Jonny Craig Jumped After Show
2013-10-14 by andcas | 55 Comments
It would appear there's another senseless addition to the wonderful world of bewildering misadventures known as Jonny Craig's drama-filled life. According to the singer, he and two other current touring musicians were beat up by some friends of female vocalist Sierra Kusterbeck from VersaEmerge.

Of course, with Craig's affinity for stories that make him out to be a blameless victim, one can speculate that this may have not been an unwarranted action. At the moment, the only thing to go on is a few Twitter updates from the three men trying to cryptically downplay whatever may have lead up to the incident.

http://propertyofzack.com/post/64025942817/jonny-craig-kyle-lucas-claim-to-be-jumped-by-friends
Tagged: Jonny Craig

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Kronzo
October 14th 2013
991 Comments


hahahahahahahahah, oh lord

Feather
October 14th 2013
1317 Comments


of course haha

TheGreatQ
October 14th 2013
1417 Comments


Good article andcas, I laughed. (not sarcasm btw I actually enjoyed it)

ILJ
October 14th 2013
6672 Comments


shitstorm incoming

TheSpirit
October 14th 2013
17882 Comments


hahahhaha

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wacknizzle
October 14th 2013
13382 Comments


Guess he doesn't realize that alot of people don't like him and has to blame someone for it. Surprised this isn't a more common happening. Hilarious nonetheless

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loveisamixtape
October 14th 2013
6036 Comments


what's a versaemerge

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Owantjaaaa
October 14th 2013
3271 Comments


Serves him right, I hope the fucker gets torn to pieces

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wacknizzle
October 14th 2013
13382 Comments


Oh snap, bitches layin the law. I knew there was a catch

Calc
October 14th 2013
12212 Comments


I Still Feel Her Pt VI

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tommygun
October 14th 2013
24954 Comments


m/

witchxrapist
October 14th 2013
11039 Comments


Ahahahhaa of course they were being cunts, the dudes are cunts.

Green Baron
October 14th 2013
20000 Comments


dance jonny dance

ShadowRemains
October 14th 2013
20842 Comments


deserved it

Spec
October 14th 2013
27178 Comments


Acted tough and got corrected.

witchxrapist
October 14th 2013
11039 Comments


lmao andcas

Acted tough and got corrected.


most brocore words of all time

DatBeefPudding
October 14th 2013
1320 Comments


time to throw down xhxcx style

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Chesse
October 14th 2013
529 Comments


I should listen to versa emerge

Chesse
October 14th 2013
529 Comments


I read the title and thought he literally jumped off of something at first

TMobotron
Contributing Reviewer
October 14th 2013
7124 Comments


"how does one get sucker punched in the front of your face"

Spec
October 14th 2013
27178 Comments


@witch

It's what that chick said about it.

SadAndHolyGlow
October 14th 2013
1521 Comments


*sharp inhale*

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VicariousIntent
October 14th 2013
1593 Comments


I have to admit, I'm a little ashamed about how much I grinned while reading about this

KSK1
October 14th 2013
4084 Comments


I'm so overly bored by the details of this assholes life at this point

TheSupernatural
October 14th 2013
1205 Comments


I'm so overly bored by the details of this assholes life at this point [2]

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Shimana
October 14th 2013
543 Comments


Acted tough and got corrected.


most brocore words of all time [2]

I read the title and thought he literally jumped off of something at first [2]

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Shimana
October 14th 2013
543 Comments


They wouldn't jump DGD Tilian is like 6'3 and will is prob 220

East Hastings
October 14th 2013
4391 Comments


calc won the thread guys shut up

ThePlotInLou
October 14th 2013
3 Comments


This could very well be true. I know for a fact that one of the other touring musicians was Aaron Melzer from Secrets. I follow that kid on Instagram & he posted a picture of his busted lip with a comment that said #suckerpunch.

OwMySnauze
October 15th 2013
1045 Comments


Jonny's just a victim of circumstance! -says every scene fan girl.

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SarcasticBastardV2
October 15th 2013
53 Comments


Not to defend Jonny, but the fat fuck with the mustache who posted that stuff on Twitter (if true) just served them a winning lawsuit on a platter. If Jonny and his friends actually did nothing in excess of calling her a "bitch" or whatever else and her friends decided to go over and hit them... well, let's just say there are a good number of lawyers who'd love to show them what a true bitch looks like. Jonny could royally fuck them if he wanted to.

brainmelter23
October 15th 2013
27 Comments


brb pissing. HAHAHAHAAHA

Dunpeal
October 15th 2013
3665 Comments


nothing gets you more man cred then going back and forth with your assailant via twitter

ConcubinaryCode
October 15th 2013
2085 Comments


"I Still Feel Her Part VI"

My sides...

Dunpeal
October 15th 2013
3665 Comments


yeah that was quite an effeminate paragraph, agreed

elbaliem
October 15th 2013
913 Comments


another senseless addition to the wonderful world of bewildering misadventures known as Jonny Craig's drama- filled life.


hahaha

sspedding
October 15th 2013
4765 Comments


poetic stuff.

iamSeraph
October 15th 2013
863 Comments


I Still Feel Her Friends Fists Pt X

woodensheets
October 15th 2013
23 Comments


Does anyone actually give a fuck about him?

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Dolving999
October 15th 2013
1638 Comments


"I am not a bad person..."

ROFL

MosesMalone
October 15th 2013
1836 Comments


What if washed-up scenecore got as violent as 90s gangsta rap?

HomerPimpson
October 15th 2013
246 Comments


Jonny, Kyle and I just got beat up. Tell your friends thank you!
>telling people your crew just got stomped
>not concealing it in shame

enjoimx
October 15th 2013
59 Comments


" What if washed-up scenecore got as violent as 90s gangsta rap? "

oh my god. could the world possibly get this amazing? just imagine the headlines....

FiveLeavesLeft
October 15th 2013
9838 Comments


Probably Jenny Craig

Dancedrewdance
October 15th 2013
692 Comments


I just picture a bunch of people beating him up in a circle saying "where the fucks our mac books bro?"

SarcasticBastardV2
October 15th 2013
53 Comments


I will destroy you Andcas.

Mickeymau5
October 15th 2013
1614 Comments


hahaha

SarcasticBastardV2
October 16th 2013
53 Comments


That's it, we're no longer going pumpkin picking together at the local organic patch. You've overstepped the motherfucking line. I never wanted it to come to this...

SarcasticBastardV2
October 16th 2013
53 Comments


I'm glad you think it's funny. I just about cried.

Dunpeal
October 16th 2013
3665 Comments


why was andcas' post deleted?


did someone cry?

SarcasticBastardV2
October 16th 2013
53 Comments


Deleted? Or consciously retracted by Andcas to soothe over this difficult, heartbreaking affair? We may never know.

*In before Andcas says it was deleted*

Azn.
October 16th 2013
5612 Comments


twitter es dumb

crowing51
October 16th 2013
3453 Comments


So wait..wtf is a versa emerge?

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Dancedrewdance
October 16th 2013
692 Comments


sieera krustyback

Speed512
October 17th 2013
136 Comments


douchecore



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