I would do bad, bad things to her butthole
Thought this would a skele article.
ive from texas and met the girl a few times.. shes actually really chill / down to earth for a disney starlet
that's because she listens to metal
goddammit, i will rip the throat out of the next person to invoke the S word.
starlet = s word? haha my bad
She's actually friends with my sister and the first time I met her (a few years ago before xfactor etc) she goes "omg you are a ginger!" in a cute excited voice..
I was drunk and promptly replied "fuck you disney bitch" and went to my room.. Little did I know her mom is a redhead / she liked redheads and I blew any sort of remote chance I would have ever had with the girl.. (sigh. - at least i got a funny story out of it)
Anyways I actually think she has a promising career ahead of her.. She has a diverse taste in GOOD music (metal AND indie - she liked bon iver and local natives) and I think once she matures more / gets more freedom from the record company she will start releasing stuff that even us music elitists wouldnt mind giving a go (fingers crossed)
"I would do bad, bad things to her butthole"
Heart Attack sucks
Digging: The Menzingers - After the Party
what i just listened from the album was boring.
dont get me wrong shes talented, just boring music.
May 7th 2013
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I would do bad, bad things to her butthole"
Best first comment ever?
"Heart Attack" is my shit
*"Heart Attack" is shit
*"Heart Attack" is
I used to play 'em like a kindle
Digging: Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness - Zombies on Broadway
Thought this would a skele article. 
so it isn't Kindle?
Fuck this bitch
on sputnik i could always tell who's seldom get bent simply by looking @ news comments