Michelle Obama hip hop album

2013-08-16 by Schizophrenik | 138 Comments
Michelle Obama, of FLOTUS fame, is set to release a hip hop album with a focus on promoting a healthy, active lifestyle and proper eating habits. The album is part of her "Let's Move" campaign which she began in 2010 in order to fight childhood obesity in America.

The 19 track album, entitled Songs For A Healthier America will feature many guest appearances, including Jordin Sparks and Ashanti. The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album.

The first of 10 slated music videos can be viewed here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvm7Fqbpqcg

The full album will be released for free download on September 30, 2013

Tagged: Michelle Obama

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Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
August 16th 2013
31784 Comments


>Doris

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sixdegrees
August 16th 2013
18165 Comments


"The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album."


lame

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elephantREVOLUTION
August 16th 2013
2815 Comments


damn i was hoping she would drop a verse or sumthin

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Curse.
August 16th 2013
8037 Comments


She isn't gonna sing or rap but I have to assume she is going to lay down some sick beats

joomisy
August 16th 2013
467 Comments


I don't believe this is happening but sadly I think it is

elephantREVOLUTION
August 16th 2013
2815 Comments


dr. oz goes in though

Cygnatti
August 16th 2013
23498 Comments


gonna be a 5

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Impervious
August 16th 2013
445 Comments


What. the actual fuck. is happening. to our country.

ProjectFreak
August 16th 2013
1493 Comments


beautiful things, impervious. beautiful things.

DikkoZinner
August 16th 2013
3603 Comments


Ghostface, catch the blast from a hype verse

slep
August 16th 2013
1604 Comments


can't wait for Joe Biden's guest spot on this

treeqt.
August 16th 2013
13191 Comments


so how many tracks will lil b be on?

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henryChinaski
August 16th 2013
2924 Comments


Hahahaha

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Keyblade
August 16th 2013
15770 Comments


"I don't believe this is happening but sadly I think it is"

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omik1116
August 16th 2013
523 Comments


^lol

thumbcrusher
August 16th 2013
3609 Comments


AOTY

TheSupernatural
August 16th 2013
1381 Comments


She's not going to rap about the children that her husband has murdered in the middle east? How about his disrespect for the Constitution? Nope, better rap about fitness.

Fuck you Michelle Obama.

sublimefan1991
August 16th 2013
771 Comments


i forsee a death grips-esque cover.

Dolving999
August 16th 2013
1684 Comments


ft. O-bummer

FourthReich
August 16th 2013
18761 Comments


has this leaked yet? shoutbox me the link pls

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guitarded_chuck
August 16th 2013
3478 Comments


A$AP Shelly

Cygnatti
August 16th 2013
23498 Comments


"She's not going to rap about the children that her husband has murdered in the middle east? How about his disrespect for the Constitution? Nope, better rap about fitness.

Fuck you Michelle Obama."

Uh, she has purposely stayed away from her husband's politics in general, just like most modern first ladies have. I guess if you knew anything about her, then you'd know that, but you obviously don't. She's been campaigning about children's fitness since 2009 so things like this shouldn't come off as a surprise to anyone except for the fact that it's going to be an actual "hip-hop" album.

DikkoZinner
August 16th 2013
3603 Comments


Her brother coaches hoops at Oregon St. The Beavers.

guitarded_chuck
August 16th 2013
3478 Comments


she about that children fitness / outdoor activity + gardening / sustainable living

she coo


FourthReich
August 16th 2013
18761 Comments


michelle is for the children

Gmork89
August 16th 2013
5670 Comments


My god why.

DikkoZinner
August 16th 2013
3603 Comments


"michelle is for the children"

Exactly. She believes that children are the future.

guitarded_chuck
August 16th 2013
3478 Comments


"Exactly. She believes that children are the future."

that is fucking profound

ResidentNihilist
August 16th 2013
1252 Comments


i forsee a death metal cover.

*fixd

BladeRunner
August 16th 2013
299 Comments


Wait, this is real? Fuck me...

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Guzzo10
August 16th 2013
1117 Comments


At first glance I thought that said Michelle is for the chicken



Then I realized the statement wasn't nearly believable as originally thought

guitarded_chuck
August 16th 2013
3478 Comments


"Fuck me..."

Is this the title the album?

FourthReich
August 16th 2013
18761 Comments


lol @ dikko not getting that reference XD

RivalSkoomaDealer
August 16th 2013
1134 Comments


I'm the head of the mah-fukin state, niggah!

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thespaceforthis
August 16th 2013
518 Comments


if shes not gonna rap then whats the damn point?

shes got not swag

EaglesBecomeVultures
August 16th 2013
5308 Comments


">Doris"

"A$AP Shelly"

best

eleventhsun
August 16th 2013
1475 Comments


I'm assuming that based on being the wife of the president of the USA, this will by default be the most "gangster" rap album of all time?

Azn.
August 16th 2013
5618 Comments


cmon....she could at least drop a verse or two

Azn.
August 16th 2013
5618 Comments


also most misleading article title ever

DikkoZinner
August 16th 2013
3603 Comments


Teddy Nugent to feature

oltnabrick
August 16th 2013
32268 Comments


She should at least DJ it.

DJ MICHELLE OBAMA. REAL TRAP SHIT.

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Acanthus
August 16th 2013
9549 Comments


"Exactly. She believes that children are the future."

And how better to raise them than in a secure, protected, government environment!

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Chesse
August 16th 2013
529 Comments


Run the jewels will have nothing on this

DikkoZinner
August 16th 2013
3603 Comments


Shoot, I just hope she teaches them well and let's them lead the way.

Acanthus
August 16th 2013
9549 Comments


Album needs more Snoop Lion.

demigod!
August 16th 2013
46050 Comments


this is a joke... right?

RIGHT??

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JAV
August 16th 2013
1995 Comments


If she doesn't sing or rap this album is useless


Scoot
August 16th 2013
17993 Comments


1ing this just because the idea is so fucking retarded

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YankeeDudel
August 16th 2013
9328 Comments


Iman Shumpert will be featured

KNICKS BISH

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Gmork89
August 16th 2013
5670 Comments


Just more embarrassment for us thanks to the Obama family.

KeepTheChange
August 16th 2013
62 Comments


oh, michelle...

Friday13th
August 16th 2013
3357 Comments


...and Rolling Stone has given it a pre-release rating of 5/5.

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DikkoZinner
August 16th 2013
3603 Comments


"Just more embarrassment for us thanks to the Obama family"

lol

MuhNamesTyler
August 16th 2013
4823 Comments


She's probably a proud supporter of the No Cussing Club

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cvlts
August 16th 2013
9039 Comments


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVafzGiap4Y

beefshoes
August 16th 2013
4613 Comments


The song titles are so LOL

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dante1991
August 16th 2013
571 Comments


"Michelle Obama hip hop album".. "The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album."

So....what is she actually doing on this? Not really a Michelle Obama hip hop album if she's not going to appear on it. Is she just financing this then or what?

DikkoZinner
August 16th 2013
3603 Comments


Kid Rock with the guest appearance.

someguest
August 16th 2013
21995 Comments


First they invade our schools, then they tells us what to eat, and now they're taking over our music!

Socialism!

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Gmork89
August 16th 2013
5670 Comments


@ Dikko

Was that a lol like "thanks obama" or did you think I said something truly funny?

DikkoZinner
August 16th 2013
3603 Comments


How have you been "embarrassed"?

Chortles
August 16th 2013
18245 Comments


THANKS OBAMA

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Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
August 16th 2013
51134 Comments


they call me Joe Biden
Osama was hidin
Until my boy came into office and told dem seals to go ridin

moshpotatoes
August 16th 2013
652 Comments


Jordin Sparks is looking too sexy..

Gmork89
August 16th 2013
5670 Comments


Guess that answers my question.

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
August 16th 2013
51134 Comments


People who hate on Michelle Obama are literally the worst people on the planet and usually just racist

All she cares about is our children's health, and she's being creative and thinking outside of the box to try and come up with something that will actually work

Like goddamn

someguest
August 16th 2013
21995 Comments


People who hate on Michelle Obama are literally the worst people on the planet and usually just racist

All she cares about is our children's health, and she's being creative and thinking outside of the box to try and come up with something that will actually work

Like goddamn


The problem with this is those of us who are smart enough to take care of ourselves don't really care for this approach to health and exercise. These kind of messages come across as 'talking down' to intelligent individuals.

sniper
August 16th 2013
19077 Comments


will be harmless and probably really funny. fox news is gonna have a field day.

sniper
August 16th 2013
19077 Comments


The problem with this is those of us who are smart enough to take care of ourselves don't really care for this approach to health and exercise. These kind of messages come across as 'talking down' to intelligent individuals.
no they really don't

someguest
August 16th 2013
21995 Comments


Isn't that what she wants @ a field day lul

sniper
August 16th 2013
19077 Comments


lol

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
August 16th 2013
51134 Comments


"The problem with this is those of us who are smart enough to take care of ourselves don't really care for this approach to health and exercise. These kind of messages come across as 'talking down' to intelligent individuals."

Well I guess you're not intelligent to realize this campaign isn't fucking for you. I mean come on, do you really want to pay for little kids' diabetes medication?

someguest
August 16th 2013
21995 Comments


I want fat, irresponsible fucks to stop having children.

That's what I want.

Gmork89
August 16th 2013
5670 Comments


Unfortunately they will keep having more and more.

Plan B....HIP HOP ALBUM

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
August 16th 2013
51134 Comments


One of the biggest problems right now is that lower to middle class people are not having kids, or only one or two, but poverty stricken people are still having a lot of kids, I'll agree with you on that one

someguest
August 16th 2013
21995 Comments


There should be an IQ test before you're allowed to conceive.

Gmork89
August 16th 2013
5670 Comments


Or own a dog.

thespaceforthis
August 16th 2013
518 Comments


Trebor17 like the movie Idiocracy, but with poor people.


Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
August 16th 2013
51134 Comments


Guys I can't wait for the grammys next year

And the award goes to.......some shitty mainstream rapper with a shitty name uhhh Big Heebee with his album New School Money, Old School Retardation, oh fuck Kanye is coming up on the stage

Yo Imma let you finish, but Michelle Obama had da best shitty rap album of da year, and oh by the way..... I hit that

Wow the crowd goes wild, Kim Kardashian is in the audience, she's pissed oh my god

Oh and, I didn't wear a jimmy hat, I'm gonna have a little Obama on the way

Oh my god it's fucking choas here, goddamn if only Michelle hadn't made that rap album, look what's happened to america

Honey wake up

What?

Jimbo, were you having one of those crazy redneck Obama is destroying america dreams again?

Well shit, I guess I was honey

Go back to sleep Jimbo

keyokeyo
August 16th 2013
329 Comments


^^ that was a zooted ass story

keyokeyo
August 16th 2013
329 Comments


A$AP Shelly wowww lolll #beentrill #popawheelieonthezeitgeist

KenboSlice
August 16th 2013
1087 Comments


How long til we get an actual Dr. Oz rap album?

Judio!
Contributing Reviewer
August 16th 2013
6721 Comments


I'd expect something like this from the Obama administration. This little album of hers in probably financed by the taxpayers money as well.

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Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
August 16th 2013
51134 Comments


Damn I didn't know people who watch Fox News dug Amon Amarth

TrueBlood
August 16th 2013
1388 Comments


The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album
The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album
The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album
The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album
The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album
The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album
The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album
The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album

SarcasticBastard
August 16th 2013
164 Comments


I'm impressed by the level of libertarianism on here... thought this site would skew heavily left.

SarcasticBastard
August 16th 2013
164 Comments


Then again, I also assume this site to be lily white and male, so considering Romney would have beat Obama 501-37 in the election within that demographic group I guess it's not as surprising. Not to say Romney's even remotely libertarian, though.

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
August 16th 2013
51134 Comments


"I'm impressed by the level of libertarianism on here"

No one here has said anything regarding libertarianism, that's not the standard right you know right?

"Romney would have beat Obama 501-37"

Nah most people here are under 25

Spec
August 16th 2013
27548 Comments


Was hoping she'd drop a verse or something agreed.

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Cygnatti
August 16th 2013
23498 Comments


"I'd expect something like this from the Obama administration. This little album of hers in probably financed by the taxpayers money as well."

yes because the obama administration has really really been pushing for childhood fitness and against childhood obesity. that's always been one of their top priorities, hasn't it?

J0ckstrapsFTW
August 16th 2013
3665 Comments


Fuckin gaaaayyyeee

hikingmetalpunk
August 16th 2013
1252 Comments


republicans are scum

TheSupernatural
August 16th 2013
1381 Comments


You know what, all politicians should rap. I want Santorum to throw in a slick verse about what his name is slang for. I want Herman Caine to quote more Pokemon. I want Anthony Weiner to sing the chorus.

LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN

eleventhsun
August 16th 2013
1475 Comments


Anyone who who refers to themselves as a "Democrat or Republican" are scum. Fuck statists.

AtomicShane
August 16th 2013
1990 Comments


this reminds me of veep...such an awesome show.

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Green Baron
August 16th 2013
21157 Comments


can't believe this is actually real

lyon1535
August 16th 2013
1259 Comments


This is the most dystopian shit ever, Obama's facing a controversy over the NSA and the growing scope of American surveillance power and Michelle Obama's releasing a fucking rap album about staying healthy.

That said, I hope Barack drops a couple of verses.

OneMoreRoland
August 16th 2013
1053 Comments


Wait what what what what what what


whatttttttttttttttt

no way

whattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt the fuck

dawija3
August 16th 2013
213 Comments


This is what happens when you let a black person become the leader

Cygnatti
August 16th 2013
23498 Comments


Except that she isn't a politician at all, nor is anyone else who is involved.

lyon1535
August 16th 2013
1259 Comments


I'm gonna assume you're responding to me Cygnatti?

No, she isn't, and I don't doubt that she's sincere about wanting to help children and public health; it's just that this stuff juxtaposed with the, frankly, dark information coming out about the nature of American governmental power seems really silly and irrelevant. The two groups that are exposed to/ targeted by these two sets of information almost entirely preclude each other, but looking at them both, it does like sort of silly. It ain't a conspiracy statement about using rap to control the people or some silly shit.

MuhNamesTyler
August 16th 2013
4823 Comments


lol why is this such a big deal? Little 1st and 2nd graders (which this is targeting) will probably dig this shit in school or whatever

Cygnatti
August 16th 2013
23498 Comments


I'm talking to that supernatural guy, actually.

lyon1535
August 16th 2013
1259 Comments


Oops. K sorry luv yu tho yu kno it

jdennis31
August 16th 2013
6511 Comments


invest in weed stocks guys! that moron sanjay finally did a tiny bit of research and discovered he's a tool for perpetuating false information. my penny stocks went up by 30% right after his little special dropped.

SarcasticBastard
August 16th 2013
164 Comments


"No one here has said anything regarding libertarianism, that's not the standard right you know right?

A) Yes, many have (implicitly).
B) Never said it was the standard right.

"Nah most people here are under 25"

Yeah, but I'll bet if you pitted Gary Johnson against Obama among < 25-year-old white males nationwide Gary would slaughter him, and Romney would perhaps still win (though it'd be more of a battle).


jdennis31
August 16th 2013
6511 Comments


No one will take you seriously because you're just a sarcastic bastard.

jdennis31
August 16th 2013
6511 Comments


woooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

joshieboy12345
August 16th 2013
5377 Comments


lol

Mojito
August 16th 2013
39 Comments


dr oz rips


Aids
August 16th 2013
24170 Comments


honestly pretty excited to see how this turns out

ps way to break down those racial stereotypes Michelle. seriously, you couldn't have made an opera album or something? or like post-rock with chilling samples about Americans being fat and getting diabetes.

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Gyromania
August 16th 2013
16883 Comments


this is either going to be really terrible or really, REALLY terrible

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Judio!
Contributing Reviewer
August 16th 2013
6721 Comments


I haven't noticed any libertarianism on here haha. I am a libertarian, though, so that's cool that if there afe other libertarians
like me on the site. I would've guessed that this would be a left-winged site too.

lyon1535
August 16th 2013
1259 Comments


Most of us are Italian fascists who worship the ancient pagan gods of death and war, actually.

jdennis31
August 16th 2013
6511 Comments


i worship the pagan gods of virility and fertility

Satellite
August 16th 2013
20826 Comments


i'm the god of tits and wine

SarcasticBastard
August 17th 2013
164 Comments


I think we can all agree that Michelle has diagonal tendencies.

Disruptor
August 17th 2013
26 Comments


When I first saw this I thought it was just someone trolling... but now I'm just afraid and confused because this is actually a thing, and I'm not sure how I feel about it besides that it will undoubtedly suck harder than a hooker with a hoover.

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
August 17th 2013
51134 Comments


It's made for fucking 8 year olds dude of course it's going to suck

Disruptor
August 17th 2013
26 Comments


Well, yeah... That's common sense. I meant more in the sense that of all the ways to approach this kind of thing, that this is what the US government came up with and called it a day.

LloydIsSkeleNow
August 17th 2013
16 Comments


Could have sworn this was going to be an andcas article.

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
August 17th 2013
51134 Comments


yeah cuz everything else they've tried has worked, damn look at all those in shape children

When nothing seems to work, why not try something new and outside the box?

FenixZero
August 17th 2013
388 Comments


Big cover up for her husband's failings.

Disruptor
August 17th 2013
26 Comments


And that argument makes sense, but how effective is a hip hop record going to be for a demographic who get most of their musical taste from their parents or what they hear on the radio... I'm not saying it couldn't work, it just doesn't seem likely, especially when you consider that a musical approach isn't that outside of the box when you consider how many shows/programs have gone down this route before with varying amounts of success. Honestly, people just need to start educating their kids about eating healthier, because so many parents are creating a vicious cycle of ever-rising childhood obesity figures.

Disruptor
August 17th 2013
26 Comments


tl;dr it seems to me like they need to start targeting the parents as well as their target demographic. There's only so much you can do, and it's great that they're trying to educate the kids, but some of these adults are just as clueless about eating more healthy.

Ayashi
August 17th 2013
272 Comments


Michelle is my #1 nigga, I like her.

As a healthy, buff, lifting European it's just unreal how useless your nutrition is in the US. Fuck fat people, go Michelle. Album gonna be dope.

jdennis31
August 17th 2013
6511 Comments


Maybe they should throw everyone who eats a cheeseburger in jail like they do with people who smoke pot.

Ayashi
August 17th 2013
272 Comments


^^ jdennis31, you don't get it do you? Know one cares about a CHEESEBURGER. You have bigger problems, such as the fact that you're serving FRENCH FRIES AT ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WHAT THE HELL

jdennis31
August 17th 2013
6511 Comments


I'm not sure what I'm supposed to get. I didn't know I was supposed to lay out all the problems that the US faces. Shut up you hoser.

Ayashi
August 17th 2013
272 Comments


Yeah I know Im being aggressive, insomnia is killing me. I just know there's loads of Americans out there who revere their constitutional right to be fat as hell and get mad at Michelle for promoting fitness. It's amazing in a way

jdennis31
August 17th 2013
6511 Comments


Werd. Honestly, people who are unhealthy due to a lack of exercise and over indulgence kind of annoy me. However, in the words of Ron Swanson, "The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me, that's beautiful."

hikingmetalpunk
August 17th 2013
1252 Comments


damn her for trying to help chirren

JokineAugustus
August 17th 2013
7456 Comments


"Michelle Obama hip hop album"
"The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album."
FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!!!


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beefshoes
August 18th 2013
4613 Comments


Libertarian Socialism is where I stand. It's possible to be in favour of social programs like government healthcare and such and not be in favour of the government violating our constitutional rights to privacy and choice. I just believe things like healthcare, education, law enforcement, and the Federal Reserve shouldn't be owned and regulated by private cooperations without regulation. The opposite of that would be just as grim. There just needs to be more transparency and more moderate legislation/politicians and that won't happen until Citizens United is demolished.

InbredJed
August 18th 2013
6111 Comments


Well said, Beef


SarcasticBastard
August 18th 2013
164 Comments


"It's possible to be in favour of social programs like government healthcare and such and not be in favour of the government violating our constitutional rights to privacy and choice."

No, no it isn't. If you believe in government education, medical, etc. why should I be forced to agree with your subjective beliefs regardless of whether or not I share them? Be consistent and support rights for gays, polygamists, incestuous peoples, drug users, prostitutes, etc. as well as those who don't want you stealing their fucking paycheck to support those who decided to have kids they couldn't afford in the first place. If you "just believe things" then how about you fucking pay for them along with others who believe what you do. Or are you one of those dicks who punches a girl in the face if she denies your advances?

Also, regulation can exist without it being state regulation. All sorts of private organizations and businesses regulate themselves because its to their own benefit to have a rule system.

Not well said at all. Fix your moral compass.

giraffesareepic88
August 18th 2013
76 Comments


Tyler, The Creator guess spot calling it

Judio!
Contributing Reviewer
November 18th 2013
6721 Comments


Did this actually ever happen?



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