CKY Are Fuckface Unstoppable
2013-02-05 by andcas | 92 Comments

In case you haven't heard, Bam Margera of Jackass fame has teamed up with his brothers rock band to create Fuckface Unstoppable. It's a confusing hip-hop project featuring Margera rapping from what's hopefully a not to be taken seriously comedy perspective with dub-step thrown into the mix.

Though, you have to wonder when founding CKY member Chad Ginsurg had this to say about the apparent train wreck idea that became reality, “I quit bams band, Fagface Stoppable. Good riddance. Simply can’t witness or enable the downward spiral of my long time friends any more. I’m a grown up.”

You can decide for yourself in the NSFW premiere video for the single "Bend My Dick" in the link below if this is the act of a man losing his mind or typical behavior towards what made him an international household name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vj9V_pX8yw

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Relinquished
February 5th 2013

24392 Comments


i'm too high for this

sixdegrees
February 5th 2013

16687 Comments


....

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
February 5th 2013

49758 Comments


Bam Margera will never have enough to rock the mic, some are simply not born with enough wag, it's rather sad really


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Kris.
February 5th 2013

12145 Comments


i'm not high enough for this

TheFantasticDangler
February 5th 2013

1149 Comments


...this is bad....baaaaadddd

FromDaHood
Contributing Reviewer
February 5th 2013

9033 Comments


Him pissing in his own mouth gets me every time

Calc
February 5th 2013

11940 Comments


this sounds juvenile in every sense of the word.

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Kris.
February 5th 2013

12145 Comments


ryan dunn is barrel rolling like a motherfucker in his grave right now

Ire
February 5th 2013

41746 Comments


bam will never wag


phil on the other hand...

eternium
February 5th 2013

16304 Comments


More people trying to relive their prime years.

FromDaHood
Contributing Reviewer
February 5th 2013

9033 Comments


Yeah pretty much

Yazz_Flute
February 5th 2013

18764 Comments


a confusing hip-hop project


heheh

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Progger6009
February 5th 2013

1065 Comments


This just proves the lust for himself has become too much to bear. I mean if I was a down hill b-side celebrity and my best friend just died, I would look to myself for grieving sex.

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
February 5th 2013

49758 Comments


most awkward flow I've ever heard

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
February 5th 2013

19395 Comments


tha fuck

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Kris.
February 5th 2013

12145 Comments


i hope not
to me, jackass died with ryan

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
February 5th 2013

49758 Comments


I think this is the kind of song/video every recently divorced man in america would make if they had the money and resources of bam margera

KjSwantko
February 5th 2013

9048 Comments


I literally have no words to describe what I just watched.

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
February 5th 2013

49758 Comments


That chick is hot

VermicideReloadead
February 5th 2013

1433 Comments


I prefer than bam sucks the dick of every member of H.I.M than this. This is a really, really bad joke.

Kris.
February 5th 2013

12145 Comments


so what you're saying is that you woudl watch bam margera suck off every member of him


bro you gay?

elephantREVOLUTION
February 5th 2013

2730 Comments


bam has really gone off the deep end since dunn died. he's coming out with a game show on tbs too

ViralOblivion
February 5th 2013

7679 Comments


Ummm

Kris.
February 5th 2013

12145 Comments


dude don't dis that singing show. i saw a few clips on youtube and that shit is hilarious

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
February 5th 2013

49758 Comments


Wait, the title says CKY are Fuckface Unstoppable
but then there's a quote from the drummer saying he wants no part in this shit

VermicideReloadead
February 5th 2013

1433 Comments





so what you're saying is that you woudl watch bam margera suck off every member of him


bro you gay?


Not at all dude, I'm just sayin I prefer to hear that bam talks constatly of him like he was doing 6 years ago rathen than hear once again this rap, he should be skating, fred durst compared to him is like biggie and ghostface killah combined.


Kris.
February 5th 2013

12145 Comments


cool your post is completely unintelligible!

BallsToTheWall
February 5th 2013

44164 Comments


"and probably has something."

Sweet,,CHICKS WITH DICKS

breakingthefragile
February 5th 2013

2943 Comments


I can't believe that there's actually people in this thread who don't think this whole thing is a joke.

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BallsToTheWall
February 5th 2013

44164 Comments


You can always count on me to go the extra mile.

Progger6009
February 5th 2013

1065 Comments


Ya I knew it was a joke, but it was not funny. Considering he cant even be funny anymore what else does he have going for him.

DANcore
February 5th 2013

201 Comments


Nah, this shit is funny.

He might be a little old for this though.

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GnarlyShillelagh
Staff Reviewer
February 5th 2013

5968 Comments


ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is excellent

Progger6009
February 5th 2013

1065 Comments


Well said andcas.

Spluger
February 6th 2013

1112 Comments


What. The. Fuck.

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dixoncocks
February 6th 2013

2428 Comments


So much tryhard. I chuckled for about a minute but this is actually sad.

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Spluger
February 6th 2013

1112 Comments


I think he just needs to take what ever money he has and go away and hide somewhere.

JWT155
February 6th 2013

9205 Comments


Sad part is that he's probably deeply depressed and hates his life currently.

drasticaction74
February 6th 2013

1718 Comments


I can't even

5am
February 6th 2013

46 Comments


just bring back gnar kill

lucasjcockcroft
February 6th 2013

3702 Comments


I wanna titty fuck my own butt cheeks

foxxxythnksustnk
February 6th 2013

2132 Comments


how is this on youtube

ITsHxCTOASTER
February 6th 2013

2474 Comments


I just want to watch more Don Vito talking

MrElmo
February 6th 2013

1950 Comments


"I'me a grown up"

and my new single will be bend my dick

GringoSuave89
February 6th 2013

1009 Comments


this makes H.I.M. sound like The Beatles...

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Ovrot
February 6th 2013

10457 Comments


I wanna titty fuck my own butt cheeks [2]

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Storm In A Teacup
February 6th 2013

12687 Comments


Wildboyz was one of the best tv shows of my teen adolescence. A classic. Viva La Bam was the shit too.

henryChinaski
February 6th 2013

2680 Comments


Hahahaha

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DanielNightLewis
February 6th 2013

539 Comments


I miss Toy Machine era Bam.

CrownOfMagnets
February 6th 2013

2231 Comments


I always thought Bam Margera was a fucking douche

Storm In A Teacup
February 6th 2013

12687 Comments


He is a douche that's the whole reason he's a celebrity.

I mean, shit, way to point out the obvious.

CrownOfMagnets
February 6th 2013

2231 Comments


Oh so that's his thing? Being a douche?

Storm In A Teacup
February 6th 2013

12687 Comments


Well there's skateboarding, but he's way better at douching things up than skating.

DanielNightLewis
February 6th 2013

539 Comments


To be fair he was pretty good for the time when he was first coming up as a pro skater, a massive tool but skilled nonetheless. Anyone who could skate Burnside like he did deserves at least a small amount of respect (again despite his current status).

I can't believe I am defending Bam. A new low for me.

Storm In A Teacup
February 6th 2013

12687 Comments


It doesn't matter how good he is at skating he always douched it up better. Still though, great entertainment for 80% of what he did on TV, which is really good considering just how much he was on the screen.

Storm In A Teacup
February 6th 2013

12687 Comments


Even the GBTV youtube videos or w/e it is called are really bad. I don't understand all the kiss ass comments saying they should have recorded Jackass and etc.

Storm In A Teacup
February 6th 2013

12687 Comments


Like, WHAT'S HAPPENING


I bet that dumb ass saying he was sure Novak is still alive made Bam start freaking out badly on the inside.

XyphynX9
February 6th 2013

137 Comments


Made me fucking LOL but I understand if people will hate this.

omnipanzer
February 6th 2013

21418 Comments


Nothing good can come of this.

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jmnewcomer18
February 6th 2013

3408 Comments


CKY is the shit.....

jmnewcomer18
February 6th 2013

3408 Comments


but this is just bad..... what happened... oh wait, reality....

Acanthus
February 6th 2013

9535 Comments


Remember when the video hit reddit, comments were hilarious.

He's looking more and more like Phil.

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jmnewcomer18
February 6th 2013

3408 Comments


jesus fucking christ haha

KjSwantko
February 6th 2013

9048 Comments


Can't tell if they're trolling or not.

RevenantBlue
February 6th 2013

136 Comments


This is why the phrase "what the fuck" exists

DustyBows
February 6th 2013

25 Comments


The really sad thing is that he's only 33...

jmnewcomer18
February 6th 2013

3408 Comments


the sad thing is that CKY was actually good music and they went from that to this. youd think it would at least go the other way around.

Damus
February 6th 2013

392 Comments


you guys are prudez. this is funny

fish.
Contributing Reviewer
February 6th 2013

21562 Comments


More people trying to relive their prime years.

He's only 33 and this is pretty obviously a pisstake

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KjSwantko
February 6th 2013

9048 Comments


33 going on 13

J0ckstrapsFTW
February 6th 2013

3652 Comments


I lol'd

thedrunkestlandscape
February 6th 2013

13 Comments


This is the most unexpected news I've received today.

XingKing
February 6th 2013

10011 Comments


I bet he was laughing hysterically when he made this song and yet it's devoid of any humor.

thedrunkestlandscape
February 6th 2013

13 Comments


If you try too hard to be either funny or relevant you end up like Bam, with your own piss in your mouth.

jmnewcomer18
February 6th 2013

3408 Comments


Bam is a really cool dude if you get meet him. I mean this shit is stupid but i have nothing against him although he can be over the top immature.


Badabanda
February 6th 2013

79 Comments


oh wow... another jackass movie...

HomerPimpson
February 6th 2013

236 Comments


this is the best i can hope for until bloodhound gang get back to making music
cant stand bam but i lold heartily at the thought of setting my ringtone to
I WANNA BEND MY DICK IN MY ASS
I WANNA BEND MY DICK IN MY ASS AND FUCK MYSELF


edit: for the skating comments: bam was a legit park skater back when he actually skated. check the nollie 540 at burnside
in cky4

jmnewcomer18
February 8th 2013

3408 Comments


That shit was sick. I hate jackass but CKY was fucking crazy awesome.

sailSAway
February 8th 2013

833 Comments


he should team up with lonely island

nbmatt
February 8th 2013

39 Comments


I love how some people feel the need to search for meaning in anything released by someone using the name "Fuckface Unstoppable" in the form of a music video on YouTube. I think it's painfully obvious that he did not make this in some quest for a hot cash injection.

Spec
June 2nd 2013

27051 Comments


Anyone heard Moonshine? There's a live video on YouTube.

Spec
June 2nd 2013

27051 Comments


You're welcome.

ViralOblivion
June 3rd 2013

7679 Comments


Why is everyone experimenting with rap?


First Ronnie now this shit?

ViralOblivion
June 3rd 2013

7679 Comments


I've heard he's been a wreck since Dunn died

ViralOblivion
June 3rd 2013

7679 Comments


Dunn dying was fucking sad tho he was always my favorite

ViralOblivion
June 3rd 2013

7679 Comments


I thought the fat guy what's his name Preston would go first or even Bam from sticking shit up his ass so much

That's all he ever did on the show



ViralOblivion
June 3rd 2013

7679 Comments


Oh yea lol forgot about him

Tried to watch wild boys recently shit is awful it's nothing but dick jokes and lol look at the animals balls!



ViralOblivion
June 3rd 2013

7679 Comments


I loved it as a kid lol I even owned it I think

ViralOblivion
June 3rd 2013

7679 Comments


Ill watch it again i was in a shit mood when I watched it need to watch jackass 1 and 2 again too 3 was okay but 1 and 2 are still fun



NeoSpaz
June 3rd 2013

4517 Comments


Why is everyone experimenting with rap?


First Ronnie now this shit?

this was like, months ago though

ViralOblivion
June 3rd 2013

7679 Comments


I can't remember specifically what happens in each one so its been like 5+ years

Progger6009
June 3rd 2013

1065 Comments


My friend (lightly termed) played with these guys, and both of them are just terrible.



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