something.
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Single of the year
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u didnt see the chad sucked his own dick news article then
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Sounds like "Paralyzer" from Finger Eleven....lol.
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Holy flapjacks it's not that bad. But I guess it's cool to hate Nickelback regardless, so lol chad is teh worst wow funk much lol the 70s was like 100 years ago u tard how dare you try to deviate from cock rock in any way
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its not that bad but it's not good either.
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I'd just like to remind everyone that this exists.
Have a great Thursday.
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COCA COLA ROLLA COASTA
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I think the article about Chad Kroeger sucking dick is better.
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I'm not sure what I love more: the fact that this still gets bumped every once in a while or the butthurt "STOP BUMPING THIS" comments that spawn from it.
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Still funky
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Time to plow Advil Vagine.
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Sometimes I look at this for comedic value.
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Coca-cola Roller Coaster (8)
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Still love this tbh
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