i'm too high for this

....

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Bam Margera will never have enough to rock the mic, some are simply not born with enough wag, it's rather sad really

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i'm not high enough for this

...this is bad....baaaaadddd

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Him pissing in his own mouth gets me every time

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this sounds juvenile in every sense of the word.

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ryan dunn is barrel rolling like a motherfucker in his grave right now

bam will never wag


phil on the other hand...

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More people trying to relive their prime years.

bam margera went off the deep end after dunn died.

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Yeah pretty much

a confusing hip-hop project

This just proves the lust for himself has become too much to bear. I mean if I was a down hill b-side celebrity and my best friend just died, I would look to myself for grieving sex.

most awkward flow I've ever heard

I wonder if there will ever be a jackass 4.

tha fuck

i hope not
to me, jackass died with ryan

I think this is the kind of song/video every recently divorced man in america would make if they had the money and resources of bam margera

I literally have no words to describe what I just watched.

I actually enjoyed viva la bam and wildboyz.

That chick is hot

and probably has something.

I prefer than bam sucks the dick of every member of H.I.M than this. This is a really, really bad joke.

so what you're saying is that you woudl watch bam margera suck off every member of him


bro you gay?

the problem is it's not funny. it's just really sad.

bam has really gone off the deep end since dunn died. he's coming out with a game show on tbs too

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so he's copying steve-o who has that singing show now?

Ummm

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dude don't dis that singing show. i saw a few clips on youtube and that shit is hilarious

Wait, the title says CKY are Fuckface Unstoppable
but then there's a quote from the drummer saying he wants no part in this shit

I'm not dissing it. I actually think it's hilarious.

trebor, the other members are still on board.

so what you're saying is that you woudl watch bam margera suck off every member of him


bro you gay?


Not at all dude, I'm just sayin I prefer to hear that bam talks constatly of him like he was doing 6 years ago rathen than hear once again this rap, he should be skating, fred durst compared to him is like biggie and ghostface killah combined.

cool your post is completely unintelligible!

he should titty fuck his butt cheeks.

"and probably has something."

Sweet,,CHICKS WITH DICKS

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you went where I was not going balls.

I can't believe that there's actually people in this thread who don't think this whole thing is a joke.

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it reeks of desperation fragile.

You can always count on me to go the extra mile.

Ya I knew it was a joke, but it was not funny. Considering he cant even be funny anymore what else does he have going for him.

Nah, this shit is funny.

He might be a little old for this though.

ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is excellent

"Considering he cant even be funny anymore what else does he have going for him."

be a drunk and drugged up mess with too much money and not enough sense.

Well said andcas.

What. The. Fuck.

So much tryhard. I chuckled for about a minute but this is actually sad.

yup.

I think he just needs to take what ever money he has and go away and hide somewhere.

Sad part is that he's probably deeply depressed and hates his life currently.

I can't even

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just bring back gnar kill

I wanna titty fuck my own butt cheeks

how is this on youtube

I just want to watch more Don Vito talking

don vito is in prison.

"I'me a grown up"

and my new single will be bend my dick

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he left before this shit.

this makes H.I.M. sound like The Beatles...

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I wanna titty fuck my own butt cheeks [2]

Wildboyz was one of the best tv shows of my teen adolescence. A classic. Viva La Bam was the shit too.

Hahahaha

I miss Toy Machine era Bam.

I always thought Bam Margera was a fucking douche

He is a douche that's the whole reason he's a celebrity.

I mean, shit, way to point out the obvious.

Oh so that's his thing? Being a douche?

Well there's skateboarding, but he's way better at douching things up than skating.

To be fair he was pretty good for the time when he was first coming up as a pro skater, a massive tool but skilled nonetheless. Anyone who could skate Burnside like he did deserves at least a small amount of respect (again despite his current status).

I can't believe I am defending Bam. A new low for me.

totally muffed up dude.

It doesn't matter how good he is at skating he always douched it up better. Still though, great entertainment for 80% of what he did on TV, which is really good considering just how much he was on the screen.

Even the GBTV youtube videos or w/e it is called are really bad. I don't understand all the kiss ass comments saying they should have recorded Jackass and etc.

Like, WHAT'S HAPPENING


I bet that dumb ass saying he was sure Novak is still alive made Bam start freaking out badly on the inside.

Made me fucking LOL but I understand if people will hate this.

Nothing good can come of this.

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CKY is the shit.....

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but this is just bad..... what happened... oh wait, reality....

Remember when the video hit reddit, comments were hilarious.

He's looking more and more like Phil.

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jesus fucking christ haha

Can't tell if they're trolling or not.

This is why the phrase "what the fuck" exists

The really sad thing is that he's only 33...

the sad thing is that CKY was actually good music and they went from that to this. youd think it would at least go the other way around.

you guys are prudez. this is funny

More people trying to relive their prime years.

33 going on 13

I lol'd

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This is the most unexpected news I've received today.

I bet he was laughing hysterically when he made this song and yet it's devoid of any humor.

If you try too hard to be either funny or relevant you end up like Bam, with your own piss in your mouth.

Bam is a really cool dude if you get meet him. I mean this shit is stupid but i have nothing against him although he can be over the top immature.

oh wow... another jackass movie...

this is the best i can hope for until bloodhound gang get back to making music
cant stand bam but i lold heartily at the thought of setting my ringtone to
I WANNA BEND MY DICK IN MY ASS
I WANNA BEND MY DICK IN MY ASS AND FUCK MYSELF

edit: for the skating comments: bam was a legit park skater back when he actually skated. check the nollie 540 at burnside
in cky4

That shit was sick. I hate jackass but CKY was fucking crazy awesome.

he should team up with lonely island

I love how some people feel the need to search for meaning in anything released by someone using the name "Fuckface Unstoppable" in the form of a music video on YouTube. I think it's painfully obvious that he did not make this in some quest for a hot cash injection.

nah, he made it because he's a train wreck.

Anyone heard Moonshine? There's a live video on YouTube.

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great news post. would post again.

I'd tell him to go fuck himself, but he kind of already beat us all to it.

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You're welcome.

Why is everyone experimenting with rap?


First Ronnie now this shit?

I've heard he's been a wreck since Dunn died

more so than he was before

Dunn dying was fucking sad tho he was always my favorite

definitely was the last of the jackass crew I thought would go first

I thought the fat guy what's his name Preston would go first or even Bam from sticking shit up his ass so much

That's all he ever did on the show

everyone and their mothers should've guessed steve-o would be the first to croak considering his drug use and just overall idiocy

Oh yea lol forgot about him

Tried to watch wild boys recently shit is awful it's nothing but dick jokes and lol look at the animals balls!

wild boyz was fucking hilarious lol. don't kid yourself.

I loved it as a kid lol I even owned it I think

it's on netflix so that's good enough for me

Ill watch it again i was in a shit mood when I watched it need to watch jackass 1 and 2 again too 3 was okay but 1 and 2 are still fun

2 was the best by far

Why is everyone experimenting with rap?


First Ronnie now this shit?

this was like, months ago though

I can't remember specifically what happens in each one so its been like 5+ years

My friend (lightly termed) played with these guys, and both of them are just terrible.