I'm not that sold on the vocals tbh but the music grooves hard.
Digging: Digital Nova - Orphelins
worst band ever
amazing album. i was anticipating this one all year long wow they finally did it!!
Rofl they all look like such douche bags
Heard but didn't go see these guys at Mayhem. They sounded terrible.
Well personally I think I can dig the riffs. But the vocals bring it all down.
band is megabad
I thought this was a softcore porn thing
More or less is, the two frontwomen are ex Playboy models and perform topless save for some nipple tape.
the band name is the most stereotypical shit ever
"self described as a "slut metal""
At least the band aren't self delusional
"Well personally I think I can dig the riffs. But the vocals bring it all down."
This exactly. They're no In This Moment.. at least Maria Brink leaves something for the imagination
Digging: Doldrums - E s c
they all look like such douche bags 
Been hearing the opening track on XM Liquid Metal a lot. Not that great. Don't plan on finding out if the rest of this record is just as bad.
When all else fails throw some tape on your nipples.
This band gives ButcheredChildren a run for his money
These guys/gals are excellently cheesy :D How have I not heard of they yet....