Backdoor Teen Mom Makes Bank

2013-04-30 by the spread is bland, sour kraut and boiled goose STAFF | 36 Comments
Farrah Abraham, whose debut My Teenage Dream Ended was celebrated by some of our staffers as "aggressively avant-garde" and "Accidentally-Genius-Avant-Garde," and was the subject of Downer's most intense critical discussion of the year, is currently celebrating an impending six-figure payday for her professionally produced avant-garde fuck session, entitled Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom.

http://www.tmz.com/2013/04/29/farrah-abraham-sex-tape-vivid-six-figures/

Tagged: Farrah Abraham

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Necrotica
April 30th 2013
10583 Comments


hot as fvck

tommygun
April 30th 2013
26607 Comments


damn

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
April 30th 2013
32190 Comments


Pretty sure it was Conrad

Ire
April 30th 2013
41948 Comments


dev back from the dead coo

osmark86
April 30th 2013
5363 Comments


brilliant

XingKing
April 30th 2013
12151 Comments


I'd never even heard of this chick until a couple of days ago

tommygun
April 30th 2013
26607 Comments


AVANT-GARDE FUCK SESSION

foxblood
April 30th 2013
6824 Comments


wow

Skoj
April 30th 2013
1602 Comments


kvlt as fvck

ILJ
April 30th 2013
6934 Comments


2trve4me

i'd watch it tho

Kris.
April 30th 2013
14156 Comments


"avant-garde fuck session"


my god, i've never even seen that position before!! this is truly experimental in nature!

XyphynX9
April 30th 2013
137 Comments


"avant-garde fuck session"

I'm dead.

MMX
April 30th 2013
5011 Comments


dead

TrstN01
April 30th 2013
800 Comments


lol, this article is better than the one I wrote about it a few weeks ago (before the tape actually sold).

Also I'm not watching this. Ever.

FromDaHood
April 30th 2013
9107 Comments


lol I heard about this a while ago but didn't think it was real

Spare
April 30th 2013
5567 Comments


lmao

BallsToTheWall
April 30th 2013
47732 Comments


THIS IS.......AWESOMEEEEEEEE

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BallsToTheWall
April 30th 2013
47732 Comments


I'ma fap

MO
April 30th 2013
21717 Comments


lolol

zaruyache
April 30th 2013
17038 Comments


Avant-garde. Does that mean they do it polyrhythmically? Or just not in 4/4? Or is the structuring weird? Or did they include influences from different cultures??? I must know!!!

elephantREVOLUTION
April 30th 2013
2946 Comments


i heard them talking about this on the radio. wasn't sure who it was but i knew the name from somewhere


wouldn't of guessed i knew her name from sputnik

infinitetcetera
April 30th 2013
38 Comments


I've never seen so many "v's" in a news thread before.

Also, dead. [2]

GringoSuave89
April 30th 2013
1118 Comments


This article makes me want to check this out, but I also know how the Sputnik hive mind can give terrible music crazy ass reviews ironically.

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Hyperion1001
Emeritus
April 30th 2013
19975 Comments


sweet

J0ckstrapsFTW
May 1st 2013
3685 Comments


Ill be in my bunk...

but that link andcas posted fucking hilarious

BallsToTheWall
May 1st 2013
47732 Comments


Did you read anything at all FTI?

Ignimbrite
May 1st 2013
6164 Comments


i am confused by this article


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BallsToTheWall
May 1st 2013
47732 Comments


Why? Did you drop out of grade school or something?

Ignimbrite
May 1st 2013
6164 Comments


no i am just a tired college student on a caffeine crash after digging around for paper sources for the past six hours

henryChinaski
May 1st 2013
3769 Comments


Who the fuck is this? That said she's pretty hot.

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foxblood
May 1st 2013
6824 Comments


no she's not

DrGunther
May 1st 2013
202 Comments


What a shameless, money-grabbing, attention-seeking slag...and signing the contract for the video with her father and daughter in tow as well, she should be ashamed of herself.
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Anyone got a link to the video?

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North0House2
May 1st 2013
5945 Comments


A woman of class.

North0House2
May 1st 2013
5945 Comments


I honestly don't find her attractive, though.

ReAnimator
May 1st 2013
356 Comments


Great article

CrazyDiamond7
May 2nd 2013
231 Comments


lol @ the video Andcas posted. I love how he just laughs in her face.

This bitch is total trash. Though I'll still probably check this out eventually. She is pretty hot after all.



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