Hmm I recognize that name!

snatch was a really good movie

You mean "Boris the Sneaky-fucking-Russian."

Haha ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

"You put the stone in the case? Then open the case and give me the stone."
"The only man who knew the combination... you just shot."

Snatch is pretty good.. but is this band any good?

this band actually seems to be okay-ish

JK!

it's deathcore

Im digging this. Not as br00tal as the ep but still decent.

Bullet Tooth Tony>>>

"You mean Boris The Bullet Dodger?"

wish bullet-tooth tony didn't die

Boris The Blade... as in... Boris The Bullet Dodger?

Why do they call him Bullet Dodger?
'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi!

I'm on the third track and it's pretty average so far IMO.

Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work … you can always hit them with it.

Tyrone you silly fat bastard

You take sugar?
No, thank you, I'm sweet enough

I don't care if he's Muhammad "I'm hard" Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.

just another boring deathcore band.

have to admit though, those drums sound sick.

You can keep the 10 grand, along with the body. But if I see you again - YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! - Well, look at him.

the breakdown at 2:00 on Mortal Procession is actually good.

I'm thinking about possibly reviewing this just for the sake of Snatch quotes(:

alright i take it back, these guys are a little better than your average deathcore band. might add this to my library, its a fun listen.

relentless as hell

"Why do they call him Bullet Dodger?
'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi!"
best fucking line

So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... fuck off

I mean geez, if you're gonna quote Snatch at least go for gold

ya this is pretty solid

"So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... fuck off "
I want to perform this as a monologue in school

I honestly have no idea what anyone is talking about in this thread.

They're all quoting the movie "Snatch" which has a character named "Boris The Blade".

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fuckin Poppins... LONDON.

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again?"

We lost.....Gorgeous George

Anything to declare?
Yeah. Don't go to England.

It's a free country, ain't it?
Well, it ain't a free shop, is it? Now, piss off!

So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... fuck off

Best ........ Speech ........ Ever.

Second being the Brick Top speech

I came here just for the Snatch quotes. Was not disappointed.

In the future, this is the band that's going to be known not for their music, but for their Snatch-reference band name.

As if that's a bad thing

Exactly.

I was thinking originally of reviewing the Snatch sound track for the purpose of a thread like this,
but everything changed when the deathcore band attacked