Sworn In hate trains

2013-07-23 by Mabbitt | 41 Comments
Illinois hardcore band Sworn In have kicked their bassist Sean Banks out. According to Banks, the reasoning is because he collects trains.

"Recently my longtime hobby of building and collecting model trains had gotten to be too much for the band. I had skipped practice, spent all my tour money, and basically never saw my band. I became too involved in the trains and they had enough of me putting it as my number one priority. I am currently searching for a new band to play guitar or bass in."

Tagged: Sworn In

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AfterTheBreakdown
July 23rd 2013
7208 Comments


Lol

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
July 23rd 2013
32190 Comments


You can understand why I did a google search about this before approving the article

sixdegrees
July 23rd 2013
23875 Comments


lmao

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DegausserGuernica24
July 23rd 2013
1134 Comments


What. The. Fuck? lol

someguest
July 23rd 2013
28074 Comments


lmao

someguest
July 23rd 2013
28074 Comments


Fuckin' trains, how do they work?

Twelvetribes230
July 23rd 2013
116 Comments


All i can think of is

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ep92k9qK1qasxjlo1_400.gif

Shimana
July 23rd 2013
545 Comments


he really only needed that last line...

dimsim3478
July 23rd 2013
7486 Comments


Wow. Okay...hahah

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Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
July 23rd 2013
54923 Comments


Sebastian Bach has superior train sets

icatchthirtythree
July 23rd 2013
815 Comments


ahahah I know Sean. he's just fucking with everybody and somehow lambgoat published it

Keyblade
July 23rd 2013
24365 Comments


fucking lmao

Underflow
July 23rd 2013
3753 Comments


Amazing

Spec
July 23rd 2013
34330 Comments


Hahaha.

larrytheslug
July 23rd 2013
1587 Comments


trains are a surprisingly fun hobby

pjquinones747
July 23rd 2013
1513 Comments


Hahahahaha what

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UnderJOath
July 23rd 2013
79 Comments


Swayze Express > Sebastien Bach's trash.

BTW, this might be the best news story submitted to Sputnik in recent memory.

SCREAMorphine
July 23rd 2013
1791 Comments


Hahaha

elbaliem
July 23rd 2013
1044 Comments


he could join to iliketrains

Evreaia
July 23rd 2013
4845 Comments


traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiins

sblevins95
July 23rd 2013
214 Comments


Haaaate is a train

JAV
July 23rd 2013
2648 Comments


Always collect all trains

extranoisy65
July 23rd 2013
31 Comments


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzGSOwl2qao

titlefightmeirl
July 23rd 2013
659 Comments


lol

NightProwler
July 23rd 2013
7005 Comments


Collective laugh at the office, lol

omik1116
July 23rd 2013
523 Comments


Hopefully this won't put the band too far off track...HA!

...

I'll see myself out...

Mabbitt
July 23rd 2013
1541 Comments


I keep trying to come up with a good joke about how trains and breakdowns both chug but I really can't.

"BTW, this might be the best news story submitted to Sputnik in recent memory. "

Thanks haha

icatchthirtythree
July 23rd 2013
815 Comments


I really can't believe how much attention this has gotten lol

omik1116
July 23rd 2013
523 Comments


Who knows? Maybe the bassist writes the song structures. That might explain all the chugging.

That was terrible I know

Damus
July 23rd 2013
543 Comments


fuck this band, article is funny though

Spec
July 23rd 2013
34330 Comments


Best news story is still "awful user posts the news."

AmericnZero02
July 23rd 2013
3694 Comments


hahaha, that reminds me of a good friend of mine. The dude is a great musician, he just loves trains way more. Nearly his whole backyard is filled with model trains.

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Mabbitt
July 24th 2013
1541 Comments


Best news story is still "awful user posts the news."


yeah okay

hahaha, that reminds me of a good friend of mine. The dude is a great musician, he just loves
trains way more. Nearly his whole backyard is filled with model trains.


Did he get kicked out of a band because of it?

jmumf
July 24th 2013
56 Comments


Damn turned out to be not true, knew this was too funny to be true.

NastyCrab
July 24th 2013
627 Comments


This reminds me of when Horse the Band claimed they were changing their name to "Wicked Decision"
http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/04/09/did-horse-the-band-make-a-wicked-decision/

AmericnZero02
July 24th 2013
3694 Comments


"Did he get kicked out of a band because of it?"

I don't think he ever got kicked out of a band. He just used to be really active in our local music community and has since vanished from it.

PumpBoffBag
July 24th 2013
861 Comments


haaaaaaa

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Mabbitt
July 25th 2013
1541 Comments


you do know this is all a joke he started right?

Damn turned out to be not true, knew this was too funny to be true.


brb crying because cool stuff like this is never real

AmericnZero02
July 25th 2013
3694 Comments


sad indeed :/

witchxrapist
April 9th 2014
11117 Comments


TRAIN SET ROLLIN UNDERNEATH MY BED
WISHIN I WAS DEAD
WISHIN I WAS DEAD

someguest
April 9th 2014
28074 Comments


lol I remember this article



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