bless his heart he just keeps trying
will the his song titles still be better than his music?
Jenny Craig introduces new lap band
Digging: Black Lab - See The Sun
Looked quickly and read this as "Jenny Craig Starts New Band"
Digging: Bjork - Vulnicura
Hope none of the band members have macbooks.
They'll make one album then Jonny gets kicked out for his usual douchery
"Looked quickly and read this as "Jenny Craig Starts New Band""
This might be good if he isn't the one writing the music
The group name is "JoJo Cray Craig and the Macbook Krooks."
Digging: Martin Grech - Unholy
bless his heart he just keeps trying 
the snippet was uninteresting.
The fuck do they need 3 guitarists for?
The last Emarosa album was good.
to replace jonny with when he gets booted out obviously
Digging: QuESt - Searching Sylvan
lol how fucked one has to be being named Johnny craig
All I can think of is Talladega Nights.
the answer to all of the world's problems is that jonny craig is a twat
Jonny Craig Starts New Band; Hopes to Score Some Junk Soon
Musical Charis huh? They played at my university the day I moved in. Asked the audience if anyone wanted to come up and play the drums for a song. And so I did. Not a bad gig. Sadly, it was one of the last times I played music for people.
Also, this will probably be the most pretentious shit ever.
I kind of want this man to get punched in the mouth
Digging: Round - Glass/Float
Great, another band that he'll get kicked out of within a year.
dude needs to start his own obituary
The title alone made me chuckle.
Digging: Periphery - Juggernaut: Alpha
3 guitars? sup Bad religion
Digging: Archers of Loaf - All the Nation's Airports
If he sings well and writes good hooks and the guitars are groovy, then I'm on board
but what are the chances of this being not boring haha
So long as Jonny Craig doesn't write any of the music, this could potentially be not as shitty as I think it'll be. That's still not saying much. Dude needs to give up already.
"Jonny Craig introduces new LAPTOP band"
Digging: PINKSHINYULTRABLAST - Everything Else Matters
will be awful and will net him lots of 15 year old pussy
Digging: Black Sheep Wall - I'm Going to Kill Myself
I think Heartist-type is a bit outside of his style but maybe the guys from Heartist have a different dynamic to their own writing. Either way I'll await curiously to hear this.
Digging: The Safety Fire - Mouth Of Swords
He actually assembled a great line-up. Maybe it won't just be Johnny Craig and his sidekicks. I'll look forward to it.
For the 100th time