Vanilla Ice >
rip the juice
Digging: Moby - Play
Man, I thought Vanilla ice was making new music. Way to punk me, headline!
Digging: Head North - The Last Living Man Alive Ever
In case you didn't know, you about to get shell shocked.
this is actually fucked cause i swear i just watched tmnt2 (w vanilla ice and this song) last night
aww thought this was a remake of rap ninja fuk this
fuck yeah juicy
"a club-friendly Turtle-themed banger"
damn that is all i want on this fine morning
Lol this is stupid as shit, yet strangely enjoyable
"this is stupid as shit, yet strangely enjoyable"
i got yo back like a turtle shell
Jay: So your in this for the pussy right?
Brent: No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid?
Jay: Even turtles?
Brent: Of course. Turtles are beautiful creatures.
Jay: So would you fuck a turtle?
Brent: What is your damage, little boy. You have a sick and twisted world perspective.
Jay: No, you're misunderstanding me, Prince Valiant. I'm saying if you were a turtle, would you fuck a turtle if you were another turtle?
Brent: Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would.
Jay: Thought so.
Jay: Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. He said he'd fuck a turtle!
turtley as fuck
Turrible song for what will be an undoubtably turrible movie.
Go away Michael Bay!
Lol this is stupid as shit, yet strangely enjoyable 
club-friendly turtle-themed banger lol
god is dead
Digging: Cynic - Focus
Terrible song for what will be an insultingly bad movie.
DIE Michael Bay! 
THIS IS GREATTTTTTTT
Yo, it's the green machine, here to rock the spot without being seen
Have you ever seen a turtle get down?
Just use this instead
Digging: Kylie Minogue - Fever
go ninja go ninja go
don't upset the rhythm no
does n e 1 know who does each verse
1st verse rules
2nd verse is horrible
3rd verse rules
Gonna rock and roll the place
with the power of the Ninja Turtle bass
juicys on the 1st
wiz does the second
ty dolla sign on the third
the movie was rad
im seeing it tomoro!
also thanks betray