Jonny Craig Jumped After Show

2013-10-14 by andcas | 54 Comments
It would appear there's another senseless addition to the wonderful world of bewildering misadventures known as Jonny Craig's drama-filled life. According to the singer, he and two other current touring musicians were beat up by some friends of female vocalist Sierra Kusterbeck from VersaEmerge.

Of course, with Craig's affinity for stories that make him out to be a blameless victim, one can speculate that this may have not been an unwarranted action. At the moment, the only thing to go on is a few Twitter updates from the three men trying to cryptically downplay whatever may have lead up to the incident.

http://propertyofzack.com/post/64025942817/jonny-craig-kyle-lucas-claim-to-be-jumped-by-friends

Tagged: Jonny Craig

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Kronzo
October 14th 2013
1303 Comments


hahahahahahahahah, oh lord

Feather
October 14th 2013
10093 Comments


of course haha

TheGreatQ
October 14th 2013
3003 Comments


Good article andcas, I laughed. (not sarcasm btw I actually enjoyed it)

ILJ
October 14th 2013
6942 Comments


shitstorm incoming

TheSpirit
Emeritus
October 14th 2013
30304 Comments


hahahhaha

wacknizzle
October 14th 2013
14555 Comments


Guess he doesn't realize that alot of people don't like him and has to blame someone for it. Surprised this isn't a more common happening. Hilarious nonetheless

loveisamixtape
October 14th 2013
12322 Comments


what's a versaemerge

owen
October 14th 2013
5146 Comments


Serves him right, I hope the fucker gets torn to pieces

wacknizzle
October 14th 2013
14555 Comments


Oh snap, bitches layin the law. I knew there was a catch

Calc
October 14th 2013
17339 Comments


I Still Feel Her Pt VI

tommygun
October 15th 2013
27108 Comments


m/

witchxrapist
October 15th 2013
11117 Comments


Ahahahhaa of course they were being cunts, the dudes are cunts.

NordicMindset
October 15th 2013
25137 Comments


dance jonny dance

ShadowRemains
October 15th 2013
27741 Comments


deserved it

Spec
October 15th 2013
39395 Comments


Acted tough and got corrected.

witchxrapist
October 15th 2013
11117 Comments


lmao andcas

Acted tough and got corrected.


most brocore words of all time

DatBeefPudding
October 15th 2013
1952 Comments


time to throw down xhxcx style

Chesse
October 15th 2013
529 Comments


I should listen to versa emerge

Chesse
October 15th 2013
529 Comments


I read the title and thought he literally jumped off of something at first

TMobotron
October 15th 2013
7253 Comments


"how does one get sucker punched in the front of your face"

Spec
October 15th 2013
39395 Comments


@witch

It's what that chick said about it.

VicariousIntent
October 15th 2013
1628 Comments


I have to admit, I'm a little ashamed about how much I grinned while reading about this

KSK1
October 15th 2013
4118 Comments


I'm so overly bored by the details of this assholes life at this point

TheSupernatural
October 15th 2013
2213 Comments


I'm so overly bored by the details of this assholes life at this point [2]

Shimana
October 15th 2013
545 Comments


Acted tough and got corrected.


most brocore words of all time [2]

I read the title and thought he literally jumped off of something at first [2]

Shimana
October 15th 2013
545 Comments


They wouldn't jump DGD Tilian is like 6'3 and will is prob 220

East Hastings
October 15th 2013
4418 Comments


calc won the thread guys shut up

ThePlotInLou
October 15th 2013
6 Comments


This could very well be true. I know for a fact that one of the other touring musicians was Aaron Melzer from Secrets. I follow that kid on Instagram & he posted a picture of his busted lip with a comment that said #suckerpunch.

OwMySnauze
October 15th 2013
2523 Comments


Jonny's just a victim of circumstance! -says every scene fan girl.

SarcasticBastardV2
October 15th 2013
53 Comments


Not to defend Jonny, but the fat fuck with the mustache who posted that stuff on Twitter (if true) just served them a winning lawsuit on a platter. If Jonny and his friends actually did nothing in excess of calling her a "bitch" or whatever else and her friends decided to go over and hit them... well, let's just say there are a good number of lawyers who'd love to show them what a true bitch looks like. Jonny could royally fuck them if he wanted to.

brainmelter
Contributing Reviewer
October 15th 2013
8320 Comments


brb pissing. HAHAHAHAAHA

Dunpeal
October 15th 2013
4449 Comments


nothing gets you more man cred then going back and forth with your assailant via twitter

ConcubinaryCode
October 15th 2013
7541 Comments


"I Still Feel Her Part VI"

My sides...

Dunpeal
October 15th 2013
4449 Comments


yeah that was quite an effeminate paragraph, agreed

reportingbird
October 15th 2013
1051 Comments


another senseless addition to the wonderful world of bewildering misadventures known as Jonny Craig's drama- filled life.


hahaha

sspedding
October 15th 2013
5691 Comments


poetic stuff.

iamSeraph
October 15th 2013
928 Comments


I Still Feel Her Friends Fists Pt X

woodensheets
October 15th 2013
23 Comments


Does anyone actually give a fuck about him?

Dolving999
October 15th 2013
1853 Comments


"I am not a bad person..."

ROFL

MosesMalone
October 15th 2013
1836 Comments


What if washed-up scenecore got as violent as 90s gangsta rap?

HomerPimpson
October 15th 2013
261 Comments


Jonny, Kyle and I just got beat up. Tell your friends thank you!
>telling people your crew just got stomped
>not concealing it in shame

enjoimx
October 15th 2013
86 Comments


" What if washed-up scenecore got as violent as 90s gangsta rap? "

oh my god. could the world possibly get this amazing? just imagine the headlines....

Necrotica
October 15th 2013
10693 Comments


Probably Jenny Craig

Dancedrewdance
October 15th 2013
1169 Comments


I just picture a bunch of people beating him up in a circle saying "where the fucks our mac books bro?"

SarcasticBastardV2
October 15th 2013
53 Comments


I will destroy you Andcas.

Mickeymau5
October 15th 2013
1614 Comments


hahaha

SarcasticBastardV2
October 16th 2013
53 Comments


That's it, we're no longer going pumpkin picking together at the local organic patch. You've overstepped the motherfucking line. I never wanted it to come to this...

SarcasticBastardV2
October 16th 2013
53 Comments


I'm glad you think it's funny. I just about cried.

Dunpeal
October 16th 2013
4449 Comments


why was andcas' post deleted?


did someone cry?

SarcasticBastardV2
October 16th 2013
53 Comments


Deleted? Or consciously retracted by Andcas to soothe over this difficult, heartbreaking affair? We may never know.

*In before Andcas says it was deleted*

Azn.
October 16th 2013
5632 Comments


twitter es dumb

crowing51
October 16th 2013
3505 Comments


So wait..wtf is a versa emerge?

Dancedrewdance
October 16th 2013
1169 Comments


sieera krustyback

Speed512
October 17th 2013
221 Comments


douchecore



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