Just saying "Nickelback's Greatest Hits" makes me throw up in my mouth a bit.
inb4 lots of unfunny comments
Digging: The Menzingers - Rented World
"The Best of Nickelback Volume 1"
YOU CAN'T BE FUCKING SERIOUS
IT'S NOT A GREATEST HITS ALBUM YOU IDIOTS.
THE BEST OF
THE BEST OF WHAT THEY'VE DONE
NOT THEIR GREATEST HITS
THEIR BEST SONGS
GET IT RIGHT OH MY GOD RESPECT NICKELBACK OUR LORDS AND SAVIORS
thank you Lloyd
So this is pretty much just going to be 60 or so minutes of the sound of sloppy cow crap slopping on the ground?
If Everyone Cared is my favorite song of all time. Real talk.
Can I review this a month before it's released if everyone has already heard every single song on it?
"19. Something in Your Mouth"
oh god no
TRYING NOT TO LOVE YOU
BUT IT ONLY MAKES ME LOVE YOU MORE
There are a couple of okay songs in here, but This Means War isn't there...damn
Digging: Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas...
The sad thing is I've heard all but three of them.
I can't that "Volume One" has anything more than a threat
Detroit handled them best. If only we could all be more be like the city of Detroit.
this is a blank disc right?
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Every song I didn't know on this turned out to be terrible, band is even worse than I thought, damn
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THANK YOU BASED CHAD
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I can imagine it's like the one episode of South Park, where you put it on and it's just a guy taking a shit into your headphones.
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"Can I review this a month before it's released if everyone has already heard every single song on it?"
Let's be realistic, we've already heard every song on their next two studio albums already. We just don't have the album art yet.
Also, Nickelback Greatest Hits means their worst songs for the most part. They actually have a couple decent songs, but they never became hits for that exact reason. "Good Times Gone," for example
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What's worse is I could hum most of these. I hope this is a signal that the band is on their last nickel.
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Not gonna lie, they have tons of hits. But I still vomit at the sight of "Nickelback" in front of the Greatest Hits title...
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I remember jamming How You Remind Me when I was 8 or so, that track's hot
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I'm a Nickelback fan but I think every song from the last two albums that are included here should be taken off. Dark Horse and Here & Now mostly suck complete ass. I really only listen to the first 4 albums but I spin All The Right Reasons every now and then.
"I'm a Nickelback fan"
This will certainly go platinum. It's a sad pathetic world we live in.
Hey, come on. It may be hard to imagine but even Nickelback has fans.
"Something in Your Mouth"
at least Chad knows how to be subtle
Digging: Mineral - The Power Of Failing
"How You Remind Me" is the only good song from these guys
"at least Chad knows how to be subte"
XD good one
inb4 Greatest Shits
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Hey everyone I'm dating avril labience
Inside the back door
yeah, when i was 6
"'How You Remind Me' is the only good song from these guys"
hey guys hits is an anagram for shit
They have greatest hits? Hehehe.
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i think its about time we give these guys a break
...said no one
"I can't think that "Volume One" is anything more than a threat"
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I almost couldn't be bothered to post but as a upstanding Canadian citizen, it's my duty to shit on
Nickleback any chance I get.
lets be honest they have some fun tracks
or maybe i was just 12 and thought animals was badass
lets be rapey?
they have some rapey tracks?
dammit andcas this is no time for bowling for soup quotes
The next time you're going to do something like this, TELL me first.
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i cant believe that douchebag married avril lavigne, the platonic love of my life.
well this is the end of the world as we know it
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Everyone knows that this is a more accurate version of a Nickelback "Greatest Hits/Best of" comp:
will have to give a listen
big big fan
Thank you based chad
ITS NOT LIKE YOU
TO SAY SORRY
WAS WAITING ON A DIFFERENT STORY
THIS TIME I'M
FOR HANDING YOU A HEART WORTH BREAKING
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AND I'VE BEEN WRONG
I'VE BEEN DOWN
BEEN DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF EVERY BOTTLE!!!
THESE FIVE WORDS IN MY HEAD
SCREAM, "ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?"
day 1 purchase
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>unironic use of the phrase "Greatest Hits"
I already have all these tracks but it will be nice to have them all on an easily accessible, copy-protected CompactDisc for my listening enjoyment.
lol 'something in your mouth'
such dirty minds. he's talking about her tongue in her mouth, not his cock damnit
Are you sure about that?
Never Again is a good song though, it's got groove.
This Means War is my fav from these guys.
The heavier songs off of ATRR are pretty decent
good to see you posting again
you guys ready for a new nickelback review? lol i jest... probably will never do that again. besides we all know it's just the same song played 19 times over
Omg they actually match up
More like Greatest Shits, amirite?
but lotsa sentimental value on same deep water, untitled and prayers for rainbut lotsa sentimental value on same deep water, untitled and prayers for rainbut lotsa sentimental value on same deep water, untitled and prayers for rainbut lotsa sentimental value on same deep water, untitled and prayers for rain
More like Greatest Shits, amirite?
BLOC ALREADY INB4'D THAT YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
Haha, my guardian angel right here
I mean, damn
Hell yes, so excited for this!
said no one, except the band.
Your username is so topical for you comment.
And they say that a heeeeero could saaave us
I'm not gonna stand here and waiiiiiiiiiiiit
genius lyrics, he totally deserves to get his cock sucked by avril lavigne.
He doesn't deserve to lose his virginity, assuming he still has it (which he probably doesn't considering the songs he writes)
I guess the last track is dedicated to Avril.
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Misleading album title. The track listing should be blank.
I can't wait to 1 this
Aren't we all
i wonder how drunk/stoned i was, pick up Taylor Swifts greatest hits instead.
Tay Tay is kinda OK, though, so that's not comparable to buying this CD.
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